Okay, what are the odds this Duke Nukem fan film, by Finnish studio HMC, is actually going to be released? Sure, this movie may not actually be developed by 3D Realms -- but neither are those DS and PSP games, and those aren't out yet either. It seems that Duke Nukem may just be cursed.
Which is a shame, because this trailer (after the break) is entertaining in the same way a real Duke game is. It's got a girl and a monster and a cigar-chomping jerk who shoots the monster whilst spouting one-liners. We hope this thing continues production -- and we hope the producers find a voice actor for the title character.
Actually pretty darn awesome. But I can imagine all of the depressed people when it said "Duke Nukem...is back!" I'm sure there are plenty of people that wish he was.
"3/10 guy looks like a homosexual and the wig looks terrible.
other then that it was kind of ok"
Actually I thought it was kind of spot on. Anyways, you say it was kind of ok other than a few flaws, so you give it a 3/10. That makes a whole lot of sense. Let's just hope you never become a game critic.
"The game is FLAWLESS! Instant Game of the year... 7/10"
@Traceur Ryuk "My Happy Pony 3: Sugar Noob is a terrible game, terrible graphics, controls, and almost NO sound. It is for this reason, I will give it a 9/10." Sounds like he will be doing reviews for G4TV. Heyohh!
Actually, I tend to find Adam Sesslar's (From G4TV) reviews very well written, opinionated and professional. I think of him as kind of like the Roger Ebert of video games. Everyone else on there is terrible though.
And to end that bit of seriousness... Umm... Shama Lama ding dong?
Ah, MegaDeth..... well at least they got the music right. The whole thing wasn't bad though, their Duke Nukem looked kind of funky, but still not too bad.
I can't believe they didn't throw in a one dukes classic one liners when he opened the door. I really wanted to hear " It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all outta gum."
I've just been rescued from an attack by some kind of mutated pig, in some kind of gothic sewer system, by a potentially blind, obviously smoking guy with a bad hair cut. What should I do now?
