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Posted: Dec 29th 2009 2:48PM I AM IRONHIDE said

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I would rather have Chainsawvortex, or Missleblizzard, but Bulletstorm is kickass too.
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Posted: Dec 29th 2009 5:27PM (Unverified) said

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Totally agreed. Missleblizzard ftw!
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Posted: Dec 29th 2009 2:49PM Pure Black World Tendency said

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Obviously another fart-app for iphone.
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Posted: Dec 29th 2009 5:12PM Uphillbothways said

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My Finger: Pullit Storm
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Posted: Dec 29th 2009 2:49PM ch3burashka said

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Epic picture.

Some more:
MetalTwister
ShrapnelTsunami
SlugCyclone
TrajectileTempest
PelletPrecipitation
RocketMonsoon
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Posted: Dec 29th 2009 2:58PM Dr Perry Ulysses Cox said

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DeathDrizzle
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Cloudy With a Chance of YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD!!!
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Posted: Dec 29th 2009 3:00PM ch3burashka said

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I forgot what this reminded me of, and now I remember: Killzone. How generic is that name?
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Posted: Dec 29th 2009 3:02PM (Unverified) said

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As generic as the game.
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Posted: Dec 29th 2009 11:55PM Cameage said

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Slab Bulkhead

wait...
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Posted: Dec 29th 2009 2:51PM Cap Morgan said

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The local weathermen must be crying right now they didn't think of this term to scare the general public
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Posted: Dec 29th 2009 2:57PM (Unverified) said

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RAWKET SAUCE!!!!!
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Posted: Dec 29th 2009 3:07PM (Unverified) said

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dibs on Chainsawvortex and Rawketsawce

YOR LOSS FOOLS $$$$
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Posted: Dec 29th 2009 3:30PM Stevetrop Man of Mystery said

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For some reason Chainsaw Vortex sounds like a zombie game to me.
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Posted: Dec 29th 2009 3:49PM Drakkenfyre said

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I thought it was a Gear of War rip at first, myself.
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Posted: Dec 29th 2009 3:55PM (Unverified) said

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Sounds like a Dynasty Warriors-style game with guns. That or a shmup. Pretty terrible name if it's not one or the other.
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Posted: Dec 29th 2009 4:12PM Toop said

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Wouldn't the developer want to trademark something that doesn't reek of failure? If it turns out awesome, and I've heard that the Painkiller games can be fun, then more power to them. It just seems that with a name like that you know they won't be trying hard to have a decent story or develop quality characters. If they can't take the time to come up with a decent name, why would they spend time on any of that other stuff?

Maybe I'm just judging the game on even less than its cover. I still can't see myself having a game with this type of name in my game library.

I feel bad for being so prejudice.
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Posted: Dec 29th 2009 4:14PM benexclaimed said

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This is a pretty bad headline. "Epic's People can Fly trademarks 'Bulletstorm'." What the fuck is that supposed to mean for somebody (me, for instance) that doesn't know what 'People Can Fly' is?
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Posted: Dec 29th 2009 6:17PM Megaqwerty said

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People Can Fly made Painkiller, which, FYI, has a gun in it that can fire shurikens and lightening.
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Posted: Dec 29th 2009 4:18PM Jomolungma said

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If the game fails, you might as well call it ShitStorm
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Posted: Dec 29th 2009 4:22PM Funkmaster General said

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"Chainsawvortex" has not only made my day, but my entire week.
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Posted: Dec 29th 2009 9:39PM Charades said

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ChainsawVortex sounds like the best god damn game ever made.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=v8_dY4rpjOc
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Posted: Dec 29th 2009 11:58PM AltairDusk said

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It must be set in Detroit...
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