Here it is, folks: The moment you've all been waiting for. Team Joystiq has been scouring the list of games that came out in 2009, attempting to pick the best of the best, then present them to our readership in an enumerated fashion. Unfortunately, we got bored with that, and instead started playing 2009: The Game, which is, in fact, a game of the year 2009. We apologize for the misleading headline.
It's more or less an "avoid-these-things-lest-you-die" game flash game which takes quick, topical jabs at the year's low points. However, it's a great reminder of some of the ridiculous shenanigans we had to put up with this year. Like, remember Swine Flu? Hoo boy.
Reader Comments (63)
Posted: Dec 31st 2009 2:17PM Dr Acula said
I lost The Game. Thanks Joystiq!
Posted: Dec 31st 2009 3:58PM SystemPatch said
But that's just the point. Downloadable games can be on par with Disk based games in enjoyment. Sure, they may be smaller and shorter then disk based games, but that doesn't mean they're any less fun. They also don't need to be OMG ACTION every moment to be enjoyable either. Many downloadable games also have this aura of pride around them that many, but not all, disk based games don't seem to have anymore. Just so long as they're fun and well done, they should be at least in the running for GOTY as well.
Then again, I'm just a guy from the platforming era of games who believes in anti-realism in gaming... so what do I know.
Then again, I'm just a guy from the platforming era of games who believes in anti-realism in gaming... so what do I know.
Posted: Dec 31st 2009 4:18PM Crimsic said
Okay, Candle lost all of my respect the minute he claimed that Glen Beck was lower than the Plane Bomber during Christmas.
Keep the politics out of this, this site is way too one-sided.
Keep the politics out of this, this site is way too one-sided.
Posted: Dec 31st 2009 4:56PM KungFuChaosNinja said
Joystiq - The one place where failed terrorists are more accepted than successful opinion shows. Gotta love it.
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Posted: Dec 31st 2009 5:54PM (Unverified) said
@CheesePirateAssassin
More accepted? There was only one person who was making that claim, in fact I don't think he even made that claim in the first place.
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More accepted? There was only one person who was making that claim, in fact I don't think he even made that claim in the first place.
Posted: Dec 31st 2009 4:46PM (Unverified) said
In the game, where is the douche we know as President Obama???
Posted: Dec 31st 2009 5:30PM BrockObama911 said
And for that matter, I'm done here in this post. Tired of dealing with the morons and children who hear their dad talk and just absorb what he says without questioning the legitimacy of said statement. (Insert Dad with Glenn Beck, Limbaugh, O'reilly, Hannity).
Posted: Dec 31st 2009 5:33PM KungFuChaosNinja said
You sound more like an immature revolting teen than an adult.
You should've listened to your "dad".
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You should've listened to your "dad".
Posted: Dec 31st 2009 5:33PM BrockObama911 said
Ugh reply fail. Shitty joystiq commenting code.
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Posted: Jan 1st 2010 8:11AM Unvrfd said
I lost because they asked me to complete a survey in the middle. Fuckers.
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