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Posted: Dec 23rd 2009 1:08AM (Unverified) said

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WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME SONIC WAS RELEVANT
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Posted: Dec 23rd 2009 1:15AM JPeak said

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When Sega was.
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Posted: Dec 23rd 2009 8:21AM Bagels said

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NOT SINCE SONICHU
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Posted: Dec 23rd 2009 9:02AM (Unverified) said

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Sonic Adventure 2
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Posted: Dec 23rd 2009 1:09AM ColorblindMonk said

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Why Ryo Hazuki is in it is as confusing as Banjo & Kazooie in the 360 version.
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Posted: Dec 23rd 2009 1:10AM Funkmaster General said

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Wait, what?
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Posted: Dec 23rd 2009 3:00AM Titus8705 said

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@ Rain Spider

If only racing as Ryo would include the audio from Mega64's Shenmue bit.

And yes... The inclusion of a Shenmue character seems extremely out of place considering all of the other characters are comical/cartoony.
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Posted: Dec 23rd 2009 1:09AM Funkmaster General said

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Who is that fellow with the chicken-like features? He is so familiar, but I can't place him.
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Posted: Dec 23rd 2009 1:17AM the5th said

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That would be Billy Hatcher.
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Posted: Dec 23rd 2009 10:13AM Brysonial the Bison said

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If Billy-Hatcher is making constant chicken noises I'm gonna kill myself!
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Posted: Dec 23rd 2009 1:11AM Luigi1928 said

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Its things like this that make the sonic franchise lose its luster.
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Posted: Dec 23rd 2009 1:53AM Voshempa said

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It worked well for Mario...
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Posted: Dec 23rd 2009 2:32AM Mmmmz said

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Mario did it right and did it when he was relevant still. (Although after the Wii version I'm not sure what else they could do without it being boring. That goes for all of his other side adventures too.)

This game reminds me of the kids at grade school who tried ever so hard to fit in. In theory they did everything right but since it was si transparent most just felt pity and ridicule for them.

Even if the game is fun, which it should be at least be good if not excellent, it will still be a kart racer and well, that's getting old. For me at least, of course I know others are wet with anticipation, hoping for the former glory days of Sega.

Eh, either way Sega has always been an acquired taste and I can't fault them for still kicking and screaming to get in the club house. There's always someone who sneaks them in.
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Posted: Dec 23rd 2009 2:43PM djbuhhda said

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@massmass if they made it a doubledahs again and put special abilities in it again like in double dash i would totally sign up to play it again, cuz mariokart wii was garbage cuz it was slow, and had no special abilities.
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Posted: Dec 23rd 2009 6:44PM Luigi1928 said

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@Voshempa
Oh really? I didn't know that......that's called sarcasm by the way. Of course it worked but look, Sega seems to be resorting to some wierd genre's for Sonic when his right place is Platforming just like Mario. Mario does have a huge variety of genres but very rarely do they work out. The only 2 out of the ordinary genres I could name for Mario that worked are RPG and Racing but everything doesn't really have as much popularity as these 2 genres for Mario other than Platforming. But Sega really needs to keep Sonic in his rightful place but we will have to see with this new Sonic platformer in the near future. This also isn't the first racing game of Sonic's. Remember Sonic R? Make's me think of the annoying but somehow catchy soundtrack. lol. "Gotta keep your feet right on the ground......" Sega should think about following this lyric......
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Posted: Dec 23rd 2009 7:37PM blahblah55 said

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"(Although after the Wii version I'm not sure what else they could do without it being boring. That goes for all of his other side adventures too.)"

Super Mario Galaxy courses? With Galaxy-style gravity?
That would definitely add a kick to it.
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Posted: Dec 23rd 2009 1:15AM drnerd said

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I thought Sonic would either use a ring or turn into metal sonic for his "super mode"
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Posted: Dec 23rd 2009 9:09AM (Unverified) said

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You must be the only person in the world who does not think of Super Sonic when confronted with "Sonic" and "Super Mode".

And what the hell, sonic turning into metal sonic?
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Posted: Dec 23rd 2009 12:49PM Shiaoran said

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You're watching too much of the crappy cartoons and reading the crappy comics.

The real Sonic doesn't give a DAMN about the rings, they aren't power ups.

*raises a ring , a lightning strike it, and I bolt away in a blue streak*
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Posted: Dec 23rd 2009 1:20AM Special Agent Steve said

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You know when the headline has "Creepy" in it, something is wrong.
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Posted: Dec 23rd 2009 1:21AM JPeak said

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wat ,_'
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Posted: Dec 23rd 2009 1:25AM The1stMJC said

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Again why the FUCK DOES SONIC NEED A CAR TO WIN A RACE ???
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Posted: Dec 23rd 2009 1:36AM Wiizer said

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Well, I always that it would be logical for Mario to use a plunger as a weapon, seeing how he's a plumber.

Funny how logic has no place in these types of go-kart games...
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Posted: Dec 23rd 2009 1:37AM Wiizer said

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*thought
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Posted: Dec 23rd 2009 2:35AM blahblah55 said

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Because then it'd be unfair for other racers to see Sonic whizzing by with no need of a car.

It'd also be unfair for Sonic, when other racers start side-smashing him with their cars.
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Posted: Dec 23rd 2009 2:52AM Brodo said

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Everyone, stop asking why sonic needs a car.
A better question is "why does DK wear only a tie"?
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Posted: Dec 23rd 2009 7:26AM Snowblind said

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The excuse is simply because he'd be too fast on foot, so he uses a car to be on par with anyone else. Besides, it is a kart racing game. You don't turn up for a street race in an F1 car.
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Posted: Dec 23rd 2009 10:11AM Brysonial the Bison said

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@ Brodo

Actually lots of nintendo characters don't have pants dk, bowser, birdo, yoshi, baby bowser, and naked mario. It really is strange.....



and scary.
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Posted: Dec 23rd 2009 1:31AM gtothebo said

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Since nobody is asking the obvious question, i will. What does sonic need a car for?
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Posted: Dec 23rd 2009 1:32AM mu93n said

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fail
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Posted: Dec 23rd 2009 1:38AM (Unverified) said

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Gud quesion dud. !
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Posted: Dec 23rd 2009 2:10AM the5th said

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Hmm, I don't know... cause it's a "Kart" racer? So, you need a Kart, to race with. *shrugs*
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Posted: Dec 23rd 2009 10:15AM Brysonial the Bison said

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Sonic probably broke a leg, I mean running at the speed of sound and you trip....

bad things are going to happen.
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Posted: Dec 23rd 2009 1:51AM Benedict said

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Ugh, so yeah, that was incredibly strange. From a marketing point of view I don't understand the video... How on Earth does a... very strange rendition of a Christmas song along with a pretty standard trailer video make me, as the consumer, want to buy a SEGA kart racer?!
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Posted: Dec 23rd 2009 5:27AM Troll said

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You know nothing about marketing, so dont even try to sound like you do.
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Posted: Dec 23rd 2009 6:42AM The Blank Mage Returns said

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He's right, though.
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Posted: Dec 23rd 2009 11:00AM Mr Khan said

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For all their recent critical successes, Sega's still mostly in the dark when it comes to marketing as of late. They don't know what they're doing, and they don't seem to care.
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Posted: Dec 23rd 2009 1:59AM Voshempa said

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What's with the "...and Ryo Hazuki, for some reason..." comment? I don't get it. That's like asking why Link is in Smash Bros. or a Nintendo themed racer.
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Posted: Dec 23rd 2009 2:07AM the5th said

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Thing is... Link isn't in Mario Kart, cause he just wouldn't look right in that game. Ryo looks completely out of place among all those cutesy characters.
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Posted: Dec 23rd 2009 10:40AM (Unverified) said

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It's a reference to the fact that Ryo isn't exactly a "colorful" character. I loves me some Shenmue, but Ryo is one wooden dude.
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Posted: Dec 23rd 2009 2:01AM Voshempa said

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I don't think they were hoping the song would draw you in. Like any trailer, just by showing it and making you familiar with it is the marketing goal. On the otherhand, maybe they wanted you to be disturbed by it so you could talk to your friends about it, which would, in turn, be free advertising for them, from you. It's a silly world.
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Posted: Dec 23rd 2009 1:58PM (Unverified) said

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Two step flow, mo'fucka!
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Posted: Dec 23rd 2009 2:05AM linebeginstoblur said

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Wait... it's a game loosely based on the Sonic series... yet 5 wasn't "golden rings" anymore?
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Posted: Dec 23rd 2009 9:30AM WiNGSPANTT from TopTierTacticsco said

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I know, I was severely disappointed with that miss.
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Posted: Dec 23rd 2009 2:32AM gtothebo said

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My comment isnt 'fail' . Please carry your frat boy comments elsewhere. Sonics main trait is his super speed. What would he possibly need a car for? That was what i was asking
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Posted: Dec 23rd 2009 2:39AM blahblah55 said

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"Since nobody is asking the obvious question, i will." - you @ 1:31AM

"Again why the FUCK DOES SONIC NEED A CAR TO WIN A RACE ???" - The1stMJC @ 1:25AM

Still a fail on that regard. And btw "fail" isn't a frat term.
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Posted: Dec 23rd 2009 3:31AM Top Cat said

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More fail
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Posted: Dec 23rd 2009 2:25AM kentuckyfried said

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I want to get my tractor action on
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Posted: Dec 23rd 2009 2:29AM Cypher FDP said

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I still question why SONIC THE FREAKING HEDGEHOG needs a car.
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Posted: Dec 23rd 2009 2:36AM blahblah55 said

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