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Posted: Dec 28th 2009 11:16PM Al2x said

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lol
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Posted: Dec 28th 2009 11:47PM BrokenTriforce said

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first post fail
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Posted: Dec 29th 2009 12:09AM PSNCaptainPlanet said

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lol When I read this I was like 'the perfect first post would be 'lol'', and what do you know, it happened. win.
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Posted: Dec 29th 2009 12:54AM CheeziePotato said

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More like "first post win."
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Posted: Dec 29th 2009 7:08AM SpeeGold said

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*insert video games prevent teen pregnancy joke here*
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Posted: Dec 29th 2009 9:08AM xGeneral DEATHxDEETH82 said

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Shouldn't that be "ror"?
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Posted: Dec 29th 2009 10:08AM mtora83 said

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We're talking about Chinese, not Japanese.
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Posted: Dec 28th 2009 11:17PM The Aquacharger said

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Go video games!
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Posted: Dec 28th 2009 11:39PM (Unverified) said

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Damn video games, first thing I wanted to do after playing MsPacman was impregnate somebody, and so what!?she's hot, it's the way she gobbles those balls....
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Posted: Dec 28th 2009 11:23PM yoavraccah said

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lolwut
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Posted: Dec 28th 2009 11:25PM PersianSpice said

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Don't forget the rap music, China.
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Posted: Dec 29th 2009 12:10AM PSNCaptainPlanet said

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Because rap is devil music, huh? :/
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Posted: Dec 29th 2009 1:33PM PersianSpice said

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Sarcasm?
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Posted: Dec 28th 2009 11:27PM BrokenTriforce said

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No mention of Marylin Manson? He must be pissed.
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Posted: Dec 28th 2009 11:27PM Killface was here said

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What happened to you china? You used to be cool.
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Posted: Dec 29th 2009 1:34AM Look At This Suit said

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We still cool! You pay later!
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Posted: Dec 28th 2009 11:27PM I AM IRONHIDE said

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......................................................





HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Posted: Dec 28th 2009 11:28PM (Unverified) said

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goddamn u final fantasy
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Posted: Dec 28th 2009 11:28PM headphase said

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If anything, video games help PREVENT teen pregnancy.
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Posted: Dec 28th 2009 11:35PM BrokenTriforce said

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No. condoms prevent teen pregnancy.
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Posted: Dec 28th 2009 11:37PM BrokenTriforce said

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But the best form of birth control is.....


blowjobs.
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Posted: Dec 28th 2009 11:43PM BrokenTriforce said

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@SpyderTaco
Would it also be ironic that NoScript blocked that?
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Posted: Dec 29th 2009 12:11AM GuardianLegend said

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No no. It prevents boys from having sex more easily, but girls who play games can probably have sex more easily than other girls.

For example:
Fat girl who doesn't play games.... sex life unlikely.
Fat girl who does play games... sex life somewhat likelier.

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Posted: Dec 29th 2009 1:05AM (Unverified) said

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Guardian's post actually makes a sick kind of sense...
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Posted: Dec 28th 2009 11:30PM Typicalgamer said

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god damn you wii fit!!!!
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Posted: Dec 29th 2009 12:11AM I AM IRONHIDE said

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Nobody want's you here.
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Posted: Dec 29th 2009 1:24AM Typicalgamer said

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awww, thanks.
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Posted: Dec 28th 2009 11:31PM Ignatius said

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I don't understand how a dancing game can cause someone to become sex-crazed.


I can has logic?
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Posted: Dec 28th 2009 11:37PM (Unverified) said

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Don't make us send Kevin Bacon over there China.
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Posted: Dec 28th 2009 11:47PM GuitarHero666 said

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In Communist China, teens force pregnancies on videogames. Or something.
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Posted: Dec 29th 2009 2:15AM ybfelix said

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The "Audition" game was said to have become a hub for teens hooking up online for casual sex. Don't know why, though, never played that.
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Posted: Dec 29th 2009 7:55AM MrAlex said

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Is it even a real game?
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Posted: Dec 29th 2009 10:03AM ybfelix said

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@MrAlex: Yes it is. IIRC, it's of Korean origin.
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Posted: Dec 28th 2009 11:37PM wolf4537 said

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Communism is for pussies.
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Posted: Dec 28th 2009 11:39PM BrokenTriforce said

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In communist China, video game kills you
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Posted: Dec 29th 2009 12:12AM I AM IRONHIDE said

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in Socialist Joystiq, editors read you!
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Posted: Dec 28th 2009 11:38PM JGray73 said

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Who doesn't want to have sex when they play dance games?
jk
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Posted: Dec 28th 2009 11:51PM KentuckyFrydCow28 said

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Was the jk really necessary?

Like were not all going to understand that DDR has never gotten anyone laid?


Also, Fuck China.
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Posted: Dec 28th 2009 11:39PM Daverator said

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Funny, in Soviet America Video games prevent pregnancy.
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Posted: Dec 29th 2009 12:30AM Special Agent Steve said

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in SAV?
Soviet America. Never heard that one before. But I do notice now that Obama does look a shitload like Stalin. Yeah, they both have faces.
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Posted: Dec 28th 2009 11:40PM wormania said

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In a country which controls the media so heavily, a TV network called CCTV amuses me.
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Posted: Dec 29th 2009 9:42AM (Unverified) said

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MTV amuses me too.
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Posted: Dec 28th 2009 11:45PM BPMOmega XBL PSN Steam said

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Video games killed my father and raped my mother!
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Posted: Dec 28th 2009 11:49PM BrokenTriforce said

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We'll see how well that defense holds up in an American court
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Posted: Dec 29th 2009 1:55AM killer rin said

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I laughed after seeing your profile pic
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Posted: Dec 28th 2009 11:47PM Cypher FDP said

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DAMN YOU, COMMUNISM!
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Posted: Dec 28th 2009 11:50PM Sordid State of Eclairs said

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Who knew that China's CCTV and their magical statistics would provide me with the biggest laugh of the night?
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Posted: Dec 29th 2009 12:14AM bongoes said

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Your name gave me a good chuckle. I might even say I chortled.
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Posted: Dec 29th 2009 12:41AM Sordid State of Eclairs said

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Chortling is good:)

What can I say, the eclairs, they are chaos.
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Posted: Dec 28th 2009 11:51PM ColorblindMonk said

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It's fine whatever anyone else says, as they'll just ban it anyway like everything else, being an oppressive communist country and all.

How's the WoW ban holding up, China?
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