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Posted: Jan 19th 2010 2:34PM cylet said

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Spongebob is on right now and he's destroying boatmobiles as we speak.... OMG I used to be young when Spongebob first came out WHY AM I STILL WATCHING IT
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Posted: Jan 19th 2010 2:54PM bongoes said

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Dude, it's ok. I still watch it from time to time. You just have to let go.
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Posted: Jan 19th 2010 6:48PM EDay said

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Because cartoons are awesome. And Spongebob is a good cartoon.
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Posted: Jan 19th 2010 2:36PM Zertoss said

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"Bash SpongeBob's boat"

So is this some sort of innuendo, or...?
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Posted: Jan 19th 2010 2:43PM MrAlex said

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I already bash my own boat just fine, If spongebob wants to bash his boat he can bash it himself.
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Posted: Jan 19th 2010 4:35PM Zertoss said

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Hey baby, why don't you and me go back to my place and bash Spongebob's boat, if you catch my drift?
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Posted: Jan 19th 2010 7:01PM MrAlex said

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I imagine this brings new meaning to Dutch ruddering.
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Posted: Jan 19th 2010 2:37PM ArtificeDrake formerly known as said

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How many boats COULD a Spongebob bash if a Spongebob could bash boats???




(play the game to find out)
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Posted: Jan 19th 2010 2:37PM Assmar said

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SpongeBob's boat is shit!

Is that how you play?
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Posted: Jan 19th 2010 2:43PM Dirty said

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Is this anything like Capt'n Stabbin?
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Posted: Jan 19th 2010 2:44PM Cap Morgan said

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Could we get a more descriptive name for this game? I mean I have no clue what this game could be about based on THAT name.
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Posted: Jan 19th 2010 2:49PM isOmetriC said

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Jose just showed you how to play.

Your boat's so fat, when it sits around the dock it sits AROUND the dock.
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Posted: Jan 19th 2010 2:53PM Lucky The Fox said

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Slow news day?
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Posted: Jan 19th 2010 2:54PM shimrra74 said

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I miss Demolition Derby on the PSone.
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Posted: Jan 19th 2010 3:01PM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said

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Someone I feel as if a "z" is missing in this game's title.
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Posted: Jan 19th 2010 3:07PM Brodo said

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nope, I'd seriously say this looks better than 90% of the wii games out there.
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Posted: Jan 19th 2010 3:13PM Manvir2489 said

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Game of the Year 2010.
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Posted: Jan 19th 2010 3:15PM Cypher FDP said

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I am very unimpressed.
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Posted: Jan 19th 2010 6:49PM EDay said

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Doesn't matter. The game isn't aimed at you.
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Posted: Jan 19th 2010 7:31PM Cypher FDP said

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Oh yeah, it's aimed for those dumb kids who don't realize they're playing an incredibly pathetic version of Mario Kart.
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Posted: Jan 19th 2010 3:20PM KillerSlinky said

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Spongebob's Milk it til it Bleeds: First Person Farming Sim with collectible trading cards
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Posted: Jan 19th 2010 3:28PM Admiral White said

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You know, I always thought Spongebob would've been an adult cartoon, with terms like Bikini "Bottom", Krusty Krab, and Chum Bucket.

And who the hell gave Spongebob a license? We do not need homicidal sea creatures driving boats into people.
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Posted: Jan 19th 2010 3:32PM Admiral White said

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I also forgot the bashing part of this post. Sour Milk. That is all.
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Posted: Jan 19th 2010 5:26PM (Unverified) said

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Spongebob has adult themed jokes if you pay close attention. These jokes are often not understood but trust me...its there.
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Posted: Jan 19th 2010 6:29PM Admiral White said

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Of course. I've seen many of them. This may be the loudest joke.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iq669DbqNDI
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Posted: Jan 19th 2010 4:05PM DJ03820 said

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Sponge Bob lives underwater right? Boats float on water right? Then why does Sponge Bob need a boat. If I watched the show would that clear up these questions?
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Posted: Jan 19th 2010 4:19PM Spunky Monkey 190906 said

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Have to give the kids credit for the convincing way they pretend to have fun.
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Posted: Jan 19th 2010 5:46PM Pirate Goomba said

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This game will win GOTY, stop bashing the game everyone!

Haha....bashing, like the title and the boat...ha.
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Posted: Jan 19th 2010 5:54PM DrSpooky said

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This is like Twisted Metal in all ways...

... even with the freak mascot

Also, those kids? Having their show on Nick this summer.
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Posted: Jan 20th 2010 11:36PM Themariohenri said

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oh my gawsh this looks way better than mario kart
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