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Posted: Jan 11th 2010 5:50PM (Unverified) said

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Sega, at most have Sonic and Knuckles. That's it.

NO MORE!

Posted: Jan 11th 2010 5:53PM s ls said

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yeah right, I rather just see Sonic and Tails with co-op
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Posted: Jan 11th 2010 6:03PM Uncle Jesse said

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Jesus.

Do you work or are you in school, Bradwart? I'm not actually trying to be a jerk to you or anything. I don't care if you post all the time. I just want to know HOW you can post all the time. I'm curious because you are everywhere at every time and I don't know how you could possibly be able to do so if you were working or something.

That being said, if you are at work right now, can you send me an application?
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Posted: Jan 11th 2010 6:08PM sonicspike41 said

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Screw you both.

Sonic, Tails AND Knuckles! The perfect trio! Top that bitches.
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Posted: Jan 11th 2010 6:14PM Granger said

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All take all three too, as long as they NEVER talk.
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Posted: Jan 11th 2010 6:20PM FredFredrickson said

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Sonic and Dr. Robotnik are the only characters needed. Tails would be fine, and maybe Knuckles. And that's it.
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Posted: Jan 11th 2010 6:42PM (Unverified) said

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Jesse, I'm pretty sure Bradwart hasn't graduated/gotten a job yet, because nobody over 18 would care so much about Sonic/Knuckles or Sith roleplaying in the comments section of a gaming blog.

- Larry Davis, creator and star of Curd Your Bamboozleasm.
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Posted: Jan 11th 2010 6:43PM (Unverified) said

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Yeah., Filthy, because your dozen profiles is so normal...
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Posted: Jan 11th 2010 6:46PM (Unverified) said

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yeah. all 2 of them. you never did say how you came to the conclusion I was Sanders, I'd still like to hear that.
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Posted: Jan 11th 2010 6:49PM (Unverified) said

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Since all your accounts were banned, the posts are gone, but the context clues should tell the tale, moron.

http://www.joystiq.com/2010/01/04/gamasutra-compiles-the-99-best-free-games-of-2009/
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Posted: Jan 11th 2010 6:55PM (Unverified) said

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Um. I don't remember that article at all. Did someone else claim to be me? It's hard to tell from what's left but it just looks like someone else didn't like Dragon Age and you were like OH NO SOMEONE ELSE DOESNT LIKE BADGAME: ORIGINS THEY MUST BE FILTHY. Then I guess they were like "YUP IM HIM HURF HURF" and you believed it. I dunno.

You seem to be pretty set in stone about the whole thing, but if a joystiq higher-up would check IPs or something they'd find this and FA are the only two accounts I've had. I know they won't, since they seem to just sit on their asses most of the time, though.

I really don't care enough about you to make multiple accounts simply to troll you. I make legitimate comments as well, you're just an extremely easy target most of the time. Also you're paranoid as hell man maybe you should get some meds.
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Posted: Jan 11th 2010 7:01PM (Unverified) said

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Well, than that's just insane. Perhaps Sanders was you as well...

Let's just agree to be mortal enemies and not talk to each other again.
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Posted: Jan 11th 2010 7:09PM (Unverified) said

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BRRRROTHER! Your paranoia has gotten too sever. The only one with multiple personas here is you!
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Posted: Jan 11th 2010 7:12PM (Unverified) said

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severe*

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Posted: Jan 11th 2010 7:13PM (Unverified) said

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Before you say it, that's not me either.
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Posted: Jan 11th 2010 7:25PM (Unverified) said

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you guys talk/rant to much, stick to the subject.
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Posted: Jan 11th 2010 7:37PM Ryuk said

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this is so pathetic
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Posted: Jan 11th 2010 7:56PM original fred said

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I think they're all (including bradwart) the same person. In fact I'm pretty sure Joystiq only has 5 actual commenters and a thousand proxy accounts.
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Posted: Jan 11th 2010 7:58PM Spunky Monkey 190906 said

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Calm down females, nobody really cares who works, who has several profiles, so why you guys felt the need to bring up these irrelevant topics is beyond me. I'm sitting here wondering what has that got to do with gaming and why should I give a damn.

What I do care about though, is how come Sonic seems to have so many friends on his facebook page to appear in each game made? He's making friends like no tomorrow.

*Adds sonic to facebook*
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Posted: Jan 11th 2010 10:50PM Tiptup300 said

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All the characters they need.

Sonic / Sonic & Tails / Knuckles

Done.
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Posted: Jan 12th 2010 10:20AM Soiden said

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Why Sonic or Tails or Knuckles?
Just put Bradwart and Filthy and you have hours and hours of hilarious stories.
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Posted: Jan 11th 2010 5:52PM donndarko said

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Sega should be doing the opposite by adding a new characters to the picture, not hyping us up by crossing off the characters we CAN'T play as.

Posted: Jan 11th 2010 5:54PM jefwif said

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hahahahahahahaa-wait.



are you serious?
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Posted: Jan 11th 2010 5:54PM (Unverified) said

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If you're serious, I hope Sega doesn't take your advice.
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Posted: Jan 11th 2010 8:01PM Spunky Monkey 190906 said

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Roflmao, Sonic has more friends then anyone here :D He makes a new friend every second. Sonic games have been declining in popularity since the first. What do these two things tell you?
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Posted: Jan 11th 2010 9:29PM RageOverdose said

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Correlation does not equal causation?
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Posted: Jan 11th 2010 5:53PM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said

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Sega, I want to punch you in the dick.

Posted: Jan 11th 2010 6:07PM KillerSlinky said

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dick punching always gets the up vote. I approve
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Posted: Jan 11th 2010 6:28PM (Unverified) said

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I approve your approval.
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Posted: Jan 11th 2010 8:20PM JXCGunrunna said

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And I will dick punch anyone who disapproves.
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Posted: Jan 11th 2010 8:33PM Cypher FDP said

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Just a punch?
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Posted: Jan 11th 2010 9:29PM HardBoiled2009 said

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it's been awhile since i saw a post from you Captain Planet ! good too know your still around ! i like your posts.


Can i have a Power Captain Planet ?
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Posted: Jan 11th 2010 5:54PM LaughingTarget said

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Then comes:

Peter the Platypus
Ralph the River Crocodile
Susan Sloth
Boris the Bornean Clouded Leopard
Carl the Caracal
Bob the Barracuda
Sam the Spectacled Bear

and

Bruce Campbell

Posted: Jan 11th 2010 5:55PM Sly C said

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boris sounds awesome. the rest can suck it though.
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Posted: Jan 11th 2010 5:58PM LaughingTarget said

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If a Sonic game had Bruce Campbell as the main playable character, I would buy 10 copies because Bruce makes everything he's in awesome.
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Posted: Jan 11th 2010 6:15PM DanB91 said

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Boris the spider
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Posted: Jan 11th 2010 7:24PM bongoes said

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Sonic and Bruce. I would buy it.

Also I second Boris the Spider. Great song.
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Posted: Jan 11th 2010 8:31PM Cypher FDP said

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Segata Sanshiro, anyone?
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Posted: Jan 12th 2010 1:25PM CubeGuy said

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I would accept Perry the Platypus as an addition. =/
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Posted: Jan 11th 2010 5:55PM Sly C said

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why the fuck is knuckles not on that list?! he's the only character besides sonic who doesn't deserve to get killed in some horrific manner.

Posted: Jan 11th 2010 6:44PM (Unverified) said

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Not really. He was basically the starting point for the horrible "extended family" of the Sonic games. The slippery slope, if you will.
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Posted: Jan 11th 2010 5:56PM (Unverified) said

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Seeing as how Tails, Knuckles, and Eggman aren't on the list, I wouldn't be surprised for every character but Sonic to be eliminated from it.

Although I really do like Shadow.

Posted: Jan 11th 2010 6:08PM Sly C said

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probably sonic and needlemouse would be the only ones left. maybe shadow too. if any others survive the massacre, there will be blood.
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Posted: Jan 11th 2010 6:45PM (Unverified) said

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needlemouse is a joke on hedgehog, it's the project name you idiot not an actual character
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Posted: Jan 11th 2010 7:51PM Sly C said

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are you retarded? all the names on the picture above are names of potential playable characters. one is "sonic's new friend mr. needlemouse".
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Posted: Jan 11th 2010 9:08PM (Unverified) said

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Which is a joke based on the project name.

Or did you think the "dolphin" codename for the Gamecube was real and the console would actually be shaped like a dolphin?
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Posted: Jan 11th 2010 9:13PM (Unverified) said

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In fact this countdown is a joke too, I guess I should explain since you seem to not understand obvious things. The "Project Needlemouse" game is specifically meant to get back to Sonic's roots. This means the only possible playable character in the image is Sonic. Even the shadowed image looks like the Genesis Sonics, and in those the only playables were Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles. When you realize they aren't in the image, it only leaves Sonic.

I can't believe I actually had to explain this to (I assume) a fully grown human being. It also makes me ashamed to be a Sly Cooper fan.
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Posted: Jan 11th 2010 11:43PM Sly C said

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1. that gamecube analogy makes no sense. how does that make any sense at all?
2. fully grown? nope. just turned 15.
3. it's sega. don't underestimate their new character making skills. if it was any other company, i would probably think the same way you do. but it's sega, so i'm not gonna believe it's a joke until needlemouse gets released.
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Posted: Jan 12th 2010 3:59AM (Unverified) said

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1. Because you're taking it extremely literally
2. It shows
3. Yes Sonic Team is totally retarded but this is specifically an attempt to get older gamers to not hate them anymore. If they actually did make a new character, why expend the effort in making what old-school fans want (a new 2D game)?
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Posted: Jan 12th 2010 7:17AM Verg said

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Why the hell is Larry Davis' post downvoted? That's the most sence I've seen out of all the comments here.
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