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Posted: Jan 6th 2010 1:02PM PirateEmery said

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Does this mean we shouldn't flirt with people in the comments section?
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Posted: Jan 6th 2010 1:09PM MystileArmor said

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No, no it doesn't... you sexy beast!!
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Posted: Jan 6th 2010 1:17PM (Unverified) said

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Hi, Chris Hansen here from Dateline NBC...;)
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Posted: Jan 6th 2010 1:28PM xGeneral DEATHxDEETH82 said

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Why don't you have a seat over there, MystileArmor? You can put all your clothes back on, if you'd like...or we can give you a towel.
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Posted: Jan 6th 2010 1:33PM MystileArmor said

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I'll pass on the towel, free ballin' all the way baby! Can I keep the chocolate paste though?
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Posted: Jan 6th 2010 3:30PM Spunky Monkey 190906 said

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Hey you guys, meet me at 44 Cresent Avenue, I don't know you, you don't know me, but why does that matter, we have an online relationship.
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Posted: Jan 6th 2010 3:48PM BananaBoat said

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21/M/High Seas
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Posted: Jan 6th 2010 4:12PM whylekat said

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If I met a woman on the comments of joystiq I'd marry her!
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Posted: Jan 6th 2010 6:44PM Morisato13 said

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If you would like to continue this online conversation, please contact me through email at c.hansen@nbc.com. You wont be disappointed ^_~
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Posted: Jan 6th 2010 6:45PM Caroso said

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I just can't help but think how sad this is.
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Posted: Jan 6th 2010 10:55PM Brysonial the Bison said

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People call me sexy all time and I'm not upset....

I'm actually quite flattered! :)
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Posted: Jan 6th 2010 1:03PM (Unverified) said

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OLD! Kotaku reported on this earlier.

Step up your game, son!

http://kotaku.com/5438778/what-the-hell-is-in-the-water-in-barrie-ont
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Posted: Jan 6th 2010 1:06PM (Unverified) said

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Never bring up Kotaku again...
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Posted: Jan 6th 2010 1:09PM (Unverified) said

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Lol, this troll is actually kinda funny. I'm willing to bet it's the colonel/slash every other alter-ego that got banned.
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Posted: Jan 6th 2010 1:11PM (Unverified) said

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I think it is too. It's definitely not a new poster, seeing as he saved my comment history...
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Posted: Jan 6th 2010 3:56PM Mal F4cti0n said

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Well, since I don't read Kotaku it is new to me so go fuck yourself.

All news is old news, jackass, since it has to happen to be reported.

Never post here again.

And trolling every fucking site looking for reposts of stories so you can't tell everyone that you already read it and then post a link to the story to prove it makes you a loser. Remember that next time you feel the urge to post "first" or "old" on a blog.
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Posted: Jan 6th 2010 6:58PM (Unverified) said

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Posted: Jan 6th 2010 1:03PM cbarrentos said

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who says true romance is dead?
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Posted: Jan 6th 2010 1:22PM 343 Guilty Fart said

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Christian Slater?
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Posted: Jan 6th 2010 2:10PM Funkmaster General said

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Oh, man, I was just going to say Christian Slater!

Kudos to you, good sir.
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Posted: Jan 6th 2010 1:04PM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said

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I wonder if he used level 38 Love Pheromone.
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Posted: Jan 6th 2010 1:23PM baby sea tuna said

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I'm currently using level 42 Barf just thinking about this.
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Posted: Jan 6th 2010 1:30PM xGeneral DEATHxDEETH82 said

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*Casts lvl 80 C*ck of the Infinite. Cougar explodes into a fine red mist. *

Replay? Y/N?
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Posted: Jan 6th 2010 2:30PM PirateEmery said

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Stop bitching about welfare epics... That's what trade chat is for. Go bitch to people who care.

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Posted: Jan 6th 2010 1:04PM Newfiescreech16 said

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"we'll take this opportunity to remind everyone to be cautious when talking with strangers online. Especially if they graduated college before you were born.
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LOL

so hmm what's said cougers facebook? oh wait, i'm 31 probably too old for her
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Posted: Jan 6th 2010 1:06PM Newfiescreech16 said

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what's even more ammusing if i'm less then 2hrs drive away form where this happened and yet it's here that I first read about it lol
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Posted: Jan 6th 2010 2:55PM BrianH said

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this is the first you have read about it because both people were above the age of consent.

nothing wrong happened here.
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Posted: Jan 6th 2010 4:09PM (Unverified) said

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Nothing wrong according to our wonderful politicians who seem to think it's perfectly normal for some 40 year old to fool around with someone who can't drink, vote or drive a car by himself. I love living in Canada, but some of our laws are just silly.
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Posted: Jan 6th 2010 6:11PM (Unverified) said

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16 is the age of consent in Canada, because that's the age where you're recognized to be competent enough to make these decisions. Once the citizen is old enough, the age gap isn't relevant to the law.
Should it just be illegal for any two people who have 25 years in between them to have relations?
It's okay to be a bit weirded out by it, and it's fine to be bothered by it, but don't act like it's a huge moral and legal fault. They were both old enough to engage in it, and didn't do anything wrong. While I can't see why either would have interest in the other, it's not doing me or society any harm, so we should just let them be happy.
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Posted: Jan 6th 2010 1:05PM MarkezJM said

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Be sure to check out the pics in the source article, kids! SWEET HELL!
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Posted: Jan 6th 2010 1:08PM MystileArmor said

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I'd hit that too, especially if I looked like him!!

I say good for him!
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Posted: Jan 6th 2010 1:16PM StormEagle said

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Right on Mystile.

Though the close-up shot of the woman doesn't leave much to the imagination.

Besides, these people are doing it backwards. First you meet the hot girl, then get her into playing World of Warcraft.

'Least that's what I did :D
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Posted: Jan 6th 2010 3:35PM Marco le Polo said

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Ha! Thanks for the trickery. Course if I was that kid...maybe yes.
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Posted: Jan 6th 2010 1:08PM KinseySS said

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Oh didnt even realzed till reading this that they finally raised the age of consent from 14 to 16 here in Canucksville less than 2 years ago.

Did some research and found out 14 and 15 year olds can still have sex with people no more than 5 years old.
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Posted: Jan 6th 2010 1:16PM knighty said

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I assume you meant "older" ;P
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Posted: Jan 6th 2010 1:34PM xGeneral DEATHxDEETH82 said

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Dear sweet Jesus on wheat toast, let's hope so.
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Posted: Jan 6th 2010 2:15PM KinseySS said

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oops. I most definitely meant older. times like these Joystiq needs an edit button, but I guess it wouldnt be as funny if there was to make fun of peoples mistakes like mine.
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Posted: Jan 6th 2010 1:10PM doodles said

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This story would have been better if he hooked up with a man posing as a woman.
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Posted: Jan 6th 2010 1:13PM (Unverified) said

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FREEZE!!!

Imma cop.
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Posted: Jan 6th 2010 1:29PM vidguy said

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"But baby wait! You didn't show me your surprise!"
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Posted: Jan 6th 2010 1:43PM Ashitaka said

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@ Ryuk

LOL, I watched that episode yesterday xD
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Posted: Jan 6th 2010 2:38PM TheDarkWayne said

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I don't get it
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Posted: Jan 6th 2010 2:51PM (Unverified) said

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Dark Wayne, it's a South Park reference
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Posted: Jan 6th 2010 5:20PM doodles said

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Ashitaka gets +'s.
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Posted: Jan 6th 2010 1:14PM mrmobius said

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Sometimes geeks take what they can get.

I've certainly lowered my standards after the dry patch that has been my life.
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Posted: Jan 6th 2010 2:19PM Uncle Jesse said

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Sounds like you have a lot of dry patches in your life. Couple of towels, socks, in the bed, old shirts...
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Posted: Jan 6th 2010 1:14PM Bowser Rogozhin said

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So that's where Tmac went.
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Posted: Jan 6th 2010 1:16PM StormEagle said

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HA!
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Posted: Jan 6th 2010 1:18PM Wiizer said

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No, that kid's not fat enough.

And notice how his "Gaming Chair" isn't right next to his computer.

That gave it away.
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