If there's going to be a singular battlefield for the war between mankind and a super-advanced artificial intelligence hivemind, we think it's going to be Team Fortress 2. See, the programmers and developers over at Valve have repeatedly proven their technological prowess -- and now that they're working on AI opponents for TF2, accidental self-awareness can't be too far away. "Spy's sappin' my sentry! But why is it my sentry? Can a virtual sentry be owned? Who am I?"
You can check out the early stages of the future destruction of the world by participating in the Team Fortress 2 Bot Beta Test. No download is required -- all you have to do is enter a simple line of code into the console command in the koth_viaduct, koth_sawmill, and koth_nucleus maps. Check out Valve's blog post to learn more about the AI-spawning commands available to you. Whatever you do, make sure you don't enter "haley_joel_osment" into the command line. His love is real, but he is not.
Reader Comments (38)
Posted: Dec 22nd 2009 1:36PM (Unverified) said
Achievement servers just got a whole lot more interesting.
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Posted: Dec 22nd 2009 1:38PM (Unverified) said
Its better than having people sit in spawn that do nothing.
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Posted: Dec 22nd 2009 1:41PM WiNGSPANTT from TopTierTacticsco said
If this means that one day, every team will have at least 1 medic and 1 engineer, then by all means, bring on the bots.
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Posted: Dec 22nd 2009 1:42PM (Unverified) said
I can agree with that.
With every new update people only play that class for a solid week and now a days you will be lucky to have a Medic the entire game.
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With every new update people only play that class for a solid week and now a days you will be lucky to have a Medic the entire game.
Posted: Dec 22nd 2009 1:48PM Granger said
I'm definitely playing on the wrong platform, though I do love the dedicated community that plays TF2 on 360 - Definitely a far cry from the average Xbox LIVE lot. As if the lack of updates wasn't enough, there are people on Steam who would actually appreciate my Medic prowess. Dammit, hopefully I can build a decent gaming PC next year so I can finally bask in TF2's real glory.
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Posted: Dec 22nd 2009 2:38PM (Unverified) said
Ugh, fuck that. I hope this is a offline only thing.
I fucking hate playing with bots on servers. God, I hated that... joining a CS server after seeing it was 33/34 players thinking "Wow, nice, 1 slot." and then boom everyone has 0 ping and generic bot names like Bot_Name_1.
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I fucking hate playing with bots on servers. God, I hated that... joining a CS server after seeing it was 33/34 players thinking "Wow, nice, 1 slot." and then boom everyone has 0 ping and generic bot names like Bot_Name_1.
Posted: Dec 22nd 2009 2:46PM CaramelZappa said
I'm not a fan of bots. Good thing the servers I play on are always full of real people.
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Posted: Dec 22nd 2009 2:48PM PoisonedAl said
I think I've seen these in action. It don't know if they were valves bots, but I was playing Egypt with them, and it took me a little while to notice. At first I thought they were just rubbish players, but it dawned on me that they were bots when they piled into the gates at the start of each round. Some of what they could do was impressive. The rest, not so much.
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Posted: Dec 22nd 2009 3:23PM Cheesus Crust said
LOL, how would work? Just play multiplayer with ALL bots, and voila its singleplayer.
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Posted: Dec 22nd 2009 3:42PM Granger said
How would it not work? Valve has access to some of the best writers in video games (Hellow Erik f'n Wolpaw, aka the heart and wit behind Psychonauts, Portal, HL2 Episodes One and Two, and the brilliant OldManMurry.com), they also already have some of the most brilliant character designs and artistic setting to work with in place in TF2. Have you not seen the Meet The videos? To see a story played out setting up all of the ridiculous chaos between red and blue would be game of the century.
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Posted: Dec 22nd 2009 4:05PM (Unverified) said
Team Fortress 2 -- although a multiplayer game -- has more story than most single-player games out there.
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Posted: Dec 22nd 2009 5:21PM SitriStahl said
it would pretty much be HL2, but with bots and all the maps are modeled after 2fort
and the final boss is saxton hale...
...the credits aren't programmed
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and the final boss is saxton hale...
...the credits aren't programmed
Posted: Dec 22nd 2009 9:12PM JPeak said
Well I know that, I've played Halo and I'm aware of its clientele. But I mean would never encounter obnoxious little boys like the few times I have in the last 2 years I've played TF2, because I am insane and do not tolerate any amount of things that displease me.
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Posted: Dec 22nd 2009 6:00PM CrabBattle said
First they need to balance the new weapons. DH is a joke.
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Posted: Dec 23rd 2009 11:55AM (Unverified) said
The Enrichment Center is committed to the well being of all participants. Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test. Thank you for helping us help you help us all.
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