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Posted: Jan 9th 2010 11:41PM (Unverified) said

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Almost went with 2P Start out of nostalgia, but ended up going for Penny Arcade. I actually laughed out loud.

Posted: Jan 9th 2010 11:47PM (Unverified) said

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Really? I didn't think it was that funny, and I don't even like MAG
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Posted: Jan 9th 2010 11:48PM (Unverified) said

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It was the look of idiocy on his face that did it.
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Posted: Jan 9th 2010 11:50PM Sly C said

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yeah, i feel the same way about mag, and i didn't find it funny either.
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Posted: Jan 9th 2010 11:52PM (Unverified) said

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Eh, different tastes.

Maybe you have to be exhausted to find it funny.
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Posted: Jan 9th 2010 11:57PM (Unverified) said

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Filthy, did the first six bans not send the message?
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Posted: Jan 10th 2010 12:02AM (Unverified) said

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Wow Larry, you act like you know him personally. Or some kind of wierd Internet stalking obsession...

I'm going with the second one
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Posted: Jan 10th 2010 12:29AM (Unverified) said

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Yeah, it's creepy how he stalks me.
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Posted: Jan 10th 2010 12:30AM (Unverified) said

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Actually I don't think my other account is banned, it still seems to work now and then. And it was only once. It's cute how you think everyone who makes fun of you is me.
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Posted: Jan 10th 2010 12:33AM (Unverified) said

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Let's make a list.

Banned Filthy Accounts:
Wassup Dawg (and the sequel)
Filthy Assistant
Dreaded Fear
A Pimp Named Slickback
Newguy
AppleBananaCake

And God knows how many others.
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Posted: Jan 10th 2010 12:35AM (Unverified) said

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Hahaha I was none of them you fucking idiot
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Posted: Jan 10th 2010 12:36AM (Unverified) said

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Actually no I WAS Filthy Assistant. Obviously.

Seriously do you think everyone who dislikes you is me? That's hilarious.
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Posted: Jan 10th 2010 12:37AM (Unverified) said

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"If they don't like me, they must be THE SAME PERSON!" - Sherlock Bradwart
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Posted: Jan 10th 2010 12:39AM (Unverified) said

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Yeah, because i'm the only one who thinks that.

If you had any brains at all, you'd vary the posting style. But, being 'mentally challenged', you don't.
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Posted: Jan 10th 2010 12:52AM (Unverified) said

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No one has forgotten your screwup where you revealed you were Sanders, dickhead.
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Posted: Jan 10th 2010 12:53AM (Unverified) said

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... What. What are you talking about? He was funny, yeah, but I wasn't him. He just supported Weatherby and myself because he liked our comic I guess.
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Posted: Jan 10th 2010 2:00AM Special Agent Steve said

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"He just supported Weatherby and myself because he liked our comic I guess."
Larry, I find it hard for anyone to like your comic.

A) Crudely Drawn
B) Unfunny- something that comics usually rely on.
C) Doesn't make since
D) The sites poorly designed
E) The sites named after your own sexual pleasures

I mean, honestly. You're either some modern form of Smeagle and Golem or just a fucked up person who thinks they need a second person to back them up because no one supports them. GTFO.
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Posted: Jan 10th 2010 2:16AM (Unverified) said

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This websight, it doesn't make any since!
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Posted: Jan 10th 2010 2:58AM (Unverified) said

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Hey you two, take your shit slinging somewhere else. You already almost ruined this site for people once, Bradwart, with all your "troll defense" bullshit, so just fuck off and quit picking fights.
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Posted: Jan 10th 2010 6:31AM Omega2k3 said

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All of you motherfuckers are making Joystiq into drama filled junior high bullshit that nobody likes.

ALL OF YOU.

Think about that for a fucking second. Think about how you fuckers are ruining Joystiq. Fuck.
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Posted: Jan 10th 2010 6:33AM Omega2k3 said

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Except Avatar, I guess, since he sees how fucking stupid all that shit is.
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Posted: Jan 10th 2010 1:55PM (Unverified) said

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It's kind of funny how everyone seems to be having complete meltdowns. Please visit http://www.assfuckjamboree.site11.com/home.html
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Posted: Jan 10th 2010 5:03PM Jerk Face said

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Dear high school kids: Get out of my Joystiq. Christ.
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Posted: Jan 10th 2010 11:21PM (Unverified) said

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The Prinny Commando is still here with Prinny-related jokes, dood!

What diagnosis do you give a Prinny that can't explode?!

ERUPTILE DYSFUNCTION !!!
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Posted: Jan 9th 2010 11:41PM Sly C said

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weak week.

Posted: Jan 9th 2010 11:46PM (Unverified) said

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It was between 2P start and digital unrest. Ended up going with 2P start. Other than those two I didn't think it was all that great...

Posted: Jan 10th 2010 12:06AM Nomi said

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All of them are good.

Posted: Jan 10th 2010 12:41PM Tiptup300 said

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Joystiq really got despressing. I've never seen a "They're all good" comment be downvoted to hell.
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Posted: Jan 10th 2010 12:08AM ZexionArmando said

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Its funny that the 2 best ones were about Link...

Posted: Jan 10th 2010 12:14AM (Unverified) said

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And they were both the same style of joke just executed differently.
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Posted: Jan 10th 2010 10:58AM Toop said

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@Traceur_Ryuk

Yea, pretty much the same joke. It gets done often: showing how the lives of other video game characters are horribly affected by the seemingly simple tasks the main characters perform. Its done all the time with Mario, showing him eating and skinning characters for their special powers. The dipswitch comic this week is along these lines too, but even less funny.
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Posted: Jan 10th 2010 12:08AM PedoJokerBear said

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only one i chuckled at was VS, come on ramos how can u not wanna ride the seesaw

Posted: Jan 10th 2010 1:19PM ummhello said

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yeah, that was the only one I laughed at, although I almost voted for PennyArcade but since I played a few games during its online beta its just not true the way PA portrays MAG.
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Posted: Jan 10th 2010 12:21AM Look At This Suit said

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I went with Digital Unrest, but I guess that's just because I'm currently in the middle of playing ACII.

Posted: Jan 10th 2010 12:45AM (Unverified) said

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Probably 'cause it's not funny

Posted: Jan 10th 2010 12:51AM (Unverified) said

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you make me like Samurai Champloo less

Posted: Jan 10th 2010 12:52AM HighFiveJesus said

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Jerry Jackson does it way better.

Posted: Jan 10th 2010 12:55AM (Unverified) said

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No idea who that is but cool thanks for the feedback!

Posted: Jan 10th 2010 12:56AM (Unverified) said

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That's cool, you act as if you hurt my feelings.

Posted: Jan 10th 2010 1:00AM (Unverified) said

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no I don't, I'm just letting you know you make Mugen look bad with your retarded statements. Meanwhile my dumbassery would be right at home spewing out of Larry's mouth.

Posted: Jan 10th 2010 1:03AM (Unverified) said

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Hello Ryuk, I'm sure you're busy getting your weekly feed of Anime from [Adult Swim]. Did you see that new Family Guy? What a ripping good laugh it was.

Anyway, I'm glad you took time out of your busy schedule of watchng sub-par Japanese animations to check out Assfuck Jamboree. We couldn't do it without the continued support of viewers like you.

Thank you and God bless.

Posted: Jan 10th 2010 1:07AM (Unverified) said

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My retarded statements? Saying a comic strip is unfunny? Sounds like you're a bit butthurt, eh? No, no, it's cool, I understand. I was a pre-pubescent boy that got offended by the smallest thing before too. Don't worry too much about it, you'll grow out of it.

Posted: Jan 10th 2010 1:11AM (Unverified) said

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I think Bradwart is really Ryuk, because they both hate our comic and as we all know this means they're the same person.

Posted: Jan 10th 2010 1:18AM (Unverified) said

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One account only, buddy. (Yes, I know it was sarcastic)

And I never said I hated your comic, I said it wasn't funny. Big difference. I really like the site and the comic's style. It reminds me of the early 90's websites, very retro.

Posted: Jan 10th 2010 1:21AM (Unverified) said

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Hey guys, what's a good Harvest Moon for DS? I really liked HM64 and I'm looking at the DS ones but most look retarded. Harvest Moon DS looks the closest to 64 but apparently it has really common freezing/save file corruption glitches. I guess this Sunshine Islands one looks alright but it's in 3D and I hate that. WHY ARE THERE SO MANY FUCKING HARVEST MOON GAMES

Posted: Jan 10th 2010 1:30AM (Unverified) said

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The Harvest Moon for GBA is the best. It's called Harvest Moon: Friends of Mineral Town, or something along those lines.
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Posted: Jan 10th 2010 1:35AM (Unverified) said

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Ok thanks. Luckily I'm not stupid and still have a Lite instead of a DSi! Woot!
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Posted: Jan 10th 2010 1:22AM (Unverified) said

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this one isn't really so much a joke as an actual conversation between us. I really did jump out of a plane too.

Posted: Jan 10th 2010 1:53AM (Unverified) said

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Backpeddling won't help you now, Bradwart. I'm onto your fiendish game.

Posted: Jan 10th 2010 1:58AM (Unverified) said

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Mmhmm... Have fun with that.

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