Click to Titanic-size.
If we didn't know better, we'd assume this game was all about wet t-shirt contests. That should sound absolutely titillating to the average GameStop and Wal-Mart shopper, right?
Click to Titanic-size.
If we didn't know better, we'd assume this game was all about wet t-shirt contests. That should sound absolutely titillating to the average GameStop and Wal-Mart shopper, right?
Reader Comments (27)
Posted: Jan 12th 2010 1:48PM Courtney said
David Cage's Titter? Is that a Freudian slip caused by the box art?
Posted: Jan 12th 2010 2:29PM Andrew Yoon said
ItchyBarracuda figured out my not-so-devious puzzle.
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Posted: Jan 12th 2010 1:52PM (Unverified) said
...why couldn't we get the European cover art?
Posted: Jan 12th 2010 1:54PM (Unverified) said
Don't like it. I like the EU art way more. But I guess it's the only way they are gonna captivate more people to buy it.
Posted: Jan 12th 2010 2:10PM ItchyBarracuda said
It's funny because the word tit was used four separate times in this article.
Posted: Jan 12th 2010 2:14PM osirus824 said
Thanks SCEA. For a supposedly mature game, the L00K BEWBS approach to boxart is disappointing and more than a little insulting.
Have we learned nothing from Uncharted? The women in that game are likable without having to resort to T&A.
Have we learned nothing from Uncharted? The women in that game are likable without having to resort to T&A.
Posted: Jan 12th 2010 2:18PM CrimsonRyan said
Its BEAUTIFUL.
Posted: Jan 12th 2010 2:28PM CableStone said
Hehehe, another hilarious typo. "Titter"? For real?
Posted: Jan 12th 2010 2:49PM andsoitgoes said
Titter FTW ;)
That box art, hot as those polygons may be, is terrible compared to the UK simplicity.
Man... that UK box art... Gorgeous.
That box art, hot as those polygons may be, is terrible compared to the UK simplicity.
Man... that UK box art... Gorgeous.
Posted: Jan 12th 2010 3:42PM Johnnynumber5 is powered by cell said
I prefer this cover to the EUR one. It's basically the same thing just with the four characters On the front. It's not like she has a nighty, bunny ears and is in a pinup pose. It's an adult game with taboo subjects (see striptease at gunpoint scene) and this cover hardly detracts or misrepresents the games content. I'm so hyped for this game and I'm glad it's finally near release. Easily my third most anticipated with GT5 and FF13. Hope it exceeds the hype like AC2 & UC2.
Posted: Jan 12th 2010 6:45PM (Unverified) said
Why do US releases always get the worst boxart of any market?
Posted: Jan 12th 2010 7:57PM Levi said
Wasn't going to buy it, but that rack totally changed my mind
Posted: Jan 12th 2010 8:51PM UnverifiedUser said
I agree with johnnynumber5. Its not like she has a wet t-shirt on, a pair of DDs and a pitcher of beer. I like it. The simplistic nature of the EU cover has its own style, but seeing the main characters is cool, too.
Posted: Jan 12th 2010 9:00PM Nobledevil Gaming Optimist said
Does anyone else agree with me that despite the manufactured good looks of the people on the cover, the heavy-set detective seems to have the most actual character? Maybe it's because his eyes are closed so he doesn't look super creepy - plus his age gives him a more distinguished, memorable appearance.
Posted: Jan 14th 2010 12:53PM (Unverified) said
I was thinking similar things when I saw this. I think I might try to get the European version.
Posted: Jan 15th 2010 9:35AM phizzyphizzy said
Is that four characters? The first and third look like the same guy with and without beard.
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