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Posted: Dec 17th 2009 1:03PM geo1378 said

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sci fi games and movies are for virgins,dorks,geeks and loosers. now i must go play madden with my shirt off my spray tanned body, shirt collar popped up, and be loud obnoxious and talk about how many woman i banged with my man buddies while drinking some beer. hell yeah mean rule!!!! wooooooh woooooh

Posted: Dec 17th 2009 1:06PM ComicShaman said

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>sniff, sniff<

Well what do you know. I didn't realize that the smell of testosterone could actually transmit through a computer monitor.
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Posted: Dec 17th 2009 1:06PM (Unverified) said

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Looking at your comment history, it's evident you're a douche.

FADE
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Posted: Dec 17th 2009 2:12PM flyingcolors said

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shirt off AND collar popped?
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Posted: Dec 18th 2009 4:45PM Vegeta has a ps3 said

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Back in my day, Trolling meant something.
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Posted: Dec 17th 2009 1:00PM macnbc said

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Right, because nobody ever heard of Uncharted 2 or Metal Gear Solid 4. It's not like they've won all sorts of GOTY awards or anything..

Posted: Dec 17th 2009 1:01PM macnbc said

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Oops, comment system fail, that was supposed to be a reply to Leobebes.

Posted: Dec 17th 2009 1:14PM aughscreennames said

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Are you able to change the Shepard models basic appearances like hair? Or are you stuck with his bald head like the first game?

Posted: Dec 17th 2009 1:18PM (Unverified) said

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Hmm, that's a good question. I'm not sure (don't plan to play as GeneriShepard anyway)
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Posted: Dec 17th 2009 1:31PM Offensive Bias said

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I wouldn't guess it'd be too far from military standards since he is still, presumably, a Commander in the Alliance Military but maybe that changes with him filling more into the Specter role and working with Cerberus.
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Posted: Dec 17th 2009 1:18PM (Unverified) said

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I didn't read it, but I'm so excited! I haven't felt this way since... Mass Effect 1.

Posted: Dec 17th 2009 2:06PM RyanS said

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Why is Sheppard checking out New-Girl's moose knuckle on the first screen?

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2009/12/sfdeclazarus-12172009-2.jpg

Horny bastard is already looking to tap that.

Posted: Dec 19th 2009 10:37PM (Unverified) said

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Liara is not going to be happy.
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Posted: Dec 17th 2009 2:13PM (Unverified) said

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It took every ounce of restraint that I have not to read this (I read IGN's non spoiler one instead, but avoided their spoiler video). That being said I already know this will be the game of the generation, and even with all the Wii games I'll have to fill my time up between christmas and ME2's launch, I'm going to have an extremely hard time waiting.

Posted: Dec 17th 2009 2:20PM Averix said

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So... how slow are the elevators??

Posted: Dec 17th 2009 9:12PM iHavePants said

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Thanks to idiots like you we get loading screens instead.
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Posted: Dec 17th 2009 2:32PM MGTrey said

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Yeah, avoid those spoilers, 'cause that's just stupid how they handled that (in my opinion).

Still, I'm pumped for the game.

Posted: Dec 17th 2009 2:41PM C1RCA302 said

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can't wait for this game!

Posted: Dec 17th 2009 3:05PM (Unverified) said

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Why the hell would joystiq put up a MAJOR spoiler warning in one of the most anticipated sequels of all time? only an idiot would actually read it. Im sick of spoilers that come out before the actual game comes out! its ridiculous!

oh yea, whats the deal with all the ps3 hate? all the sony comments are faded out?

lol- this comment will probably be faded out too.

dam fanboys...

Posted: Dec 17th 2009 3:13PM (Unverified) said

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I mean, I saw the spoiler warning and all, but that was over the top.

THAR BE SPOILERS BELOW

Shepard dies and is resurrected as a cyborg??? WTF!!?!?!?!



Shit.


Like really, my mind just exploded.

Gahhhhhhhhhh......

Posted: Dec 17th 2009 3:36PM deathxrebirth said

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Eh. Mass Effect 1 was probably one of the biggest disappointments for me, so unless they make some drastic changes to this one, I won't even touch it.

P.S. This is an experiment.

Posted: Dec 17th 2009 5:02PM Danthok said

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Cool good to know, thanks.

Posted: Dec 17th 2009 6:16PM robotoid said

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I cannot waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiit!!!!

Posted: Dec 17th 2009 6:25PM robotoid said

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One thing I'm confused though, if I remember correctly, the Cerberus group was bad in the first game, and now they're good in the sequel?

Posted: Dec 17th 2009 9:29PM (Unverified) said

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you prove me right FBs

Posted: Dec 18th 2009 4:47PM Vegeta has a ps3 said

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I'm pretty sure you were faded out because you're an idiot, not because you like the ps3.
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Posted: Dec 19th 2009 4:51AM (Unverified) said

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Posted: Dec 19th 2009 10:35PM (Unverified) said

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Why does EA continue to insist that that man is Shepard?

Posted: Dec 21st 2009 3:45AM Fromps said

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I can't bring myself to read this, I can't spoil it for myself, I only glanced at the big bold font thing and that's all I really needed to know. I feel dirty when I think about this game.....mmmmmmmm

Posted: Jan 1st 2010 3:54PM djpotatohead said

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i can not wait...only a couple of more weeks.

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