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Posted: Jan 13th 2010 11:04PM (Unverified) said

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"Worst Reviewed Movie of the Year."

*ahem*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8u7px_GzWQ

Posted: Jan 13th 2010 11:09PM Funkmaster General said

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Somehow, for some reason, with the stars properly aligned, I found the use of that clip so utterly fantastic that it has made me giddy.
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Posted: Jan 14th 2010 7:08AM xGeneral DEATHxDEETH82 said

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How you found that clip, and its utterly appropriate usage, both gave me lolz this morning, thanks. +1
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Posted: Jan 13th 2010 11:05PM (Unverified) said

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Raul Julia was much better.

Posted: Jan 13th 2010 11:15PM (Unverified) said

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Agreed.

10/100
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Posted: Jan 13th 2010 11:05PM s ls said

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why was this movie even thought of let alone filmed -_-'

Posted: Jan 13th 2010 11:16PM (Unverified) said

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Because Capcom be craaaaaazy.

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Posted: Jan 13th 2010 11:08PM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said

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I think I'm more shocked that it's not a Uwe Boll movie.

Posted: Jan 13th 2010 11:16PM (Unverified) said

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Uwe Boll sucks.

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Posted: Jan 14th 2010 3:23AM Stevetrop Man of Mystery said

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I think if Uwe boll had done it there would have been more washed up stars, more partial nudity, and way more cheesy fighting involved,
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Posted: Jan 13th 2010 11:09PM Ezio Auditore da Firenze said

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Why, it's a major award!

Frageelee. That must be Italian....

http://blog.cleveland.com/business/2008/05/newleglamp.jpg

Posted: Jan 13th 2010 11:17PM (Unverified) said

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lol @ the pic.

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Posted: Jan 14th 2010 12:26AM (Unverified) said

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god damn it you beat me to it
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Posted: Jan 13th 2010 11:13PM (Unverified) said

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Fools!!. This is the greatest movie ever made!!.

Posted: Jan 13th 2010 11:17PM (Unverified) said

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You must be crazy. It sucked beyond belief.
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Posted: Jan 13th 2010 11:18PM (Unverified) said

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Posted: Jan 13th 2010 11:22PM (Unverified) said

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I have to say, I love great movies by great directors, the Tarantinos, the Nolans, the Eastwoods, the Bruckheimers', but I actually liked the Chun-Li movie. Kristin Kreuk might have had something to do with that, because I really love Smallville, but I didn't think it was all that terrible. I mean, I can understand why someone would say that it sucked, Neal McDonough was terrible as Bison, and the story was sort of Karate-Kid formulaic, but I'm sorry, I liked it.

Posted: Jan 13th 2010 11:23PM Jawmuncher said

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100/100

Posted: Jan 13th 2010 11:24PM (Unverified) said

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Damn it. Looks like you broke the code. I've reached my posting quote for today, but I will be back tomorrow!
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Posted: Jan 13th 2010 11:52PM (Unverified) said

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Oh, look. Mixamp is another hypocrite.
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Posted: Jan 14th 2010 12:06AM (Unverified) said

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Hello, my posting buddy. Get some good nights sleep today so we can both post with full energy tomorrow. Ensure you get a complete breakfast in the morning.

Don't let the haters let you down!
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Posted: Jan 14th 2010 12:29AM (Unverified) said

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I'd suggest you start making real posts instead of trolling.
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Posted: Jan 13th 2010 11:25PM nighttime said

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The only movie to make the makers of the Super Mario Bros. movie, wince?

Posted: Jan 14th 2010 5:59AM (Unverified) said

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HOW DARE U SLANDER THAT AWESOME MARIO MOVIE
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Posted: Jan 13th 2010 11:49PM Tab said

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Some movies are so bad they're funny but this one is just bad. Kevin Clein's "Charlie" was so poorly acted, I actually go in a trance watching him. It really is that bad.

Posted: Jan 13th 2010 11:55PM Tab said

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Now that I think of it, it wasn't just his acting that was bad. His character was poorly written too. He lost his stake out target by pretending to make out with someone and then again where he just fell asleep. That kind of ineptitude has to be intentional but I don't get why. Somebody tell me what was right about that movie.
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Posted: Jan 14th 2010 12:36AM (Unverified) said

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I still kind of want to see it. Kristen Krueck is very attractive.

Posted: Jan 14th 2010 12:38AM Platy said

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From every genre of gaming .... the fighting game genre is the one with most adaptations, with street fighter, the hundret mortal kombat movies, now tekken and if you count ... double dragon

From every genre of gaming .... the fighting game genre is the most famous for sucking at story

Than again ... the street fighter animes are actualy very cool .... but .... you can always count on hollywood to make a franchise movie without anything close to the franchise's ....stuffs

Posted: Jan 14th 2010 5:03AM pika2000 said

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You forgot DoA, and the upcoming KOF movie where Kyo Kusanagi is white.
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Posted: Jan 14th 2010 6:01AM Vordus said

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I suspect that fighting games are easier to film because most of them take place on earth in the modern day, feature easily recognisable characters (thus allowing them to be thrown into any plot and still to say the movie's based on the game), and focus on hand-to-hand fight scenes which are nice and cheap to film compared to the epic CGI needed for fantasy or sci-fi films.

Or at least that's what the people who pick up the rights think. Then we end up with trash like this.
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Posted: Jan 14th 2010 11:20AM Brother Unit No 4 said

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Tekken may actually be decent because it actually has some semblance of a story to follow. Of course it gets A LOT more jumbled the further along you go. I think the Tekken movie will probably be the best fighting game film released.

That's not saying much, but there's no way it'll be as bad as some of the others.
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Posted: Jan 14th 2010 1:44AM Cap Morgan said

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Time to vote. Worst video game movie of all time.

My vote- The Wizard.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wizard_(film)

Posted: Jan 14th 2010 1:57AM Dao Jones said

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It was more like an advertisement! Sadly, I LOVED that movie when it came out on video! Really got me pumped up for SMB3!
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Posted: Jan 14th 2010 3:28AM Stevetrop Man of Mystery said

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No way can you vote The Wizard to be the worst video game movie of all time. It was a big NES infomercial. Super Mario Bros. 3, The Power Glove, Rad Racer, Ninja Gaiden. They all made a show in that movie. That movie was for the Nintendo generation,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AacoxHFYvZw&feature=related

I love the Power Glove.... It's so bad
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Posted: Jan 14th 2010 2:47AM Courtney said

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And now I know not to read the NYTimes for movie reviews. Something good did come from all this.

Posted: Jan 14th 2010 5:18AM gohan224 said

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the amazing thing was... there were so MANY bad movies that came out in 2009! (dragonball, GI Joe,... etc) its amazing that this one was worse!

Posted: Jan 14th 2010 5:24AM (Unverified) said

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Maybe it was because of Kristin Kreuk. She gets a major award from me.

Posted: Jan 14th 2010 8:08AM Gnoll said

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Let's not forget guys that (at least the last time I checked) they already had plans to make even more of these Street Fighter films, entirely based on the fact that people still buy the old one.

I wonder if ten years from now teenagers are going to be buying this movie because they've heard all these stories about how bad it was. The old SF movie is fun to watch now, The Wizard is absolutely fantastic...maybe one day this movie will be a whole lot better.

To be entirely fair, as terrible as this movie was I had so much fun seeing it since my friend and I were the only ones in the theater, meaning we got to react very loudly to everything that happened. Well worth the admission price.

Posted: Jan 14th 2010 11:31AM Brother Unit No 4 said

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Here's what I don't understand. It shouldn't take much to make a Street Fighter movie. The plot is pretty straightforward from the perspective of any of the primary heroes. Ryu wants to be the best fighter in the world so he goes around fighting and training with anyone who's willing. Guile and Chun-li are both trying to take down M. Bison, the head of a worldwide terrorist organization, and also to get revenge for the loss of loved ones by his hand. I mean come on! They don't need to add anything extra. Just follow the basic plot points and give us lots of fighting with REAL martial artists. Sure they can occasionally toss in a fireball but come on!

What I wouldn't do is combine the Ryu and Guile and Chun-li plotlines. Give each one it's own movie so that each story feels fulfilling. Also, stop trying to cram every damn fighter into a 2-hour time slot! Anybody who's not major never gets a fair shake. And Ryu should never have to play second fiddle to Guile. Ryu's the face of the freaking franchise.
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Posted: Jan 14th 2010 12:19PM Gnoll said

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I'm not exactly sure what you're getting at considering Chun-li got her own movie and it was awful, and I'm pretty sure the next one is about Ryu (going by the ending of the Chun-li one) and it's going to be terrible too. If blending the plotlines was the problem, Legend of Chun-li would have been good.
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Posted: Jan 14th 2010 10:10AM (Unverified) said

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The NYT at time of release gave poor reviews to Star Wars, Empire Strikes Back, Sleeping Beauty, The Godfather II, etc. They're a pretty terrible source for movie reviews.

Posted: Jan 14th 2010 11:47AM TreyIM2 said

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OMG, this movie was so bad that it deserves the OMG acronym to start off my comment about it. Then what's EVEN WORSE is how in the extras they talk all this non-sense and try to come across as if they actually took making this movie seriously. Horrible. Glad I didn't have to "pay for the Blu-ray rental", as an individual, since I already have an online Blockbuster account. If it were old school renting, it wouldn't have been rented by me, and THAT'S sho-nuff.

Posted: Jan 14th 2010 12:04PM (Unverified) said

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I can't wait to get it on Blu ray!!!!!

Posted: Jan 14th 2010 4:49PM Axcalibur said

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I knew going into this movie that it wouldn't be "true" to the street fighter storyline (but at this point, what is? With multiple games, movies, animes, comics, etc...). So with this mindset, I was able to chill and not critique any "street fighter inconsistancies" and I came away enjoying the movie for what it was. The characters that were in the movie were portrayed quite well in some cases, such as Chun-Li, Balrog, Vega and Bison, even if they weren't very "true" to the gaming counterparts.

I really doubt we'll see a sequel... in fact, I'd be surprised if we see another Street Fighter movie, period. But if someone, somehow makes one, I'll watch it (especially if someone makes a porn parody version!)

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