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Posted: Jan 21st 2010 12:49PM Wiizer said

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Griffin's caught them all. This girl's just a REALLY convincing poser.
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Posted: Jan 21st 2010 1:02PM Faceless Troll said

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She's caught em all until the next Pokemon game anyway.
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Posted: Jan 21st 2010 1:34PM Johnny Locke said

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Add a ditto to her collection and I guarantee she can double, dare I say triple it.
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Posted: Jan 21st 2010 12:50PM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said

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I know this girl...I just got matched with her on eHarmony.
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Posted: Jan 21st 2010 12:52PM HTCEVO said

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Wow, are you that desperate Captain Planet.. I know the green flattop isn't a chick magnet, but the muscles should compensate.
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Posted: Jan 21st 2010 12:55PM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said

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When your skin is blue and your hair is green, EVERYWHERE...then come talk to me about dating.

Asshole.
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Posted: Jan 21st 2010 12:56PM Shagittarius said

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A green flat-top mullet.
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Posted: Jan 21st 2010 12:57PM MGTrey said

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He has no bulge. All self respecting second tier superheros are drawn with a bulge to show they're choking a whale's endowment with those fruity tight pants.

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Posted: Jan 21st 2010 12:58PM HTCEVO said

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@Shagittarius

...on his crotch.
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Posted: Jan 21st 2010 1:04PM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said

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Second tier superhero?

DOES CAPTAIN PLANET HAVE TO CHOKE A BITCH?
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Posted: Jan 21st 2010 1:11PM Tre said

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I don't believe in these so-called "tiers".

Excuse the other guy, he's a bit loco in der coco, if you know what I mean... :P
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Posted: Jan 21st 2010 1:49PM StormEagle said

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OMG Captain Planet, you really are my personal hero. ROFLMAO
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Posted: Jan 21st 2010 2:04PM LaughingTarget said

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It's hard to argue with a man who rolls in a cut-off shirt and a speedo.
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Posted: Jan 21st 2010 2:36PM PedoJokerBear said

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hey motherfuckers, the carpet matches the drapes ok?!
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Posted: Jan 21st 2010 4:20PM AsherR said

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On no Captain on E-Harmony?
Did thinks not work out with Rosie?

And no, I won't let that die. Ever.
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Posted: Jan 21st 2010 6:04PM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said

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Shhhhh!! Rosie doesn't know you fool!!
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Posted: Jan 21st 2010 12:51PM A F 1 G 3 said

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It would be A LOT cooler if she caught 'em all in the games legitimately, transferred them all into one game on the DS and said GARY OAK EATCHO HEART OUT!
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Posted: Jan 21st 2010 12:51PM Shagittarius said

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I'd hit 'em all.
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Posted: Jan 21st 2010 12:51PM HTCEVO said

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I see her thought process was pokemon toys > college.
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Posted: Jan 21st 2010 12:55PM cylet said

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she looks just like i imagined she would
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Posted: Jan 21st 2010 12:58PM s ls said

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more like pokemon > college > friends > family > life > her soul
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Posted: Jan 21st 2010 1:01PM HydrophobicFish PSN ID Hydrophob said

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She could look a whole lot worse, Cyclet.

And besides, who are we to judge, not like any of us are winning Mr. America beauty pageants, or anything.
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Posted: Jan 21st 2010 1:05PM Marco le Polo said

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I think Hydrophobicfish has shown a little love for pokegirl.
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Posted: Jan 21st 2010 1:14PM Lucky The Fox said

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I'm not sure if someone who has made 1877 comments on Joystiq is the right person to critizise someone's lack of life.
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Posted: Jan 21st 2010 1:15PM cylet said

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i think hydrophobicfish just spelled my name wrong.
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Posted: Jan 21st 2010 1:40PM Omega Aero said

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Speak for yourself Hydrophobicfish
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Posted: Jan 21st 2010 4:27PM (Unverified) said

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Oh shit, Captain Planet just won the Mr. America Beauty Pageant!
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Posted: Jan 21st 2010 12:52PM MGTrey said

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12,000 constitutes 'em all being locked away for a month during breeding season.
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Posted: Jan 21st 2010 12:54PM PedoJokerBear said

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SHES 21!?!?!?
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Posted: Jan 21st 2010 12:56PM s ls said

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disappointed huh?
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Posted: Jan 21st 2010 12:57PM HTCEVO said

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Well, I mean.. if she bothered to put on make-up she'd look older.
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Posted: Jan 21st 2010 1:08PM The Pirate said

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holy fuck!? 21? At first i thought it said 12, i looked at the pic and i thought "alright, believable" but 21!? Jesus that girl must have discovered the secret of youth or something.
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Posted: Jan 21st 2010 1:44PM (Unverified) said

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pokemon blood rejuvenates the skin.
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Posted: Jan 21st 2010 5:55PM Ezio Auditore da Firenze said

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The funny thing is, she probably wouldn't give you a second look either, jackass.
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Posted: Jan 21st 2010 12:56PM NaffyDuck said

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Fuck yeah! Now I can finally be proud to be British!
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Posted: Jan 21st 2010 12:58PM Wiizer said

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No, not as long as your people keep buying Just Dance.
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Posted: Jan 21st 2010 1:22PM wcarnation said

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did you forget crazy frog

i think that classifies as a war crime, I'm not sure.
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Posted: Jan 21st 2010 1:30PM Kattleox said

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To think that if the Revolutionary War were fought with Pokemon I would be British. I cringe at the thought. >_
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Posted: Jan 21st 2010 2:11PM LaughingTarget said

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The Colonies would just have broken out Griffin. They would have run off in forbidden romance, allowing the vastly larger population of US Pokenerds to overtake the Crown.
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Posted: Jan 21st 2010 3:51PM D3m0sthenes said

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You guys made Killing In The Name by Rage Against The Machine the #1 song of the holidaze.

And now this?!

I'm green with jealous rage right now.
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Posted: Jan 21st 2010 12:56PM Chulipin said

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Now she needs to catch a boyfriend....or maybe she's already hooking up with a Mr Mime...
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Posted: Jan 21st 2010 1:03PM Marco le Polo said

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No, Justin already pointed out that it'll probably be Griffin (see link in article and read Pokemon Platinum part).
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Posted: Jan 21st 2010 1:01PM Spunky Monkey 190906 said

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Shes undoubtedly more of a pokemone master then Ash is :P
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Posted: Jan 21st 2010 1:03PM wcarnation said

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[Comment reflecting on the female gender of the person in question and how well they uphold vague social standards imposed on them in regards to vanity, and how subservient they are]

[Comment reflecting on status of personal relationships of individual with said extreme hobby examining their ability to be like everybody in else in an attempt to distance self from extreme-hobbyist and make clear in everyone else's eyes JUST HOW NORMAL *I* AM, while making a huge deal about the subject in general]

[Continue being an asshole]
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Posted: Jan 21st 2010 1:07PM Wiizer said

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I don't like how you generalize our generalizations.

I feel it cheapens the relationship we have here on Joystiq.. you know, the non-existent one.
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Posted: Jan 21st 2010 1:42PM Bubbameister33 said

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Was his comment modded or did he write it that way? Hulk confused.
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Posted: Jan 21st 2010 1:07PM Mortegro said

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Looks like a hell of a place to shoot porn
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Posted: Jan 21st 2010 1:07PM Gemini Ace said

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Imagine when she brings a guy back to her place. She has to turn them all around before she gets busy so they don't watch.
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Posted: Jan 21st 2010 3:56PM asinine said

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post of the day.
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