We, as members of the video game blogging community, would like to take a moment to thank Blizzard for creating World of Warcraft. Not for making the world's most popular MMO, as you may imagine; rather, for making possible bizarre stories like this one, which could only exist in a post-WoW world:
When a 16-year-old boy, of Ontario, Canada, asked his parents to drive him to a hotel to meet the 42-year-old mother of four he'd developed a relationship with inside WoW, they understandably balked. The kid nevertheless absconded in the middle of the night, prompting his parents to discover a wealth of chat logs that detailed the nature of the relationship. "He said she was his soulmate," his mother told The Globe and Mail.
Now, before you worry about the outcome of the young lad's safety, know that he was found two days later in a Future Shop with Ms. Price -- the cougar in this sordid tale -- who "will not face criminal charges," thanks to Canada's age of consent: 16. "Neither the teen or Ms. Price expressed any remorse," said a local police sergeant.
Unsurprisingly, the boy has had problems with computer addiction (specifically WoW), while Price's Facebook page "reveals a middle-aged woman with a large collection of friends -- many made online," the Globe and Mail notes. And while this situation ended safely (albeit, not happily ever after for the soulmates), we'll take this opportunity to remind everyone to be cautious when talking with strangers online. Especially if they graduated college before you were born.
Update: Well, scratch that whole "not face criminal charges" thing. The CBC reports that Price was arrested upon her return to Texas, where the age of consent is 17. She's being charged with "two counts of online solicitation of a minor and one count of child enticement." Bail is set at $310,000.
[Via WoW.com]
Reader Comments (111)
Posted: Jan 6th 2010 1:02PM PirateEmery said
Does this mean we shouldn't flirt with people in the comments section?
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Posted: Jan 6th 2010 1:28PM xGeneral DEATHxDEETH82 said
Why don't you have a seat over there, MystileArmor? You can put all your clothes back on, if you'd like...or we can give you a towel.
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Posted: Jan 6th 2010 1:33PM MystileArmor said
I'll pass on the towel, free ballin' all the way baby! Can I keep the chocolate paste though?
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Posted: Jan 6th 2010 3:30PM Spunky Monkey 190906 said
Hey you guys, meet me at 44 Cresent Avenue, I don't know you, you don't know me, but why does that matter, we have an online relationship.
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Posted: Jan 6th 2010 6:44PM Morisato13 said
If you would like to continue this online conversation, please contact me through email at c.hansen@nbc.com. You wont be disappointed ^_~
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Posted: Jan 6th 2010 10:55PM Brysonial the Bison said
People call me sexy all time and I'm not upset....
I'm actually quite flattered! :)
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I'm actually quite flattered! :)
Posted: Jan 6th 2010 1:03PM (Unverified) said
OLD! Kotaku reported on this earlier.
Step up your game, son!
http://kotaku.com/5438778/what-the-hell-is-in-the-water-in-barrie-ont
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Step up your game, son!
http://kotaku.com/5438778/what-the-hell-is-in-the-water-in-barrie-ont
Posted: Jan 6th 2010 1:09PM (Unverified) said
Lol, this troll is actually kinda funny. I'm willing to bet it's the colonel/slash every other alter-ego that got banned.
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Posted: Jan 6th 2010 1:11PM (Unverified) said
I think it is too. It's definitely not a new poster, seeing as he saved my comment history...
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Posted: Jan 6th 2010 3:56PM Mal F4cti0n said
Well, since I don't read Kotaku it is new to me so go fuck yourself.
All news is old news, jackass, since it has to happen to be reported.
Never post here again.
And trolling every fucking site looking for reposts of stories so you can't tell everyone that you already read it and then post a link to the story to prove it makes you a loser. Remember that next time you feel the urge to post "first" or "old" on a blog.
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All news is old news, jackass, since it has to happen to be reported.
Never post here again.
And trolling every fucking site looking for reposts of stories so you can't tell everyone that you already read it and then post a link to the story to prove it makes you a loser. Remember that next time you feel the urge to post "first" or "old" on a blog.
Posted: Jan 6th 2010 2:10PM Funkmaster General said
Oh, man, I was just going to say Christian Slater!
Kudos to you, good sir.
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Kudos to you, good sir.
Posted: Jan 6th 2010 1:04PM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said
I wonder if he used level 38 Love Pheromone.
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Posted: Jan 6th 2010 1:23PM baby sea tuna said
I'm currently using level 42 Barf just thinking about this.
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Posted: Jan 6th 2010 1:30PM xGeneral DEATHxDEETH82 said
*Casts lvl 80 C*ck of the Infinite. Cougar explodes into a fine red mist. *
Replay? Y/N?
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Replay? Y/N?
Posted: Jan 6th 2010 2:30PM PirateEmery said
Stop bitching about welfare epics... That's what trade chat is for. Go bitch to people who care.
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Posted: Jan 6th 2010 1:04PM Newfiescreech16 said
"we'll take this opportunity to remind everyone to be cautious when talking with strangers online. Especially if they graduated college before you were born.
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LOL
so hmm what's said cougers facebook? oh wait, i'm 31 probably too old for her
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LOL
so hmm what's said cougers facebook? oh wait, i'm 31 probably too old for her
Posted: Jan 6th 2010 1:06PM Newfiescreech16 said
what's even more ammusing if i'm less then 2hrs drive away form where this happened and yet it's here that I first read about it lol
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Posted: Jan 6th 2010 4:09PM (Unverified) said
Nothing wrong according to our wonderful politicians who seem to think it's perfectly normal for some 40 year old to fool around with someone who can't drink, vote or drive a car by himself. I love living in Canada, but some of our laws are just silly.
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Posted: Jan 6th 2010 6:11PM (Unverified) said
16 is the age of consent in Canada, because that's the age where you're recognized to be competent enough to make these decisions. Once the citizen is old enough, the age gap isn't relevant to the law.
Should it just be illegal for any two people who have 25 years in between them to have relations?
It's okay to be a bit weirded out by it, and it's fine to be bothered by it, but don't act like it's a huge moral and legal fault. They were both old enough to engage in it, and didn't do anything wrong. While I can't see why either would have interest in the other, it's not doing me or society any harm, so we should just let them be happy.
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Should it just be illegal for any two people who have 25 years in between them to have relations?
It's okay to be a bit weirded out by it, and it's fine to be bothered by it, but don't act like it's a huge moral and legal fault. They were both old enough to engage in it, and didn't do anything wrong. While I can't see why either would have interest in the other, it's not doing me or society any harm, so we should just let them be happy.
Posted: Jan 6th 2010 1:08PM MystileArmor said
I'd hit that too, especially if I looked like him!!
I say good for him!
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I say good for him!
Posted: Jan 6th 2010 1:16PM StormEagle said
Right on Mystile.
Though the close-up shot of the woman doesn't leave much to the imagination.
Besides, these people are doing it backwards. First you meet the hot girl, then get her into playing World of Warcraft.
'Least that's what I did :D
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Though the close-up shot of the woman doesn't leave much to the imagination.
Besides, these people are doing it backwards. First you meet the hot girl, then get her into playing World of Warcraft.
'Least that's what I did :D
Posted: Jan 6th 2010 3:35PM Marco le Polo said
Ha! Thanks for the trickery. Course if I was that kid...maybe yes.
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Posted: Jan 6th 2010 1:34PM xGeneral DEATHxDEETH82 said
Dear sweet Jesus on wheat toast, let's hope so.
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Posted: Jan 6th 2010 4:08PM Ashitaka said
http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/251898/
http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/251901/
http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/251904/
Go and laugh ahead xD
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http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/251901/
http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/251904/
Go and laugh ahead xD
Posted: Jan 6th 2010 2:19PM Uncle Jesse said
Sounds like you have a lot of dry patches in your life. Couple of towels, socks, in the bed, old shirts...
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