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Posted: Dec 22nd 2009 1:36PM (Unverified) said

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Achievement servers just got a whole lot more interesting.
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Posted: Dec 22nd 2009 1:38PM (Unverified) said

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Its better than having people sit in spawn that do nothing.
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Posted: Dec 22nd 2009 1:38PM (Unverified) said

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God damn it Valve, where is Episode 3?
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Posted: Dec 22nd 2009 1:41PM (Unverified) said

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It will come out the same day as Portal 2.
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Posted: Dec 22nd 2009 2:17PM Special Agent Steve said

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And TF3.
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Posted: Dec 22nd 2009 2:22PM (Unverified) said

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...after Left 4 Dead 3.
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Posted: Dec 22nd 2009 2:26PM Anthology said

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Counter-Strike 2
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Posted: Dec 22nd 2009 2:29PM einhanderkiller said

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Valve western-themed game.
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Posted: Dec 22nd 2009 2:39PM Curtis17 said

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And Day of Defeat 2
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Posted: Dec 22nd 2009 2:50PM ZayCube said

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Not to mention Steam 2.
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Posted: Dec 22nd 2009 3:33PM DBuckEye said

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Boy, this day you guys are talking about is going to rob me blind.
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Posted: Dec 22nd 2009 3:50PM WXsniper said

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Don't worry about it. Steam 2 will be free so long as you buy all those games, and they'll be released in a "Rob-You-Blind Pack", for only $249.99. Enjoy!
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Posted: Dec 22nd 2009 1:41PM WiNGSPANTT from TopTierTacticsco said

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If this means that one day, every team will have at least 1 medic and 1 engineer, then by all means, bring on the bots.
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Posted: Dec 22nd 2009 1:42PM (Unverified) said

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I can agree with that.

With every new update people only play that class for a solid week and now a days you will be lucky to have a Medic the entire game.
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Posted: Dec 22nd 2009 1:48PM Granger said

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I'm definitely playing on the wrong platform, though I do love the dedicated community that plays TF2 on 360 - Definitely a far cry from the average Xbox LIVE lot. As if the lack of updates wasn't enough, there are people on Steam who would actually appreciate my Medic prowess. Dammit, hopefully I can build a decent gaming PC next year so I can finally bask in TF2's real glory.
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Posted: Dec 22nd 2009 1:48PM Zertoss said

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But can they play dodgeball?
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Posted: Dec 22nd 2009 2:21PM Assmar said

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Fucking brilliant post McElroy! Two LLOLs (feel I have to put an extra 'L' for 'literally' these days).
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Posted: Dec 22nd 2009 2:22PM Engerz said

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You mean a spy that won't facestab? This I gotta see.
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Posted: Dec 22nd 2009 2:38PM (Unverified) said

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Ugh, fuck that. I hope this is a offline only thing.

I fucking hate playing with bots on servers. God, I hated that... joining a CS server after seeing it was 33/34 players thinking "Wow, nice, 1 slot." and then boom everyone has 0 ping and generic bot names like Bot_Name_1.
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Posted: Dec 22nd 2009 2:46PM CaramelZappa said

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I'm not a fan of bots. Good thing the servers I play on are always full of real people.
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Posted: Dec 22nd 2009 2:48PM PoisonedAl said

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I think I've seen these in action. It don't know if they were valves bots, but I was playing Egypt with them, and it took me a little while to notice. At first I thought they were just rubbish players, but it dawned on me that they were bots when they piled into the gates at the start of each round. Some of what they could do was impressive. The rest, not so much.
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Posted: Dec 22nd 2009 2:57PM Mortegro said

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I really love valve.
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Posted: Dec 22nd 2009 3:13PM SitriStahl said

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TF2 campaign plz valve
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Posted: Dec 22nd 2009 3:23PM Cheesus Crust said

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LOL, how would work? Just play multiplayer with ALL bots, and voila its singleplayer.
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Posted: Dec 22nd 2009 3:42PM Granger said

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How would it not work? Valve has access to some of the best writers in video games (Hellow Erik f'n Wolpaw, aka the heart and wit behind Psychonauts, Portal, HL2 Episodes One and Two, and the brilliant OldManMurry.com), they also already have some of the most brilliant character designs and artistic setting to work with in place in TF2. Have you not seen the Meet The videos? To see a story played out setting up all of the ridiculous chaos between red and blue would be game of the century.
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Posted: Dec 22nd 2009 4:05PM (Unverified) said

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Team Fortress 2 -- although a multiplayer game -- has more story than most single-player games out there.
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Posted: Dec 22nd 2009 5:21PM SitriStahl said

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it would pretty much be HL2, but with bots and all the maps are modeled after 2fort
and the final boss is saxton hale...
...the credits aren't programmed
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Posted: Dec 22nd 2009 4:18PM Whoppinberg said

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MEDIC!!!

(slowly creeps from the corner..)
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Posted: Dec 22nd 2009 4:30PM (Unverified) said

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The Pikachu is a bloody spy!
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Posted: Dec 22nd 2009 4:20PM Whoppinberg said

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MEDIC!!

(slowly creeps from the corner..)
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Posted: Dec 22nd 2009 4:20PM Whoppinberg said

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whoops double post! sorry!
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Posted: Dec 22nd 2009 4:39PM JPeak said

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Excellent! I'll never play online again, now that I can play without obnoxious preteens.
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Posted: Dec 22nd 2009 7:11PM (Unverified) said

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Wrong game, this isn't Halo.
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Posted: Dec 22nd 2009 9:12PM JPeak said

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Well I know that, I've played Halo and I'm aware of its clientele. But I mean would never encounter obnoxious little boys like the few times I have in the last 2 years I've played TF2, because I am insane and do not tolerate any amount of things that displease me.
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Posted: Dec 22nd 2009 6:00PM CrabBattle said

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First they need to balance the new weapons. DH is a joke.
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Posted: Dec 23rd 2009 11:55AM (Unverified) said

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The Enrichment Center is committed to the well being of all participants. Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test. Thank you for helping us help you help us all.
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Posted: Dec 23rd 2009 12:35PM (Unverified) said

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I see what you did there!
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