... Hey, he wouldn't lie about his hair being a demon, would he? No, of course not. Who would lie about that? We're probably just being paranoid.
Anything Bayonetta can do, Mega64 does better
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We were unbelievers at the beginning of this new Bayonetta ad (after the break), in which Mega64's Rocco Botte insisted that he could emulate -- nay -- top any of the titular action star's moves. But he's definitely shooting bullets with his feet and he promises repeatedly that his hair is a demon, so now whose face has got egg on it? That's right: Ours.
... Hey, he wouldn't lie about his hair being a demon, would he? No, of course not. Who would lie about that? We're probably just being paranoid.
... Hey, he wouldn't lie about his hair being a demon, would he? No, of course not. Who would lie about that? We're probably just being paranoid.
Reader Comments (47)
Posted: Jan 7th 2010 8:16PM (Unverified) said
Sweet Jesus in heaven, that image will never leave my mind. Game looks awesome though.
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Posted: Jan 7th 2010 8:24PM (Unverified) said
BTW, shouldn't there be a Sony tag since it was also released on PS3?
Or is it just because the 360 version was the only one featured in the video?
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Or is it just because the 360 version was the only one featured in the video?
Posted: Jan 7th 2010 11:54PM (Unverified) said
Considering the PS3 version outsold the 360 version in Japan? Gee, I don't know...
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Posted: Jan 8th 2010 1:20AM Darthweder said
No way.... the PS3 version outsold the 360 in japan?! What a big surprise!
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Posted: Jan 8th 2010 1:27AM (Unverified) said
360 Fanboys are really energetic today. Must be that time of the Month.
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Posted: Jan 8th 2010 2:08AM AntiVillian said
Your unhappy because they didn't show a PS3 tag in a fan made video, and now your calling out 360 fanboys...
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Posted: Jan 8th 2010 2:15AM (Unverified) said
Kid, I don't even own a PS3. I just wanted to point out a flaw on the author's mistake.
But if you want to defend your precious 360 so much, go right ahead, retard.
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But if you want to defend your precious 360 so much, go right ahead, retard.
Posted: Jan 8th 2010 4:02AM EvoHelix said
Those comments were not posted by 360 fanboys. It -really- hardly matters.
Stop and look at yourself right now and think, "do I really feel superior right now by calling these commenters retards or am I just trying to compensate for my own glaring inadequacies?
Kid, stop trolling these boards while waiting for NMH2 and think about giving real life a shot.
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Stop and look at yourself right now and think, "do I really feel superior right now by calling these commenters retards or am I just trying to compensate for my own glaring inadequacies?
Kid, stop trolling these boards while waiting for NMH2 and think about giving real life a shot.
Posted: Jan 8th 2010 10:25AM (Unverified) said
@EvoHelix
Hey, look who's talking... Bayonetta is a multi-platform. Are you saying it doesn't matter when a game originally intended to be an exclusive moves to another console? Yeah, FFXIII moving to the 360 as well? Unimportant.
I only called them fanboys/retards earlier because I was criticized for my criticism earlier about this game using A LOT of sexual innuendo and sexual exploitation to sell to the lowest common denominator (there's a T and A shot in every cut-scene). ...I showed you up for you really are. I'm done.
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Hey, look who's talking... Bayonetta is a multi-platform. Are you saying it doesn't matter when a game originally intended to be an exclusive moves to another console? Yeah, FFXIII moving to the 360 as well? Unimportant.
I only called them fanboys/retards earlier because I was criticized for my criticism earlier about this game using A LOT of sexual innuendo and sexual exploitation to sell to the lowest common denominator (there's a T and A shot in every cut-scene). ...I showed you up for you really are. I'm done.
Posted: Jan 8th 2010 1:21PM Myv said
@den-69, haha... just noticed that too, "I don't even own a PS3" "PSN: neon6plz", sigh... but really this was just a parody/comedy video of Bayonetta, no one really gives a shit about them playing/displaying the game from what system. I own both the PS3 and 360, and I haven't touched the 360 in a year or two after GoW+Halo3 mainly because of the damn big power bar =/ and I actually liked the controller better on 360.
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Posted: Jan 7th 2010 8:38PM (Unverified) said
their favorite line in the video wasnt even in the video...........
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Posted: Jan 7th 2010 9:00PM WiNGSPANTT from TopTierTacticsco said
Would be funnier if he tried to make a suit out of hair, too.
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Posted: Jan 7th 2010 9:19PM cloud858rk said
Honestly, I think the Mega64 guys are assholes, but that's what makes them funny.
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Posted: Jan 7th 2010 9:47PM (Unverified) said
I just don't see what's funny about this at all.
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Posted: Jan 8th 2010 9:49AM (Unverified) said
Yeah, I don't see what my inability to do something stupid has to do with something that's not funny.
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Posted: Jan 8th 2010 11:57AM (Unverified) said
i hate the people who call the cops..they take life too seriously
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Posted: Jan 9th 2010 1:09AM (Unverified) said
I really don't see how this makes them "corporate shills." They've been paid by companies like Ubisoft to make videos since practically the beginning. I think the fact that they're still allowed to do such bizarre things and use their own humor shows that they are anything but corporate followers.
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Posted: Jan 8th 2010 10:29AM (Unverified) said
...maybe im getting old or something...but i just dont find these mega 64 guys funny at all...or penny arcade for that matter.......but i found EGM's Hsu and Chan knee slapping.......is there something wrong with me????
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Posted: Jan 8th 2010 2:38PM refinedsugar said
Dude, seriously, lay off the Cheetos. For your own good. GAWD.
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