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Posted: Jan 12th 2010 11:23AM iamnotafish said

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STAMOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

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Posted: Jan 12th 2010 11:49AM MrAlex said

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The tongues and fists line is genius, you should write homo-erotic literature.
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Posted: Jan 12th 2010 10:38AM carmaction said

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I wasn't sure how I felt about you until I read 'their tongues and fists collide'. I laughed my ass off. I award you 17 kudos.

Posted: Jan 12th 2010 10:40AM carmaction said

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I was just one click short of not looking like a jackass today. Son of a gun.
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Posted: Jan 12th 2010 10:54AM (Unverified) said

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This game is all washed up allready after the shitty demo that froze my ps3 time and time again trying to play coop im sure im not alone in wanting to skip this one and the editor saying the graffix were good .. not... only the cut scenes were good the rest was so so playing on my 1080p set via hdmi

Posted: Jan 12th 2010 11:39AM carmaction said

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Substantial useage of the phrase 'NOT!'. Also, I can't believe you play in 1080p with HDMI! You must be rich and/or a sultan.
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Posted: Jan 12th 2010 11:54AM MrAlex said

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The demo graphics were pretty bad, but it was a large demo, so they may have done that purposefully to save space.
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Posted: Jan 12th 2010 11:13AM Jerkamie said

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Awesome im 60% done downloading it

Posted: Jan 12th 2010 11:36AM EJ A said

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Solid co-op? This should hold me over until Splinter Cell.

Posted: Jan 12th 2010 11:38AM MrAlex said

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Note to reviewer: The healing mini game wasn't in the original either; they cut it during the delay.

The original was great and I will at minimum rent this and play with a friend, I enjoyed the demo and I'm glad their expanding the customisation.

Posted: Jan 12th 2010 11:48AM Forchy said

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Gonna grab this game today. Didn't try the demo. I did play the mag beta, which I was looking forward to, until I played it. Terrible terrible game. From what I played. I'd rather play this or killzone2 than that crap

Posted: Jan 12th 2010 11:57AM LuTon James said

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It seems ok but it's pretty hard to play this when you can just play u2 or splinter cell next month.

Posted: Jan 12th 2010 12:05PM TheDarkWayne said

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This is an odd question to ask, but to anyone who has played it, what's the custom mask feature like? The demo let you pick out masks but said the total customization was locked, what's it like? Is it like Forza level detail where you can manipulate everything or are there just a few base templates and doodads?

Posted: Jan 12th 2010 5:25PM MacGyver10 said

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you sign up for an EA account at Armyof Two.com and you can use their pre-existing shapes and such to create a mask or emblem. it's actually pretty robust and i will be donning someone's user-created Red Power Ranger mask i found when i play.
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Posted: Jan 12th 2010 1:25PM Professor Lario said

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The first was one of the worst games I have ever played. Never has a game caused gun play to be so awkward and frustrating.

Here's hoping the second one fixes that.

Posted: Jan 12th 2010 1:51PM kentuckyfried said

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Did we even play the same game?
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Posted: Jan 12th 2010 1:59PM Professor Lario said

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I know - right!? It seems some really enjoyed this one. I barely made it to the end. The co-op kept me going.
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Posted: Jan 12th 2010 1:40PM xFenixKnightx said

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First off I enjoyed the 1st game even though it was not what I thought it was going to be. I accepted it for what it was and enjoyed it. From the demo of this game it seems the guns weren't updated from the 1st game. A shame because that was my biggest gripe. Again, they sound the same and aiming is slugish. Not to mention theres lag between time you pull the trigger and when the gun actually shoots. That, IMO, is inexcusable. Eh, I might rent it if I ever get more game time. I've been having AssCreed II on the shelf and still havent touched it becuase of MW2, damnit!

*Rangers lead the way*

Posted: Jan 12th 2010 1:56PM kentuckyfried said

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Ass Creed still sounds ripe for making a porno...

Anyhow, yeah, AC2 is good. I'm finding it hard to keep going on it though when I'm distracted by requests to play specs ops in mw2 or co-op in borderlands in the past 2 weeks.
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Posted: Jan 12th 2010 2:35PM Vidikron said

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Where do you get that the guns are the same? The reviews I've read seem to indicate there's more depth to the guns this time. Check out Kotaku's review. They have a section devoted to the guns...check out the "Needs More Zebra" category in the "Loved" section.
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Posted: Jan 14th 2010 2:00AM PedoJokerBear said

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Ass Creed
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Posted: Jan 12th 2010 3:16PM SquallRinoa89 said

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Demo ran flawless on my end. Was pretty happy about that and the fact there has been a shortage of games that have Co-oP where i can play online with a friend or with a friend at home. I'm gonna have to check this game out.

Posted: Jan 12th 2010 3:30PM (Unverified) said

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Demo didn't impress me gameplay wise, and technically (crashes, lockups, etc...)

I like the concept, though.

Posted: Jan 12th 2010 4:30PM (Unverified) said

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More like 'bro'-mo-erotic literature.

Posted: Jan 12th 2010 5:28PM MacGyver10 said

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i think you may have meant to say two copies of the first game seeing as this game just came out today.

Posted: Jan 12th 2010 6:44PM (Unverified) said

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The first one was at least hilarious. The demo for this one took itself way too seriously and couldn't redeem the subpar... Well, everything.

Posted: Jan 12th 2010 8:05PM (Unverified) said

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BUY IT!

I have it, it's great. Even playing the game yourself is good fun.
It's hard to put down

Posted: Jan 12th 2010 8:46PM (Unverified) said

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I love this game I really do but good god is it a mess! Please release a patch soon! Both my co-op partner and I have experienced a dozen drop-outs (netcode issue not our end), I've had two system freezes and two game freezes and he's had 3 game freezes and one system freeze. Not to mention the fact that they mapped the heal partner to THE FUCKING A BUTTON ARHGGGGHGHGHHHH!!!! WTF! The left bumper is used for nothing! I can't tell you how many times I have selected A to heal and my character vaults over a wall to his death or runs out into the line of fire to die.

Posted: Jan 12th 2010 8:47PM (Unverified) said

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Even though the game is severely annoying in that way we've been playing nearly nonstop since 11am. Had to take a break though because the glitches in the game are enough to make you want to pull your hair out when playing on Contractor difficulty.
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Posted: Jan 12th 2010 10:52PM (Unverified) said

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"I love this game but it's a piece of shit!" - you
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Posted: Jan 12th 2010 10:55PM (Unverified) said

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You make it so black n white. I really enjoy the game, it's great fun, but a patch is needed. Hopefully the developers support it.
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Posted: Jan 18th 2010 7:11PM Quayle said

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I laugh at the people who say this game shouldn't force you to play Co-op to enjoy it, it doesn't single player is fun but look at the title Army of "TWO", like obviously it's going to focus on co-opertiveness and not single minded....sure the AI is dumb at times and screws things up but this game gets to be really enjoyable and doesn't feel like CoD:MW2 single player where you feel like your doing the same over and over again I really enjoyed this games campaign vs alot of other shooter campaigns.

Posted: Jan 20th 2010 2:43PM (Unverified) said

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The first time I popped in the game, I experienced audio issues. Its like the bass was nonexistant or something. The only thing you could hear is the ambient sounds of the city, and the voices were whisper level. I tried to fix this, but the game has no AUDIO menu!! Help plz?

Posted: Jan 22nd 2010 5:29AM (Unverified) said

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I love this game...

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