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Posted: Dec 28th 2009 1:38PM (Unverified) said

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Isnt that a falcon-motherboard XBOX360?
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Posted: Dec 28th 2009 1:50PM Mazrael said

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looks like an Arcade to me.. wait for the disapointment that he can't have many saves.. then there's later, the realisation of what he'll have for maybe his 18th birthday.. hint - look at his dad -_-
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Posted: Dec 28th 2009 2:07PM (Unverified) said

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Nearly all 360's on shelves are Jaspers, unless it's used or he's unlucky.
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Posted: Dec 28th 2009 2:11PM lockheede said

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Actually it looks like a Pro...
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Posted: Dec 28th 2009 2:29PM Banstyle said

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Yup, I think it's a Pro. Pretty sure Arcades are in a green box, not white. Unless something changed.
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Posted: Dec 28th 2009 2:32PM MystileArmor said

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You're all wrong, it's an:
OMGXBOX360WRAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHOMGOMGWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHXBOXOMGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!
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Posted: Dec 28th 2009 8:28PM phinn said

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Poor kid will soon be doing this all over again when his Xbox RRODs.
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Posted: Dec 28th 2009 10:48PM Caroso said

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I don't like this. It feels like just a wannabe N64 kid even though it's not.
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Posted: Dec 29th 2009 6:18AM Omega2k3 said

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With a banshee scream from hell, 360 kid rises up and humps his enemies into submission.
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Posted: Dec 30th 2009 1:55AM kid said

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He may not be as excited when he realizes it's manufacture date is after June.
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Posted: Dec 28th 2009 1:34PM samfish said

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I hope this kid has many happy years of blasting things in the face.


I remember what it was like to be happy! Heck, I remember flipping out when I found an NES hooked up to the TV on Christmas morning when I was 5.
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Posted: Dec 28th 2009 1:41PM The angry pro consumer gaming ga said

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Let see how happy he is when it RR's :)
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Posted: Dec 28th 2009 1:54PM impositron said

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"I remember what it was like to be happy!"

-Does somebody have something they want to get off their shoulders?
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Posted: Dec 28th 2009 2:05PM Maxx the Slasher said

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What? Your parents didn't let you unwrap it, you just found it hooked up to the TV when you woke up? That's a mean thing for your parents to do. Kids have to unwrap the game consoles themselves, or at the very least wait to open it until everyone who shares it is around to see it unwrapped. If it's out of the box already when they wake up Christmas morning, it's not as special.
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Posted: Dec 28th 2009 2:11PM samfish said

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Nah, it was already hooked up! Me and my brother basically just had to sit down and get started playing with it. I figured I'd probably do the same ting if I ever have kids...especially since these days you have to friggin' set up your consoles. I bet by next generation we'll be installing elements of the OS. Blech.

It had a bow and tag on it, too, for what it's worth.
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Posted: Dec 28th 2009 2:51PM Shagittarius said

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"I remember what it was like to be happy!"

When you allowed yourself to play any games that looked fun rather than just lame Nintendo games!

Oh yeah, I'm bringin it for the new year! Have a good one though SF.
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Posted: Dec 28th 2009 5:57PM MED said

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I think this video is much better. Pretty exciting birthday for him.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQJuyfNyczM
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Posted: Dec 28th 2009 10:49PM Flat Rook said

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@ MED

Thanks for that video, for a while I was starting to think that all kids acted like d-bags after getting a video game system.
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Posted: Dec 29th 2009 12:57PM (Unverified) said

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I hear that. It really isn't the same when you're an adult or someone who works and understands money. Once that and Santa not being real comes to light our amazing joy begins to vanish at an exhilarated sad rate.

I love watching kids open gifts. The genuine excitement is intoxicating. Not saying adults can't be excited by a gift, but it's hard, expensive and rare to achieve.
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Posted: Dec 28th 2009 1:35PM PuNK45S said

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Did I just watch a little kid hump a 360 in front of his parents? I think I did.
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Posted: Dec 28th 2009 1:41PM RANDOM G Joystiq Troll Slayer said

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Yes, you did. I had a similar reaction when I got my N64 back in the day.

It was at 0:47 if anyone missed it.
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Posted: Dec 28th 2009 2:45PM Spookimitsu said

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I thought it was the box humping and licking. all troubling nevertheless
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Posted: Dec 29th 2009 3:43PM skfireboy said

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Oh man, laughing myself into a seizure and talk about awkward when he starts humping the box, then realizes his parents are watching..........OOOOOMMMMMMGGGGG!!!!!
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Posted: Dec 28th 2009 4:57PM Ballistic H said

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However exited I would be, I would have never have done anything hip movement in front of my family. Ever. Seriously.
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Posted: Dec 28th 2009 7:00PM Marco le Polo said

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I would have been sorely disappointed if someone had not mentioned that little "move" here on joystiq.
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Posted: Dec 28th 2009 1:35PM mrsnappergmailcom said

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And the slow news week continues. I'm tired of seeing this videos. It was funny the first time back when they weren't faked.
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Posted: Dec 29th 2009 11:11AM (Unverified) said

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I'm tired of seeing losers complain about the free video game blog posting something they thought was funny. Eat shit.
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Posted: Dec 28th 2009 1:36PM Deschain said

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I hope he didn't get 12 months of Live to with that.
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Posted: Dec 28th 2009 1:43PM Temidien said

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Playing MW2 this past weekend, I'm sure I ran into him a few times...
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Posted: Dec 28th 2009 3:49PM Iroquois said

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Oh my GOD TACTICALNUKE!!!!IGOTATACTICALNUKEaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*humps controler*
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Posted: Dec 28th 2009 6:50PM ummhello said

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...and here I was going to say at least it wasn't the MW2 bundle.
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Posted: Dec 28th 2009 1:36PM Worsel said

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Great, yet another shrieking prepubescent is added to the ranks of Xbox Live...
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Posted: Dec 28th 2009 1:43PM I AM IRONHIDE said

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That makes it 1,000,000,000 +1.
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Posted: Dec 28th 2009 1:44PM Temidien said

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What a fitting avatar for that comment.
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Posted: Dec 28th 2009 3:05PM MrIronic said

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IDEA!: AGE related mute!!
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Posted: Dec 28th 2009 5:02PM Captain Underpants and the Bring said

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NINTENDO 64!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Posted: Dec 28th 2009 6:23PM Flat Rook said

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@ Mr.Ironic

You just changed everything in online gaming with your idea. Age based mute button, that is the best idea I have ever heard.
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Posted: Dec 29th 2009 1:44PM gatotsu911 said

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Upgrade that to a maturity-based mute/block button, and you've saved the whole goddamn Internet.
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Posted: Dec 28th 2009 1:37PM Slaziman said

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Wow, what a disappointment, it's not even remotely over the line, pretty regular super excited kid actually.
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Posted: Dec 28th 2009 1:52PM Vidikron said

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Except for the whole humping the box thing, right?
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Posted: Dec 28th 2009 2:02PM Puertoricarious said

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eh, the humping was weird but not as weird as i expected. nowhere near as awkward as, say, the remote control thing from that kid who got his WoW account cancelled. it's probably because there was no reaction to it, his parents just kept laughing. it would have been a lot more awkward if he'd put the xbox on the floor and dry humped it for a like a solid minute......hearing his parents go silent, and maybe a "honey....what do we do?" would have been hilarious.
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Posted: Dec 28th 2009 2:58PM Slaziman said

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He just did the humping without thinking about it, it was sort of awkward but nothing really disturbing,
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Posted: Dec 28th 2009 5:01PM aughscreennames said

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If theres something more awkward than dry humping a 360 it would probably be wet humping a 360.
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Posted: Dec 28th 2009 1:37PM callumshell1 said

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wow, that kid's messed up
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Posted: Dec 28th 2009 1:38PM (Unverified) said

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N64 kid will never be topped.
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Posted: Dec 28th 2009 2:47PM oldmancrosby said

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Agreed. That kid's reaction is brilliant!
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Posted: Dec 28th 2009 4:42PM Ashitaka said

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Blastoise kid would like to have a word with you xD
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Posted: Dec 29th 2009 12:14PM Obienator said

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SIXTYFOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUR! :D
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Posted: Dec 28th 2009 1:38PM Cypher FDP said

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OH JESUS HE'S INSANE

This is the kind of person you do NOT want to play Modern Warfare 2 with.
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Posted: Dec 28th 2009 2:15PM samfish said

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I would pay money to know this kid's Gamer Tag.


. . .

STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEAN!
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