- Plot device class
- Eventual ghost ship class (alternative: Red Shirt class)
- Youessess class (as in: the U.S.S. Distress Beacon Responder is a Youessess class starship)
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Posted: Dec 24th 2009 10:49PM (Unverified) said
I know we send it in, but Enterprise-class for the cruiser, Falcon class for the escort, and Endeavour class for the science.
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Posted: Dec 25th 2009 1:30AM I AM IRONHIDE said
C'mon Brad, you could've easily slipped a Dark Side joke in there.
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Posted: Dec 25th 2009 10:57AM Ballistic H said
Since it's the Federation of Planets, why not give some alien names to the classes. It's always or almost been based on human names.
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Posted: Dec 24th 2009 11:14PM (Unverified) said
That depends on how you plan to get into it. Just the new movie, all the movies, movies and TV shows, or movies, TV shows, and books?
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Posted: Dec 24th 2009 11:19PM SystemPatch said
As long as you don't take it overboard, you should be fine.
Star Trek is probably one of the most thought provoking shows in existence.
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Star Trek is probably one of the most thought provoking shows in existence.
Posted: Dec 24th 2009 11:10PM SystemPatch said
soooo fighter class, ninja class, and foliage class?
Interesting :3
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Interesting :3
Posted: Dec 25th 2009 1:21AM The Blank Mage Returns said
Naruto reference: So, your ship will be useless until the 2-year time skip.?
Fate/Stay Night reference: So, your ship will be an average passenger vessel until it's renamed "The Holy Grail" and equipped with ridiculous amounts of weaponry?
Tsubasa reference: So, your ship will be the representative of the plant Clow?
Cardcaptor reference: So, your ship will be tasked with capturing smaller vessels and salvaging their weaponry?
Xenosaga reference: So, your ship will be the sister vessel of the USS Momo?
Okay, that's all I got.
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Fate/Stay Night reference: So, your ship will be an average passenger vessel until it's renamed "The Holy Grail" and equipped with ridiculous amounts of weaponry?
Tsubasa reference: So, your ship will be the representative of the plant Clow?
Cardcaptor reference: So, your ship will be tasked with capturing smaller vessels and salvaging their weaponry?
Xenosaga reference: So, your ship will be the sister vessel of the USS Momo?
Okay, that's all I got.
Posted: Dec 25th 2009 6:19AM AdamSpruijt said
I believe it's actually a reference to the bullshit name that won the contest for naming a park in Champions Online.
By the way, your comment made me shit my pants...
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By the way, your comment made me shit my pants...
Posted: Dec 24th 2009 11:22PM patboy2008 said
How about the PEW PEW PEW Class or IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZER Class?
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Posted: Dec 25th 2009 3:18PM (Unverified) said
Change it to "IMMA FIRIN MY PHASER!" and it works better in context.
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Posted: Dec 25th 2009 1:13AM Big George said
I recommend calling them all the S**tstorm class MK1, MK2, and MK3. Those ships are fugly.
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Posted: Dec 25th 2009 1:13AM (Unverified) said
I nominate the escort ship to be named the Overwatch class.
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Posted: Dec 25th 2009 2:24AM 343 Guilty Fart said
If they're leaving this up to the internet they're going to end up with 'FUCK U!!!' class, 'LOL' class, and the 'I'd hit that' class.
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Posted: Dec 25th 2009 1:10PM (Unverified) said
Kirk had seven movies. Picard had four.
Therefore Kirk > Picard.
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Therefore Kirk > Picard.
Posted: Dec 25th 2009 4:02PM The Blank Mage Returns said
But Darth is evil, so what does that tell you.
Picard ftw.
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Picard ftw.
Posted: Dec 25th 2009 8:03PM (Unverified) said
U.S.S. More Powerful Than Superman, Batman, Spider-Man, and the Incredible Hulk Put Together
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Posted: Dec 27th 2009 12:18PM MonkeyKing1969 said
1) Edsel Class - Best membered for its trademark "horsecollar" grille, distinct from other star ships. A widely circulated wisecrack at the time was that "It looked like an Salt Vampire sucking on a lemon".
2) Swinney Class - Named for the inventor of the first practical transgyro-stabilized monopod warp field design engine, The principal advantage of the mono-nacel is the suppression of the Hunting oscillation, which was a speed limitation encountered by conventional warp drives. Also, sharper turns are possible compared to the typical of modern high-warp ships.
3) Scrips Flip Class - This striking ship came about when the first ship of the class was built upside down because of an error in the subspace transmission of the plans to the ship yard orbiting Mars.
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2) Swinney Class - Named for the inventor of the first practical transgyro-stabilized monopod warp field design engine, The principal advantage of the mono-nacel is the suppression of the Hunting oscillation, which was a speed limitation encountered by conventional warp drives. Also, sharper turns are possible compared to the typical of modern high-warp ships.
3) Scrips Flip Class - This striking ship came about when the first ship of the class was built upside down because of an error in the subspace transmission of the plans to the ship yard orbiting Mars.
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