According to Square Enix, Dragon Quest IX has broken a shipment record in Japan, but we can't help but be underwhelmed by the figure (and not just because Square was hoping for 5 million). Unfortunately, Google Translate initially told us that the game had moved 415 million copies, rather than the 4.15 million it actually shipped. Sure, we guess 4.15 million is okay, but with 415 million, the jokes would have written themselves.
"There are only 127,704,000 people in your country! What, are you building forts out of the things?" See? There's a lot going on there. But let's not cry over spilled lulz -- 4.15 million is a great number and this is a time for celebration.
That said, if everybody over there wouldn't mind buying just 3.22 more copies of Dragon Quest IX, we'd be eternally grateful.
Reader Comments (24)
Posted: Dec 22nd 2009 10:17AM n2whyteguyz said
Why do you keep showing pictures of them being dead?
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Posted: Dec 22nd 2009 10:24AM n2whyteguyz said
it looks like the whole game is about them being angels or some shit
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Posted: Dec 22nd 2009 10:59AM (Unverified) said
"I want to punch you."
Holy crap, who pissed in your cornflakes?
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Holy crap, who pissed in your cornflakes?
Posted: Dec 22nd 2009 11:00AM Dr Perry Ulysses Cox said
I don't know, Cap. His username/avatar combination may be the best thing I've ever seen in my life.
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Posted: Dec 22nd 2009 12:49PM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said
I'm more of a Special K guy.
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Posted: Dec 22nd 2009 12:06PM (Unverified) said
It's normal for you to think that, the art is by Akira Toriyama, Dragonball's mangaka.
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Posted: Dec 22nd 2009 12:59PM Punkrawk Bbob said
3rd Guy from left looks more like a Taru Taru from FFXI than a DBZ character. Just tall.
and ya, unfortunately Toriyama has been doing the art for all the Dragon Quest series... As well as the Blue Dragon series. And Dragon Ball series. Man has a thing for dragons it seems.
I really hate the fact that all his character designs look exactly the same though. Lazy artist, he hasn't evolved since DB was first put out in the 80's.
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and ya, unfortunately Toriyama has been doing the art for all the Dragon Quest series... As well as the Blue Dragon series. And Dragon Ball series. Man has a thing for dragons it seems.
I really hate the fact that all his character designs look exactly the same though. Lazy artist, he hasn't evolved since DB was first put out in the 80's.
Posted: Dec 22nd 2009 12:55PM (Unverified) said
I wish this came out for a home console :(
any of them would be fine.
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any of them would be fine.
Posted: Dec 22nd 2009 1:12PM ch3burashka said
Because of that picture, I ALWAYS think it's a post about Dragon Ball Z.
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Posted: Dec 22nd 2009 1:13PM ch3burashka said
Huh, a quick scan of the comments indicates I'm NOT crazy...
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