You may never have watched six minutes of promotional footage for a pachinko machine before, but that's about to change. After the break, we have a long trailer for the Castlevania pachislot (pachinko + slots) game released in mid-2009, with lots of cutscene footage showing the game's story. Yes, there's a story, featuring Trevor Belmont challenging Dracula with the help of the sorceress Angela, a character created expressly for this game.
This game takes us briefly into a weird alternate universe in which gambling machines are marketed and followed like video games. For example, clicking the far-left link in the navigation bar on the official site will bring up a series of desktop wallpapers. And if you liked the music from the trailer, you can buy the soundtrack. To the pachinko machine.
Listen, A Pimp Named Slickback, we have some bad news for you. Colonel Sanders doesn't have a "mutha" . He was created by God. As for your "fucking", all you're really doing is sticking your penis into a variety of KFC straws. Sorry, but you've been fornicating with pieces of plastic- not somebody's mother.
Yeh I cant wait for that game. To me it's been a while since I've seen or got to play as Simon Belmont in a Castlevania game. Give alucard a little break yeh know, Or am I wrong and this isn't Simon Belmont?
@Awetoebawt God of War cant be a ripoff of CV because CV isn't all about combos and hack and slashing. But CV isnt a ripoff off of GoW ether they are two completely different games.
Actually I've been a "member" since '05 and been around since before then. I don't know, it just seems like the level of trolling, stupid and fanboyish comments has really escalated over the past few years. Maybe it' just that I'm getting older though and seem to be more easily annoyed.
It's gotten particularly bad in the last few months. We had The Calm after Sprinkles ceased to exist for a time, then some 'new' members came in and attacked the old guard. Most have been banned, but there are still a few hold outs.
One questions why they couldn't have put this level of effort into the presentation of other CV games. Like, for instance, Adventure Rebirth... just downloaded that after waiting forever, and I can't honestly say it was worth the wait OR the money. Primarily because you CAN'T F***ING SAVE.
Also, am I seeing things, or... is the bottom right portion of the screen at 0:34...? Oh, Japan.
Some things are better left in the past. The NES Castlevania games didn't let you save because the system lacked the memory capacity to do otherwise. More than two decades later, there is absolutely no excuse for making a game that does not let you save your progress. Would you want to play a game that freezes periodically and forces you to blow on the cartridge/disc because that's how old games were? Hell no you wouldn't.
And some of us like to make at least some effort to be less offensive than absolutely necessary. But, since apparently you lack the imagination to fill in the blanks, I'll be direct about this: You're a fucking retard.
