Then again, you probably have a good idea of where your little brother will be hiding it anyway; he's not very bright.
Then again, you probably have a good idea of where your little brother will be hiding it anyway; he's not very bright.
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Posted: Jan 15th 2010 5:32AM HighFiveJesus said
I could definately use that for storage and priceless bits.
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Posted: Jan 15th 2010 5:40AM Istari Spartan said
Not much point unless it's wall-mountable or can
itself be secured to a surface. But I guess it's
decent if you live somewhere where someone
is always using your stuff without permission.
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itself be secured to a surface. But I guess it's
decent if you live somewhere where someone
is always using your stuff without permission.
Posted: Jan 15th 2010 5:42AM HighFiveJesus said
exactly. and it can go into BIGGER things that aren't gonna open.
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Posted: Jan 15th 2010 1:59PM SisypheanLife said
You could always use a cable lock or a bicycle cord to secure it to a tv stand or dresser or something.
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Posted: Jan 15th 2010 5:58AM fanpages said
What a great product!
It conveniently saves times finding the individual items & provides a very handy portable case for all your valued console-based possessions for a thief to use to their advantage.
I must order approximately none of these.
Thanks.
BFN,
fp.
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It conveniently saves times finding the individual items & provides a very handy portable case for all your valued console-based possessions for a thief to use to their advantage.
I must order approximately none of these.
Thanks.
BFN,
fp.
Posted: Jan 15th 2010 5:37AM Admiral White said
Well, this storage locker is for people that own more than 2 games.
May I ask what 2 game you own?
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May I ask what 2 game you own?
Posted: Jan 15th 2010 5:42AM (Unverified) said
The idea is so that when a member of a stereotyped ethnic background breaks into your home, he or she can quickly and efficiently scoop up your prized games, and your console without having to deal with the hassle of stacks of games.
Ah, the wonders of modern day storage.
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Ah, the wonders of modern day storage.
Posted: Jan 15th 2010 6:08AM (Unverified) said
I lol'ed, but that isn't acceptable here. Prepare for downvoting!
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Posted: Jan 15th 2010 1:24PM (Unverified) said
Posted: Jan 15th 2010 5:44AM (Unverified) said
You're not going to get what's in here... unless... you pull... with your hand.
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Posted: Jan 15th 2010 5:44AM Istari Spartan said
You can always use it for other things.
Like keys, your favourite coffee mug,
ammo clips... you know... stuff.
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Like keys, your favourite coffee mug,
ammo clips... you know... stuff.
Posted: Jan 15th 2010 5:54AM (Unverified) said
@Admiral White,yeah the two i own are cluedo and monopoly
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Posted: Jan 15th 2010 6:07AM (Unverified) said
Damn.. I just realized how many I own. 80+ for the Wii/PS3/360 alone. I think I have an unhealthy addiction >.> This is not including the countless arcade/PSN games I have purchased, my steam games and current PC games... I also own 20 DS games and a few downloaded DSi games, no telling how many GBA/GB games I have either.
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Posted: Jan 15th 2010 6:10AM (Unverified) said
I'm pretty sure a swift kick would bust open that cheap metal screen. Kinda lame. I was hoping to see a really neat 360 styles metal school type locker. Call me when they have those! With controller racks w/ built in charger stations, a nice game rack for 100 or so games, etc etc etc.
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Posted: Jan 15th 2010 7:12AM sonicspike41 said
Agreed. Give me a nice standup metal locker, preferably a half-sized one, or one that's about 4 -5 feet tall. Any taller and it would probably be annoying trying to move it around.
Hey, while you're at it, put a keypad lock on there! That should at least deter a few of the idiot criminals.
"Oh shit, we can't just cut the lock off! What the hell are we gonna do now? If we kick it the fuckers will hear us, and we can't cut through the sides without making a noise either. Fuck this, let's just go to a Stop'n'Rob."
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Hey, while you're at it, put a keypad lock on there! That should at least deter a few of the idiot criminals.
"Oh shit, we can't just cut the lock off! What the hell are we gonna do now? If we kick it the fuckers will hear us, and we can't cut through the sides without making a noise either. Fuck this, let's just go to a Stop'n'Rob."
Posted: Jan 15th 2010 10:08AM butaneko said
Sounds like the NBA 2K10 special edition locker might be up your alley!
http://www.konsolekingz.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/nba-2k10-screenshot.jpg
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http://www.konsolekingz.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/nba-2k10-screenshot.jpg
Posted: Jan 15th 2010 7:16AM sonicspike41 said
i wouldn't mind if it was just a shelf made in that style. Maybe a bit wider (20 game cases wide?) and had at least 3 shelves for games, and perhaps a flat top for controllers. I might consider spending $40-$50 on that, but not for this storage locker.
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Posted: Jan 15th 2010 1:56PM Puertoricarious said
is it just me or did you just describe a regular shelf?
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Posted: Jan 16th 2010 3:31AM sonicspike41 said
A regular shelf, but with that metal mesh style. I like the look of that, but don't have a use for it as is.
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Posted: Jan 15th 2010 8:08AM sonicspike41 said
While newPCgadgets.com has chosen to [give the] product seen above the name "Xbox 360 Security Locker,"...
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Posted: Jan 15th 2010 9:17AM sonicspike41 said
A wild grammar error has appeared!
Joystiq biomass summons Richard Mitchell.
Richard Mitchell attacks with ninja edit!
It's super effective!
Wild grammar error runs away!
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Joystiq biomass summons Richard Mitchell.
Richard Mitchell attacks with ninja edit!
It's super effective!
Wild grammar error runs away!
Posted: Jan 15th 2010 7:57AM (Unverified) said
great idea, locking up the controllers stops my brother from using it when I am not around.
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Posted: Jan 15th 2010 10:02AM (Unverified) said
Wow, you are the only person that realized what it is for. I don't see why people think it is suppose to stop a criminal, how about instead of buying a $40 locker you invest in a deadlock. Anyway, I was thinking of it, keeps my roommates from lending out my games/controllers when I'm not there.
Story Time: Over our school break, my roommate went home and took his 360, but he also took my copy of Modern Warfare. He claims he didn't know it was in his 360, whatever. Anyway I went 3 weeks without the game that I bought, and almost everyone of those days I seen him playing it. I was quite pissed, this locker is a perfect way to get revenge. Maybe I'll get two, one for me and one for him, without telling him of course Mwahahaha
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Story Time: Over our school break, my roommate went home and took his 360, but he also took my copy of Modern Warfare. He claims he didn't know it was in his 360, whatever. Anyway I went 3 weeks without the game that I bought, and almost everyone of those days I seen him playing it. I was quite pissed, this locker is a perfect way to get revenge. Maybe I'll get two, one for me and one for him, without telling him of course Mwahahaha
Posted: Jan 15th 2010 11:47AM xGeneral DEATHxDEETH82 said
Another good way to get revenge is to move out, and just before leaving him with all the bills smash his console with a fucking hammer.
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Posted: Jan 15th 2010 8:43AM (Unverified) said
Locker with xbox games in it: Xbox 360 Security Locker
Locker with anything else in it: Locker.
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Locker with anything else in it: Locker.
Posted: Jan 15th 2010 9:03AM CaptainProtonX said
Will it keep out zombies? How about dogs? How about spectral entities?
If not, this isn't for me.
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If not, this isn't for me.
Posted: Jan 15th 2010 9:11AM Firebug2009 said
....well i guess it's all wrapped up in a neat little package...
quoted by homer...and the next burglar
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quoted by homer...and the next burglar
Posted: Jan 15th 2010 9:28AM CaptainProtonX said
Website:
"Stop your friends and family members from borrowing your games or using your Xbox without permission."
Wow...so, this product is for d-bags.
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"Stop your friends and family members from borrowing your games or using your Xbox without permission."
Wow...so, this product is for d-bags.
Posted: Jan 15th 2010 12:25PM Draken Stark said
I'm thinking along the line of keeping my future child from playing teh mature gamez.
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Posted: Jan 17th 2010 2:32PM (Unverified) said
If I live in a bad neighbor I just super glue my xbox to wall or some shit. LOL
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Posted: Jan 15th 2010 9:34AM (Unverified) said
This is for people who own more than 2 games, with the added stipulation that they bring these games from one place to another place a lot.
Thus, I too am disqualified.
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Thus, I too am disqualified.
Posted: Jan 15th 2010 10:14AM NasalBaton said
haha yes! i love it. i prefer to keep my games on my hard drive though. haha.. one day.
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Posted: Jan 15th 2010 6:03PM (Unverified) said
This thing looks like it does one thing... pack up everything nicely so when the robber breaks in he just has to grab one thing...
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Posted: Jan 15th 2010 11:42AM Katana Master said
I would only use this If I was at college or something similar. I don't expect/hope my family would steal from me O_o
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