We should warn you guys: The subject of this story is ... well, he's a man named Ron Jeremy. We know you guys probably haven't heard of this man before, but ... well, he's an actor. You definitely haven't seen him in anything, because ... he does adult films. Yes, pornography. We're sorry we had to take this post in such a blue direction, but we felt it important for you to be informed.
Mr. Jeremy, the pornographic actor, recently appeared on a CES panel which debated the effects of adult entertainment in the Internet era. As a riposte to an attack on his industry, Mr. Jeremy said, "we don't want kids to watch porn, though if they do, there are far worse influences out there - like video games. Studies have found that violent video games are much bigger a negative influence on kids." Oh, yeah? Then why is it acceptable to enjoy video games in public venues? Game, set and match, sir.
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Posted: Jan 11th 2010 2:42AM simbadogg said
pornographic video games...actually, it hasn't been created yet. though from what i remember on 30 rock, tracy jordan was hard at work on it.
http://www.joystiq.com/2008/10/24/30-rock-tracy-jordans-porno-video-game-sells-61m-units/
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http://www.joystiq.com/2008/10/24/30-rock-tracy-jordans-porno-video-game-sells-61m-units/
Posted: Jan 10th 2010 10:15PM Special Agent Steve said
Ron Jeremy has the same mindset as Australia.
I guess that's why you got those 2 confused.
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I guess that's why you got those 2 confused.
Posted: Jan 10th 2010 10:04PM Bubbameister33 said
Nice burn Griffin. Jeremy will surely feel that in the morning.
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Posted: Jan 10th 2010 10:10PM HydrophobicFish PSN ID Hydrophob said
Nytrojen, if you play video games, then you have absolutely no reason at all to fear STD's.
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Posted: Jan 10th 2010 10:18PM Morisato13 said
I think he's using the "it takes one to know one" stance, which which research has proven to be far superior to the "I'm rubber and you're glue" argument.
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Posted: Jan 10th 2010 10:22PM (Unverified) said
So if you give him crap for just a PSN name, I must be your mortal enemy, eh?
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Posted: Jan 10th 2010 11:23PM BananaBoat said
Hydrophobicfish gets the memorial burn of the day award.
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Posted: Jan 10th 2010 10:07PM Revving Injuns said
Where can I read the result of this so called "research" for myself Mr. Hedgehog?
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Posted: Jan 10th 2010 10:31PM MystileArmor said
The insides of his ass... I'm pretty sure it won't be a problem getting to read it either.
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Posted: Jan 10th 2010 10:37PM freaparn said
Ron Jeremy once stated in an interview with Maxim that as long as the man pulled out before ejaculation, it was impossible to catch AIDS. Considering the field of work he's been in and around over the years, that pretty much sums up how much research he does.
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Posted: Jan 10th 2010 10:16PM Special Agent Steve said
No, no, no. They're only bad for you if you're under 18.
18+ and you're good to watch pron and play video games at the same time!
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18+ and you're good to watch pron and play video games at the same time!
Posted: Jan 11th 2010 3:04AM The Blank Mage Returns said
Which is why everyone's afraid of sex-bots.
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Posted: Jan 11th 2010 10:19AM JeezWhiz87 said
That's why Bayonetta has both an M rating, and a one handed mode.
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Posted: Jan 10th 2010 10:15PM MystileArmor said
Ron Jeremy can suck it!
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Oh shit...Wait, i take that back....
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Posted: Jan 10th 2010 10:19PM Chris DPSN AggieCEO XBLThe Aggi said
Thats not porn....that bitchs hair is all in the way and shit....
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Posted: Jan 10th 2010 10:32PM MystileArmor said
Doesn't porn require some form of sexual activity? Otherwise every "unrated" dvd I own is porn.
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Posted: Jan 10th 2010 10:36PM MystileArmor said
Oh and I'm not talking about all the porn dvd's I own.
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Posted: Jan 11th 2010 12:07AM (Unverified) said
@Chris: No, it's porn. It's Japanese... Hair is apparently what they get off to.
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Posted: Jan 11th 2010 2:33AM lobotomies4free said
so hair in the way makes it not porn?
hmmm.
nobody tell the germans ok?
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hmmm.
nobody tell the germans ok?
Posted: Jan 11th 2010 3:06AM The Blank Mage Returns said
@ Traceur
Ah, Hentai, let me count the genres...
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Ah, Hentai, let me count the genres...
Posted: Jan 10th 2010 10:19PM Chris DPSN AggieCEO XBLThe Aggi said
uhhhhh its FAR Easier to get your hands on porn than a violent game....
I can litterally google "Fucking machines" and there it is.....gas powered pistons fucking bitches!!!
in order to get a violent game I have to get up and go to a store(assuming I'm your average person that knows NOTHING about how to download and install pirated games)
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I can litterally google "Fucking machines" and there it is.....gas powered pistons fucking bitches!!!
in order to get a violent game I have to get up and go to a store(assuming I'm your average person that knows NOTHING about how to download and install pirated games)
Posted: Jan 10th 2010 10:26PM Bubbameister33 said
"gas powered pistons" was that funniest part of your comment. Google is really naughty when Safe Search is off.
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Posted: Jan 10th 2010 10:19PM (Unverified) said
Yep, this guy is just dripping in credibility.
Wait, that's not credibility...eww...
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Wait, that's not credibility...eww...
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