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Posted: Jan 1st 2010 3:51PM (Unverified) said

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Two best-ofs without Prinny: Can I Really Be the Hero?!

Dood... Why all the Prinny-hate?

Posted: Jan 1st 2010 4:01PM (Unverified) said

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Way to hit me where it hurts but doesn't quite cause me to explode, dood.
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Posted: Jan 3rd 2010 2:18AM (Unverified) said

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but if i threw you,you would explode,now dont make me call Etna
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Posted: Jan 1st 2010 3:53PM (Unverified) said

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I'm glad you got Retro Game Challenge on that list. :)

Posted: Jan 1st 2010 4:32PM I AM IRONHIDE said

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So am I.
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Posted: Jan 1st 2010 10:27PM anoffday said

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There's going to be a sequel? But I won't be able to play it???!!!!
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Posted: Jan 2nd 2010 6:08AM Unvrfd said

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"What? Guadia Quest got delayed?! NOOOOO- wait. I'm crying over a fictional game... within a game. Holy shit."
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Posted: Jan 2nd 2010 6:21AM Unvrfd said

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There already is a (Japanese) sequel. You can unlock all the games with a cheat.
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Posted: Jan 1st 2010 3:55PM ch3burashka said

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Although I love and respect the one and only Jesus Christ, I don't agree completely with his list.

Posted: Jan 1st 2010 3:59PM (Unverified) said

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Why the Dante's Inferno hate? I tried the demo and I thought it was pretty fun.

Posted: Jan 1st 2010 5:41PM Kif said

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I don't get how you can be disappointed by a game before it even comes out.

No offense, but I sincerely hope someone else is given the DI review.
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Posted: Jan 1st 2010 10:12PM TheyDidItFirst said

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really? have you tried the Bayonetta demo? I played it before the Dante's Inferno demo, and when the two are compared Bayonetta comes out on top in gameplay, visuals, and everything else.

Also, I think he's one of the people who thinks the idea of adapting The Divine Comedy in this way is a travesty, just as I do. It's even worse than the martial arts action movie Sherlock Holmes bullshit.
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Posted: Jan 1st 2010 11:15PM (Unverified) said

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I did try the Bayonetta demo and I can honestly say I liked Dante's inferno better. It wasn't just constant button mashing to the point where you couldn't tell what was going on.
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Posted: Jan 2nd 2010 12:50AM Levi said

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I can understand getting disappointed by a game before it comes out if there's a decent demo of it. What I hate is when people say that a game sucks just from watching trailers.

On Dante's Inferno vs Bayonetta: Dante's Inferno is badass and easier to play, but Bayonetta is just so unique and crazy that it definitely wins in my book. The problem with the game is that it's not really all that fun until you learn a bunch of combos and what not, and there are a lot of freaking moves to memorize. Just button mashing and hoping for the huge boot attack doesn't cut it.
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Posted: Jan 3rd 2010 5:45AM CaramelZappa said

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I personally wouldn't really compare the two. The combat in Dantes inferno is much more straightforward, uplcose, and "in your face". I though both demos were great though. While I think Dante's is lacking in storytelling and the constant nudity is completely unnecessary to the point of being tacky as all hell, the gameplay is solid and it's a lot of fun. And you have a giant Scythe, which isn't bad either. There was a Joystiq podcast where they talked about how they felt like Dantes Inferno was talking down to them and how they feel like it's marketed towards 13 year olds and blah blah blah. To me that just feels a bit elitist. I play games to have fun, and regardless of some of the lack of taste Dante's Inferno shows it's a crapload of fun.
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Posted: Jan 1st 2010 4:03PM SystemPatch said

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Being a nintendo freak, I approve of this list more then every other list here. (remember, before hitting [-], that this is my opinion.)


that said, there is one thing...

"Cave Story: This game disappointed me by not existing in a playable form yet."

but it is in a playable form, on the PC (or Mac, in my case), so nothing to be disapointed about, right?

Posted: Jan 1st 2010 4:10PM (Unverified) said

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"remember, before hitting [-], that this is my opinion"

I downvoted you simply because of that statement.
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Posted: Jan 1st 2010 4:12PM Wiizer said

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Oh, I downvoted because he mentioned he had a Mac without being prompted.
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Posted: Jan 1st 2010 4:13PM SystemPatch said

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neat :P

(all according to keikaku...)
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Posted: Jan 1st 2010 4:18PM (Unverified) said

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Doods - I don't think he's that bad, and it's the New Year.

*up-votes*
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Posted: Jan 1st 2010 4:34PM SystemPatch said

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Sorry guys... Still trying to learn how to be bold, be witty, not sound stupid, and not sound trolly (which, upon rereading, does sound a bit). That's my new year's resolution.

Anyway, if you don't mind my posting, I'm gonna try again:

Being a fan of Nintendo and Nintendo consoles, I approve of this list more then the other lists posted so far. To me, this list has the most verity, and overall a higher enjoyability factor then the others.

Any better?
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Posted: Jan 1st 2010 4:54PM (Unverified) said

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How can you be a Nintendo freak, yet have something resembling Sonic the Hedgehog in your avatar?
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Posted: Jan 1st 2010 4:55PM (Unverified) said

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Protip: Don't tell people not to downvote you
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Posted: Jan 1st 2010 5:45PM (Unverified) said

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@Brad:

It's Sonic Kirby. I suppose you could make heads or tails *snickers* of that one, dood.
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Posted: Jan 2nd 2010 12:54AM Levi said

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Protip: "protip" is not a word. "Pro tip" would imply that the person giving the tip is a pro... Are you trying to imply that you are a pro at posting comments on a blog? Because, even if this was somehow true, it's nothing to brag about.

I just really hate "protip." It sounnnddss sooooo stuuupid.
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Posted: Jan 2nd 2010 2:13AM (Unverified) said

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Well, I'm arguably able to make comments from that point...right? ;)
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Posted: Jan 1st 2010 4:07PM (Unverified) said

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Nice to see Muramasa and Might & Magic (even if it was barely a Might & Magic game) on there. I disagree on Retro Game Challenge (I don't see the appeal) and Scribblenauts (didn't give me an incentive to actually use my imagination), though.

Posted: Jan 2nd 2010 12:55AM Levi said

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If you aren't a big NES fan, you probably just wouldn't get it. The idea of a game with a bunch of fake NES gsmes intrigues me. I just to own a DS anymore.
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Posted: Jan 1st 2010 4:08PM TheDarkWayne said

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i dont remember an unskippable stripping scene in the saboteur. The only thing i can think of had the lady naked from the start

Posted: Jan 1st 2010 4:10PM GreenElf said

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I still want to get Muramasa but am worried that it will disappoint me. It's happened so much for Wii games.

Scribblenauts was a day one purchase for me and was a bit of a disapointment. I liked it but it just didn't have the pull to return to it I thought it would have.

Rhythm Heaven only forced me to realize that I have no rhythm.

Retro Game Challenge was a blind buy for me and it IS fantastic. It gives a mobile platform bite size pieces of fun, which is exactly what you need from a mobile game.

I'd like to add one caveat to your list. GTA: CTW would be on my Best of list but for the PSP, not the DS version. The size and resolution of the DS screen as well as the controls made me all but ignore my cart. After trying out the PSP version I found it to have better controls and better visuals to boot.

Posted: Jan 1st 2010 4:22PM Santos L Halper said

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Muramasa is a blast. I really recommend getting it and if you want to play it safe, just wait for a price drop.
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Posted: Jan 1st 2010 4:22PM (Unverified) said

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The only game on this list I've played is Demon's Souls...

Posted: Jan 1st 2010 4:30PM mrmobius said

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I'm glad to see a list where NSMBWii has got it's dues. I'd choose Spirit Tracks over Scribblenauts though. Scribblenauts had so much potential but either I'm uncreative or the control scheme just ruined it.

To be fair once I found out magic carpets could fly in it, I ignored half the other flying items completely.

Posted: Jan 1st 2010 4:42PM (Unverified) said

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JC Fletcher said: "Demon's Souls: Nothing against the game -- it's fantastic. I just can't play it at all. That's why it's in both "disappointments" and "honorable mentions."

Demon's Souls, I Platinum-ed it a while back. It's a great and brutal game.

Which leads me to this, JC, grow some balls and write what you really felt with the game. Unless you finished Demon's Souls there's no way you had fun or even liked it.

It's another case of the internet mob mentality where in everybody jumps in on the band-wagon and throw praises at the game that clearly they didn't enjoy or finish for the sole purpose of fitting in. That's why Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw is way above and beyond anyone in the industry, he's fucking honest about everything and it doesn't matter if you agree with him or not.

Posted: Jan 1st 2010 4:57PM Funkmaster General said

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Simply because he never finished it doesn't mean that he didn't enjoy it. I've enjoyed plenty of games that I have not beaten (Killer 7, GoW: Chains of Olympus, Hotel Dusk.) The reasons for me not completing them differ, but that doesn't meant that I didn't enjoy what I played.

I partially agree with your Yahtzee comment, but sometimes I feel like his angry reviews are simply to make us laugh. I'm hard-pressed to believe that a man could hate so many things and be so witty about them while meaning every word of it. If I'm wrong, then he certainly appears to be too jaded to enjoy much of anything anymore in the gaming world.
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Posted: Jan 1st 2010 5:31PM (Unverified) said

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@Reuben
Yeah, it's possible to enjoy something but not finish it. The thing is he said that "I just can't play it at all." You can't have a great time in a game you can't play (all the while ironically adding it on your "best of" list). That's like saying you LOVED a story in a book that you didn't understand.
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Posted: Jan 2nd 2010 12:56AM Funkmaster General said

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Okay, now I'm with you.
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Posted: Jan 2nd 2010 1:17AM Levi said

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While I agree with everything you said, you have to admit that it's a rarity when someone goes against a popular opinion on this site and doesn't get lynched for it. I've tried to explain why I don't like newer Zelda games but love the older ones, why Super Metroid i an all-time favorite and I got get the love for Prime, but even though they were honest opinions and not relayed in a trolling manner, I'm automatically labeled a troll, just like everyone else here that expresses an unpopular opinion.
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Posted: Jan 2nd 2010 2:15AM (Unverified) said

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When, Levi? If I'd seen it, I would have said something. It's pretty obvious A Link To The Past and Super Metroid are the best entries in their franchises...
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Posted: Jan 2nd 2010 11:50PM blahblah55 said

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"That's why Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw is way above and beyond anyone in the industry, he's fucking honest about everything and it doesn't matter if you agree with him or not."

I don't think he's deadly honest, actually. I think it's for the humor mostly.

He can name off things that he has an irk with, tenderize it with humor, and go on playing it.
If he's as awfully picky as he is in his reviews, he probably never plays much games, or enjoy them.

He's popular with how brutal he is with his reviews while still making it entertaining. I doubt that's how he his all the time in real life.
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Posted: Jan 1st 2010 4:46PM (Unverified) said

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I thought Dante's Inferno was a pretty good game/demo as well. I don't really enjoy button mashers but I found this one a bit more user friendly/easier than most other button mashers. Phantasy Star Zero is bad ass though. I also don't agree with Saboteur. Disregarding the fact I got to 90% on Feckin' Hard and my game glitched out, it was a really great game.

I'm surprised I haven't seen Trials HD yet.

Posted: Jan 1st 2010 4:50PM Ashitaka said

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So DS is disappointing, huh? I see JC Fletcher was one of the Joystiq writers that didn't manage to finish the L4D2 campaign...

Posted: Jan 1st 2010 6:16PM Mr Khan said

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JC tends to play harder retro games than any publisher would have the balls to put out these days. It was under a recommendation of his that i was turned on to Magician Lord, which makes both Demons' Souls and L4D2 look like Wii Sports.
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Posted: Jan 1st 2010 5:12PM BigD145 said

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How could a "stripping scene" possibly be a disappointment?

Posted: Jan 1st 2010 5:17PM (Unverified) said

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New Super Mario Bros. Wii is a nice pick.

Ignore these "hardcore" gamers who think Demon's Souls is the second coming of JC. All you ever hear these people say is it is a very hard game. Nothing about story (laughs), sound, or gameplay. I guess in a gaming world that is constantly being "casualized" the hardcore will latch onto anything that the least amount of people won't enjoy.

Posted: Jan 1st 2010 5:58PM The Pirate said

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I have something to say. Your an idiot... Thank you
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Posted: Jan 1st 2010 9:34PM (Unverified) said

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Typical Sony fanboy reaction.
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Posted: Jan 1st 2010 9:57PM (Unverified) said

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Typical Dreaded Fear reaction...
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Posted: Jan 1st 2010 10:26PM Ashitaka said

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You should probably check your spelling before calling someone an idiot... But with that being said, Demoman Fear, you're an idiot.
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Posted: Jan 1st 2010 10:49PM CaramelZappa said

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I would like to point out that no one has popped up and given a counter-point to Demoman Fear's original point.

The only real praise I've really heard about the game is that it's ridiculously hard (well, tedious more than difficult) and that the "multiplayer" aspect where people can warn you of upcoming hazards is really useful. I haven't heard anything about any other aspect of the game. Even the reviews I've read/watched seemed so focused on the difficulty that it would seem like there's nothing else to the game.

So maybe instead of calling him an idiot you could bring to light some of the things that make the game great aside from the difficulty?
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