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Posted: Dec 20th 2009 11:37AM iHavePants said

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"Yeah. I mean I think it really came to the floor when Van Helsing the film was kind of like the launch pad for the game, and the game was sort of more relevant and important, in a way, than the movie."

What the fuck?

I didn't even know Van Helsing got itself a game.
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Posted: Dec 20th 2009 11:39AM Wiizer said

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What? You read the article?... No, just look at the pictures.
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Posted: Dec 20th 2009 11:53AM Rob Liv said

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Time scale of this article:

16:20 (GMT): Looked at picture.
16:42: Read the article.
16:42 and 3 seconds: Got bored of reading and went back to the picture
16:42 and 9 seconds: Got wowzers in my trousers.
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Posted: Dec 20th 2009 12:24PM freaparn said

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It was a pretty craptacular game, to be fair. Sort of a generic take on the Devil May Cry/Ninja Gaiden-style action platformers, horrific camera you can't control, surprisingly repetitive despite being a fairly short play-through... pretty much standard for the movie licensed game genre.
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Posted: Dec 20th 2009 3:15PM andylawed said

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something tells me I'm not the only one who is enjoying reading this article...
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Posted: Dec 20th 2009 11:38AM Dance Mofo said

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She was the best in Farscape. still is my favorite show.
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Posted: Dec 20th 2009 4:26PM (Unverified) said

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/agree.

She'll never make the Maxim top 100, but she is sexy as can be.
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Posted: Dec 20th 2009 11:38AM PR0F3TA said

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must... not... say... anything...
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Posted: Dec 20th 2009 12:00PM copa said

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You're cool, man. This isn't Jade Raymond.
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Posted: Dec 20th 2009 12:07PM Gandalf the Grey said

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Don't talk about that day man, so many banned... so many banned...
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Posted: Dec 20th 2009 12:41PM (Unverified) said

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No one would have been banned if they acted like civilized people and not like it was the first time they ever saw a hot girl.
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Posted: Dec 20th 2009 1:10PM TheDarkWayne said

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No one would have been banned if CG hadn't given everyone a reason to act like it was the first time they saw a girl. Seriously, most of those posts were clearly just to spite Chris and his crackdown
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Posted: Dec 20th 2009 1:15PM (Unverified) said

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That's equally stupid, and they deserved to get banned.
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Posted: Dec 20th 2009 2:02PM (Unverified) said

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Tmac's right. 90% of people on video game blogs, forums, etc. act as if they have never seen a hot girl and act like a bunch of total idiots and it just makes them look like the socially awkward stereotype that they are trying so hard to get rid of.
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Posted: Dec 20th 2009 2:28PM Unvrfd said

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Jade was hot? I must have seen the wrong picture.
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Posted: Dec 20th 2009 5:20PM TheDarkWayne said

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you're right tmac it was stupid, and maybe they did deserve to get banned, but not nearly as much as the trolls that were and still are running around free
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Posted: Dec 21st 2009 2:00AM PR0F3TA said

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you effing morons, the reason why they say things like that is not because we hold a certain stereotype, its because its the internet. Same reason why you can't mention religion. People are just loud spoken over a median that masks identity so well.

so get over yourself.
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Posted: Dec 20th 2009 11:41AM Wiizer said

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"It's called Rain from Stars, and is like 12 Angry Men meets Saw."


Wow, I wish they would've told her that before she started filming it...
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Posted: Dec 20th 2009 11:58AM copa said

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Why, so she could clear out more shelf space for all those MOTHER-FUCKING OSCARS that are gonna start rolling in?
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Posted: Dec 20th 2009 11:50AM MrXile said

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Claudia is a hottie....

She first came to light to me in Stargate SG1 as a person to look out for. Then I realised she was in Pitch Black too (not for long lol).

Hottie!!! Made Uncharted 2 a lot better with her dulcet tones! :D
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Posted: Dec 20th 2009 4:10PM Drakkenfyre said

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Watch her in FarScape. She has plenty of skimpy outfit scenes, and a love scene or two.

Note, I liked the series for more than just her.
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Posted: Dec 20th 2009 4:55PM MrXile said

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Everyone talks about Farscape in a good light, but I never fancied the idea of the show. Maybe I shall watch a few... see if I get hooked.

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Posted: Dec 20th 2009 6:05PM Misfit Toy said

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You can get a few seasons for streaming on Netflix right now. Farscape.
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Posted: Dec 20th 2009 12:21PM (Unverified) said

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12 Angry Men meets Saw.

So we have a classic film(arguably my favorite of all time)whose power resides in the idea of a fair trial, reasonable doubt and freedom and sums up an era with 12 men deciding someone's fate and shows people's prejudices in that time.

Mix that with a modern torture porn film that isn't exactly clever or smart in a classic way.

What a winning combination, those two ideas should go together swimmingly. A modern film pulling off the power of 12 Angry Men would be an amazing accomplishment on it's own but elements of Saw, really? It's just a bizarre description.

Lumet is one of the greatest directors of all time. Dog Day Afternoon, 12 Angry Men, The Verdict, Serpico, Network and the not classic but still very good Before The Devil Knows You're Dead.
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Posted: Dec 20th 2009 12:29PM freaparn said

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I thought that was a pretty amusing line too. I don't think most people would state with a straight face that the project they're working on "is like gourmet ice cream meets dog shit". It's just not a good sales pitch.
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Posted: Dec 20th 2009 12:25PM m3nphls said

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Her voice is so sexy....it just turns me on!
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Posted: Dec 20th 2009 2:45PM (Unverified) said

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She also did the voice of Morrigan in Dragon Age Origins. She doesn't even mention that...is she ashamed of it or something?
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Posted: Dec 21st 2009 12:18PM infernus said

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srsly, fukken loev Morrigan.
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Posted: Dec 20th 2009 12:38PM LettucePrey said

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Wow. She looks as yummy as her voice...
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Posted: Dec 20th 2009 12:56PM Rankore said

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Have you jumped off the bridge yet, cuz she is hot for her age. 10 years ago she was HOT in Farscape.
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Posted: Dec 20th 2009 1:01PM MystileArmor said

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Well, it might as well be me: I'd hit that.
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Posted: Dec 20th 2009 1:02PM TheDarkWayne said

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well you should probably get to that. Right now.
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Posted: Dec 20th 2009 1:04PM (Unverified) said

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She Talks for chloe in uncharted 2 and that chick from dragon age.
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Posted: Dec 20th 2009 4:26PM Knight Marquise said

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Moorigan, and she did GREAT.
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Posted: Dec 20th 2009 1:04PM TheDarkWayne said

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I don't think i would have enjoyed UC2 or Dragon Age half as much if Claudia hadn't been in them. Damn, I think i gotta go crack open the ol' SG1 dvds
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Posted: Dec 20th 2009 1:05PM Enosoma said

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Didn't bother reading the article after I saw the picture. That woman almost looks mummified.

Creeeppyyy
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Posted: Dec 20th 2009 1:06PM Enosoma said

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If you squint real hard, it looks like a female.
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Posted: Dec 20th 2009 1:09PM TheDarkWayne said

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FUCK YOU
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Posted: Dec 20th 2009 1:50PM MystileArmor said

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I wish every guy on the planet had the horrible taste you two have, that way all the hot women were left for me!
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Posted: Dec 20th 2009 5:30PM (Unverified) said

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Whoa Wayne, you sure get mad easily. Maybe you should take some anger management classes, let love in, give peace a chance bro. Like, whoa, you know what I mean?

PS, she isn't that good looking. She has the appearance of an unwrapped mummy.
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Posted: Dec 20th 2009 8:05PM TheDarkWayne said

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my psychological development was cut short when my parents were murdered! You on the other hand must have had some sort of crippling brain injury that also severely damaged your eyes, as well as your ability to judge other peoples emotions
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Posted: Dec 20th 2009 10:01PM (Unverified) said

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Yeah I'm such a retard and my eyes are damaged because I don't think Claudia "wicked witch of the west melting" Black is unattractive, and confused typing in all caps and saying "fuck you" as anger. :V
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Posted: Dec 20th 2009 10:03PM (Unverified) said

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is attractive*

sorry this agressive brain tumor that is making me blind and dumb is also affecting my spelling

Yeah I'm such a retard and my eyes are damaged because I don't think Claudia "wicked witch of the west melting" Black is unattractive, and confused typing in all caps and saying "fuck you" as anger. :V

^proclick hot babe^
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Posted: Dec 20th 2009 10:04PM (Unverified) said

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haha cool now that link didn't ctrl+v properly :V

http://www.sliceofscifi.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/claudia-black-1.jpg
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Posted: Dec 20th 2009 1:30PM Wiizer said

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I didn't see her age mentioned in the questions about th---

Whoa, you are creepy...
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Posted: Dec 20th 2009 1:38PM Orange Juice said

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I can't be the only one who read the entire article with her voice in their head.
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Posted: Dec 20th 2009 3:31PM Marked said

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No, you're not the only one that heard her voice in your head while reading the article. She has a very distinct voice (a good thing).

While playing through Dragon Age, the minute Morrigan started talking you could tell 100% it was Claudia Black even though I had no idea she had done a voice in the game.
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Posted: Dec 20th 2009 1:50PM captplut9465 said

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"I'VE GOT THE TREASURE!!"
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Posted: Dec 20th 2009 1:53PM (Unverified) said

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Too bad she doesn't voice the female Shepard in Mass Effect. I have a character designed that looks like her (thanks to the Mass Effect forums).
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Posted: Dec 20th 2009 5:21PM TheDarkWayne said

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LINK PLEASE!
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