Now this is just demoralizing. According to a report
in the rumors section of the Feb. 2010 issue of Game Informer
(which doesn't name its source) there won't be "any game from the [Half-Life] franchise in 2010." As if that weren't crushing enough, the magazine says it's not even sure there will be a Half-Life 2: Episode 3
, postulating that the next Gordon Freeman adventure might be Half-Life 3
Alright, listen, Half-Life
: You take as long as you need, but we know
you're holding Portal 2
in there somewhere. Just let GLaDOS go unharmed and you can develop until 2020 for all we care. Please, if not for us, think of the preteens waiting to record painful cover versions of "I'm Still Alive (Again)" on YouTube.