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Posted: Jan 9th 2010 10:34PM doc j said

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I remember when this was called the Atari Jaguar.
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Posted: Jan 9th 2010 10:45PM MystileArmor said

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Except that thing worked.
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Posted: Jan 9th 2010 11:02PM doc j said

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I was mostly referring to the ridiculous controller but, yes, I'd rather say my comment was more insulting to the Jaguar
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Posted: Jan 10th 2010 9:19PM (Unverified) said

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The Atari Jaguar wasn't just an OEM PC in a smaller form factor using off the shelf PC parts running standard PC games while claiming to be a console.
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Posted: Jan 11th 2010 12:49AM (Unverified) said

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"The Fussion of the PC and the TV." lulz
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Posted: Jan 9th 2010 10:39PM johnny114 said

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I think the screenshots are from call of duty world at war
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Posted: Jan 9th 2010 11:23PM (Unverified) said

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I think you're not good at reading.
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Posted: Jan 9th 2010 11:25PM (Unverified) said

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Even Chris Grant agreed with him, Filthy.
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Posted: Jan 10th 2010 12:01AM HighFiveJesus said

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What i don't get is, WHY ARE THEY. Seriously, they have Crisis on the cover of the box. Do they not have a good enough computer to run it!? Also, HOW is a pc version with everything on Low more appealing than just playing it on your xbox or playstation? Seriously, at what point does someone trying that out say, why would I use this?
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Posted: Jan 10th 2010 6:19AM EJ A said

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I think I'll quote Filthy on this one:

"Filthy, STFU"

Followed by:

"Oops, wrong account."
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Posted: Jan 9th 2010 10:44PM (Unverified) said

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Joystiq has now damned itself. Soon in the product's main site, it'll display:

"...groundbreaking product: the iGUGU Gamecore...the most powerful TV videogame console." - Joystiq.com
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Posted: Jan 10th 2010 12:03AM Karate Tortoise said

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or "groundbreaking product"
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Posted: Jan 9th 2010 10:38PM Turles said

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What the fuck?
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Posted: Jan 10th 2010 12:02AM HighFiveJesus said

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I don't even.. seriously. Ow.. Oww..
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Posted: Jan 10th 2010 9:37AM (Unverified) said

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My 2 year old can design a better controller than that garbage!
LOOK AT IT! It has NO BUTTONS!!!!
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Posted: Jan 10th 2010 11:19PM Triscuit said

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@Teh Tr0LL I don't have a 2 year old, but if I did I would be sure to teach him these three things: that "you're" is the contraction of "you are", "your" is the possessive form of "you", and they should never EVER be switched around.
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Posted: Jan 9th 2010 10:39PM MonkeyRoach said

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I hope you didn't pay money for this shit.
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Posted: Jan 9th 2010 10:40PM Chris DPSN AggieCEO XBLThe Aggi said

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uhhhhh yea.....

like I've said before.....my 24" monitor is big enough.....if I ever feel the need to play Crysis on a bigger screen I have a 32" LCD tv above my monitor as well as a "Wireless 360 for Windows Live" controller.....I'm good
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Posted: Jan 9th 2010 10:40PM SpaceFox said

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I only read the first paragraph and I am SOLD! Definitely can't wait until this hits the shelves, gonna read the rest now.





.... DAMMIT JOYSTIQ!
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Posted: Jan 9th 2010 10:44PM Dr Acula said

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Man, the iGUGU Bullshit Department sure did sell this one to me. The Joystiq follow-up is just the nail in the coffin.
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Posted: Jan 9th 2010 10:44PM MystileArmor said

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This whole thing must've been the result of a drunk night and a crazy dare between some snotty trust fund kids looking to blow some money on an inside joke.
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Posted: Jan 9th 2010 10:46PM doc j said

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I was mostly referring to the ridiculous controller but, yes, I'd rather say my comment was more insulting to the Jaguar
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Posted: Jan 9th 2010 10:48PM Verg said

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Wait, they can do that? Putting fake quotes on the box, I mean.
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Posted: Jan 9th 2010 10:49PM (Unverified) said

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Sony had a fake movie critic on their movie posters and trailers...
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Posted: Jan 10th 2010 6:13PM embassy said

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Not only do they have fake quotes on the box, but they also managed to misspell "fusion" on thier CES banner. Look in the pics section. Classic.
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Posted: Jan 9th 2010 10:49PM (Unverified) said

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Worse than the 360 dpad?

That's...that's not possible!
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Posted: Jan 9th 2010 11:12PM KeenCommander said

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Sure it is...grab a PSP-1000.
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Posted: Jan 9th 2010 11:14PM (Unverified) said

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No, that's still not as bad as the earliest 360 d-pads. The later units seem to be getting better. The one on the Halo 3 controller is actually useable!
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Posted: Jan 9th 2010 11:33PM KaneRobot said

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KeenCommander is right.
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Posted: Jan 10th 2010 12:03AM Ravnos said

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No he's not. I have a PSP-1000 and I'd take its d-pad over the 360's any day. The analog nub is in a hand-crampingly bad spot, though. Even the original XBox had a better d-pad than the 360, and it was god damn terrible. (Coincidentally, if anyone has a good way to hook up a classic controller to an original XBox, I'm all ears.) It kind of sucks that only Nintendo seems to be able to make good d-pads these days.
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Posted: Jan 10th 2010 4:31AM kevlar said

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@Ravnos:

Nintendo has a patent on the + shaped D-pad, and they sure as hell aren't going to license that kind of "technology" to any competitor.

That's why they're the only ones with good D-pads. Everyone else has to make do with round ones that are uncomfortable and less responsive.

Seriously: the PS3 has four buttons roughly in D-pad shape... the xbox has a circle... nobody except nintendo can make a + D-pad
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Posted: Jan 10th 2010 6:56AM juggalotusmx said

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and xbox 360 games
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Posted: Jan 11th 2010 1:50AM Ravnos said

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@Kevlar: I don't expect all d-pads to be like Nintendos. There were plenty of other great controllers in the 8-bit/16-bit era. Both the Genesis and the TG-16 had great d-pads. I'd even pick the 6-button Genesis controller's d-pad over the SNES one's any day. And in any case, I'd be very surprised if the d-pad patents were still intact, seeing as the NES is well over 20 years old, the life of a patent.
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Posted: Jan 11th 2010 1:52AM Ravnos said

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@Kevlar: I don't expect all d-pads to be like Nintendos. There were plenty of other great controllers in the 8-bit/16-bit era. Both the Genesis and the TG-16 had great d-pads. I'd even pick the 6-button Genesis controller's d-pad over the SNES one's any day. And in any case, I'd be very surprised if the d-pad patents were still intact, seeing as the NES is well over 20 years old, the life of a patent.
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Posted: Jan 11th 2010 1:53AM Ravnos said

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Joystiq, can you invest some fucking money in a decent commenting system? Jesus Christ.
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Posted: Jan 11th 2010 5:39AM Ironmanxrs2 said

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Whaaa... that avatar looks familiar.
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Posted: Jan 11th 2010 7:47AM Brian said

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It's better then the Playstation's analog pad. Because it is at an angle to your thumb it's also means you move it at an angle so up is slight off, so is down, right and left.

The Xbox 360 controller and even the original Xbox controller are perfect. So was the Dreamcast's.
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Posted: Jan 9th 2010 10:57PM Dance Mofo said

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This reminds me of the Phantom. What happened to that? I think what I last heard was that it was canceled.
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Posted: Jan 9th 2010 11:09PM zuburi said

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You pretty much answered your own question.
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Posted: Jan 9th 2010 11:27PM Dance Mofo said

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Yeah, I did, but wasn't there more to the story besides it being canceled?
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Posted: Jan 10th 2010 9:33PM Solar Jetman said

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The more-to-the-story is that they did release a physical product, but I refuse to give them the pagerank by naming it. It's similar to "lapdog". Check wikipedia.
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Posted: Jan 9th 2010 11:00PM Johnnynumber5 is powered by cell said

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more like FailGUGU
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Posted: Jan 9th 2010 11:07PM XLM said

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or goonieGUGU
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Posted: Jan 9th 2010 11:12PM (Unverified) said

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No, it's more like iPuPu.
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Posted: Jan 9th 2010 11:12PM Chris DPSN AggieCEO XBLThe Aggi said

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XLM.....no more DipSet for you...
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Posted: Jan 10th 2010 3:06AM XLM said

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Chris D, had to google that, thanks...

I was actually referring to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awrfIReVQtA
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Posted: Jan 10th 2010 9:12AM Chris DPSN AggieCEO XBLThe Aggi said

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ROFLMAO!!!

Oh man....Delirious...GOOD SHIT...

Not many people know about that and since Cam'ron and his dumb ass people are more recent I figured thats where you got it from.....lol
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Posted: Jan 10th 2010 9:07PM Cptkrush said

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Lol, Eddie Murphy was hilarious when he did stand up, probably my favorite part from Delirious.
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Posted: Jan 9th 2010 11:01PM nukee said

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That's World at War, just on very low settings. But you know it's a piece of shit when they have to create quotes from fictional news outlets.
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Posted: Jan 9th 2010 11:05PM chrisgrant said

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I think you may be right ... which is incredible. Everything in it looked ten years old – the foliage, lighting, everything. Just terrible.
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