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Posted: Jan 10th 2010 10:02PM touch said

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I wonder what he thinks about pornographic video games. Actually, I wonder if he thinks at all, with all that blood in his brain usually flowing to other place(s).
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Posted: Jan 10th 2010 10:35PM DevilSei said

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Flowing? I just thought all the blood pooled and coagulated there, along with the parts of the brain necessary for life-sustaining functions.
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Posted: Jan 10th 2010 11:14PM touch said

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I would certainly hope it didn't coagulate, considering that means it's clotting. Can you imagine that happening down there? Let's all say it together now: EWWWWWWWWWW
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Posted: Jan 10th 2010 11:16PM Ridgecity said

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He was the voice of the VHS generation!!

NO, HE DIDN'T!!!
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Posted: Jan 11th 2010 2:42AM simbadogg said

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pornographic video games...actually, it hasn't been created yet. though from what i remember on 30 rock, tracy jordan was hard at work on it.

http://www.joystiq.com/2008/10/24/30-rock-tracy-jordans-porno-video-game-sells-61m-units/
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Posted: Jan 11th 2010 8:27AM Magresda said

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Ever heard of Rapelay? No? Consider yourself lucky.
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Posted: Jan 11th 2010 11:09AM FredFredrickson said

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Gotta love Super Hornio Bros.
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Posted: Jan 10th 2010 10:02PM Raiki said

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Good call Joystiq, though I wouldn't be surprised if they started banning video games in public venues in Australia.
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Posted: Jan 10th 2010 10:15PM Special Agent Steve said

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Ron Jeremy has the same mindset as Australia.
I guess that's why you got those 2 confused.
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Posted: Jan 10th 2010 10:04PM Bubbameister33 said

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Nice burn Griffin. Jeremy will surely feel that in the morning.
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Posted: Jan 10th 2010 10:08PM nytrojen said

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Not half as much as the burn he'll feel in certain other places. At least video games won't give me STDs... at least I sure hope not
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Posted: Jan 10th 2010 10:10PM HydrophobicFish PSN ID Hydrophob said

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Nytrojen, if you play video games, then you have absolutely no reason at all to fear STD's.
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Posted: Jan 10th 2010 10:14PM nytrojen said

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Why are you even ON a gaming website if you just inferred that people who play video games don't get sex??? Advertising your PSN name just confuses me even more... While you're at it you might as well shoot yourself in the other foot...
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Posted: Jan 10th 2010 10:18PM Alaric said

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sounded like a fairly innocent joke to me, dont get so defensive
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Posted: Jan 10th 2010 10:18PM Morisato13 said

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I think he's using the "it takes one to know one" stance, which which research has proven to be far superior to the "I'm rubber and you're glue" argument.
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Posted: Jan 10th 2010 10:22PM (Unverified) said

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So if you give him crap for just a PSN name, I must be your mortal enemy, eh?
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Posted: Jan 10th 2010 10:22PM Joystiq said

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People get defensive when something that they don't want to admit is true, so im sad to say that NYTROJEN isn't getting any. come on and get 'er done.
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Posted: Jan 10th 2010 10:30PM nytrojen said

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In retrospect, I really should've picked up on that... now I look like a complete boob
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Posted: Jan 10th 2010 10:43PM Sly C said

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@Brad

nope, that award goes to chris down there. he has a steam name over you, so he's gotcha beat.
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Posted: Jan 10th 2010 10:45PM (Unverified) said

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Damn! ;)
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Posted: Jan 10th 2010 11:03PM Geoff900 said

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@Nytrojen, Always wear a condom, just incase if your that worried.
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Posted: Jan 10th 2010 11:23PM BananaBoat said

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Hydrophobicfish gets the memorial burn of the day award.
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Posted: Jan 10th 2010 10:07PM Revving Injuns said

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Where can I read the result of this so called "research" for myself Mr. Hedgehog?
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Posted: Jan 10th 2010 10:31PM MystileArmor said

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The insides of his ass... I'm pretty sure it won't be a problem getting to read it either.
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Posted: Jan 10th 2010 10:37PM freaparn said

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Ron Jeremy once stated in an interview with Maxim that as long as the man pulled out before ejaculation, it was impossible to catch AIDS. Considering the field of work he's been in and around over the years, that pretty much sums up how much research he does.
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Posted: Jan 10th 2010 10:11PM Mr Khan said

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How would he feel about H games, or other combinations of the genres?
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Posted: Jan 10th 2010 10:14PM Sinkwater said

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Why are my two favorite things bad for me?
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Posted: Jan 10th 2010 10:16PM Special Agent Steve said

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No, no, no. They're only bad for you if you're under 18.
18+ and you're good to watch pron and play video games at the same time!
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Posted: Jan 10th 2010 10:16PM The Aquacharger said

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Because life hates us.
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Posted: Jan 10th 2010 10:17PM nytrojen said

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because otherwise we'd all be too busy humping with a controller in one hand to get anything else done in life
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Posted: Jan 11th 2010 3:04AM The Blank Mage Returns said

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Which is why everyone's afraid of sex-bots.
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Posted: Jan 11th 2010 10:19AM JeezWhiz87 said

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That's why Bayonetta has both an M rating, and a one handed mode.
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Posted: Jan 10th 2010 10:15PM kojo87 said

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he was just on some daytime courtroom show suing some other pornstar for like $200. do we really care what he has to say about this? or anything for that matter
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Posted: Jan 11th 2010 3:35AM mietha said

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This pretty much sums it up...
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Posted: Jan 10th 2010 10:15PM MystileArmor said

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Ron Jeremy can suck it!
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Oh shit...Wait, i take that back....
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Posted: Jan 10th 2010 10:17PM Special Agent Steve said

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He's coming for you chocolate boy.
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Posted: Jan 10th 2010 10:38PM nytrojen said

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There's only game that Ron plays... and I don't think you're going to enjoy "hide the bratwurst" almost as much as he does
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Posted: Jan 10th 2010 11:19PM philmcfail said

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Heh more like wRONg Jeremy! Ha! Anyone? Yeah...
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Posted: Jan 10th 2010 10:16PM Alaric said

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Cant video games and porn get along? like in Bayonetta
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Posted: Jan 10th 2010 10:19PM Chris DPSN AggieCEO XBLThe Aggi said

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Thats not porn....that bitchs hair is all in the way and shit....
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Posted: Jan 10th 2010 10:32PM MystileArmor said

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Doesn't porn require some form of sexual activity? Otherwise every "unrated" dvd I own is porn.
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Posted: Jan 10th 2010 10:36PM MystileArmor said

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Oh and I'm not talking about all the porn dvd's I own.
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Posted: Jan 11th 2010 12:07AM (Unverified) said

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@Chris: No, it's porn. It's Japanese... Hair is apparently what they get off to.
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Posted: Jan 11th 2010 2:33AM lobotomies4free said

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so hair in the way makes it not porn?

hmmm.

nobody tell the germans ok?
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Posted: Jan 11th 2010 3:06AM The Blank Mage Returns said

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@ Traceur

Ah, Hentai, let me count the genres...
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Posted: Jan 11th 2010 7:41AM Unvrfd said

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@Mystile - pornography (literally "writing about harlots") is a graphic depiction meant to arouse the viewer. Sorry.
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Posted: Jan 10th 2010 10:19PM Chris DPSN AggieCEO XBLThe Aggi said

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uhhhhh its FAR Easier to get your hands on porn than a violent game....

I can litterally google "Fucking machines" and there it is.....gas powered pistons fucking bitches!!!


in order to get a violent game I have to get up and go to a store(assuming I'm your average person that knows NOTHING about how to download and install pirated games)
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Posted: Jan 10th 2010 10:26PM Bubbameister33 said

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"gas powered pistons" was that funniest part of your comment. Google is really naughty when Safe Search is off.
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Posted: Jan 10th 2010 10:19PM (Unverified) said

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Yep, this guy is just dripping in credibility.

Wait, that's not credibility...eww...
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Posted: Jan 10th 2010 10:19PM willooi said

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Sounds to me like he's thinking with his ****
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