We, as members of the video game blogging community, would like to take a moment to thank Blizzard for creating World of Warcraft. Not for making the world's most popular MMO, as you may imagine; rather, for making possible bizarre stories like this one, which could only exist in a post-WoW world:
When a 16-year-old boy, of Ontario, Canada, asked his parents to drive him to a hotel to meet the 42-year-old mother of four he'd developed a relationship with inside WoW, they understandably balked. The kid nevertheless absconded in the middle of the night, prompting his parents to discover a wealth of chat logs that detailed the nature of the relationship. "He said she was his soulmate," his mother told The Globe and Mail.
Now, before you worry about the outcome of the young lad's safety, know that he was found two days later in a Future Shop with Ms. Price -- the cougar in this sordid tale -- who "will not face criminal charges," thanks to Canada's age of consent: 16. "Neither the teen or Ms. Price expressed any remorse," said a local police sergeant.
Unsurprisingly, the boy has had problems with computer addiction (specifically WoW), while Price's Facebook page "reveals a middle-aged woman with a large collection of friends -- many made online," the Globe and Mail notes. And while this situation ended safely (albeit, not happily ever after for the soulmates), we'll take this opportunity to remind everyone to be cautious when talking with strangers online. Especially if they graduated college before you were born.
Update: Well, scratch that whole "not face criminal charges" thing. The CBC reports that Price was arrested upon her return to Texas, where the age of consent is 17. She's being charged with "two counts of online solicitation of a minor and one count of child enticement." Bail is set at $310,000.
[Via WoW.com]
Reader Comments (111)
Posted: Jan 6th 2010 4:55PM octoberasian said
What's funny, in a way, is this: If she stayed in Canada, she wouldn't have been arrested.
Should have stayed in Canada! LOL
But, damn... that kid likes 'em older. O.o
Should have stayed in Canada! LOL
But, damn... that kid likes 'em older. O.o
Posted: Jan 6th 2010 4:19PM Arcaria said
Freaking Roleplay servers are nuts.
Posted: Jan 6th 2010 5:51PM (Unverified) said
This is just messed up in too many ways...
Posted: Jan 6th 2010 8:44PM shimrra74 said
What does the bitch look like? If you going to that length were you can ruin someones life she better be smoking hot....
Posted: Jan 6th 2010 10:16PM (Unverified) said
.....Nice
Posted: Jan 6th 2010 10:26PM MNeko said
Grandstanding, opportunistic district attorney GO!
I mean, really. Sixteen I can understand, and eighteen makes sense from a legal standpoint, but seventeen? Who the hell chose that arbitrary number? Hell, you might as well go for a fraction while you're at it.
(Oh wait, do they have fractions in the deep south? I thought they made them illegal along with the theory of evolution.)
I mean, really. Sixteen I can understand, and eighteen makes sense from a legal standpoint, but seventeen? Who the hell chose that arbitrary number? Hell, you might as well go for a fraction while you're at it.
(Oh wait, do they have fractions in the deep south? I thought they made them illegal along with the theory of evolution.)
Posted: Jan 7th 2010 3:29PM (Unverified) said
This is every 16 year old boys dream come true, haha, shes experience, she plays vieo games, and her boobies are 50% bigger than the ones in middle school. Too bad she was charged when she got back to racist, sexist, and d-bag texas.
Posted: Jan 7th 2010 1:50PM (Unverified) said
The police attempted to confiscate the illegal couple's assets but could not due to them being soulbound.
Posted: Jan 8th 2010 7:52AM isotrex said
I wouldn't mind if it was Kate Beckinsale. hahaha
Posted: Jan 8th 2010 8:50AM (Unverified) said
kids these days and their weird love stories. I thought a teenager like this would already know the dangers of meeting with people online. And for parents they have full responsibilities on this.. that their kids must be monitored and always keep close on them.
Posted: Jan 8th 2010 8:52AM (Unverified) said
but some how its a called an "against all odds love affair" that love is ageless and computer nor distance can't take you apart! :P
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