Of all the characters we can imagine playing in the new Mercenaries Reunion mode in the upcoming Resident Evil 5: Gold Edition, Excella Gionne is probably at the bottom of the list. Well, Ashley -- Leon's little tag-along in Resident Evil 4 -- might rank lower. While the press release assures us that Excella's "mercilessness contrasts with her beauty" and that she has a "strong fighting instinct backed up by superior martial art skills," it seems just a little suspect. She's a CEO, not a warrior. Can you imagine Steve Ballmer and Howard Stringer teaming up to fight their way through the zombie apocalypse?
Actually, that sounds completely awesome. Why don't you check out some screens of Excella -- and some new screens of the "Desperate Escape" episode -- while Joystiq Publishing works up a development document for Ball and String in Zombie Town.
The Gold Edition DLC will be available February 17, followed by a retail release in March.
Reader Comments (66)
Posted: Jan 21st 2010 1:51PM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said
Because you play too many games to have seen a real pair perhaps?
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Posted: Jan 21st 2010 2:01PM StormEagle said
Viridium, it's ok. I want to introduce you to a friend of mine: Joe King.
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Posted: Jan 21st 2010 2:02PM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said
It's not my fault people set me up for these things! That's like putting a cake in front of a fat kid and expecting him to not molest the hell out of it.
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Posted: Jan 21st 2010 2:28PM MystileArmor said
Now we're talking about MY favorite things. Food and tits.
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Posted: Jan 21st 2010 2:29PM I AM IRONHIDE said
Captain Planet:
You should know, you save them every day.
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You should know, you save them every day.
Posted: Jan 21st 2010 2:30PM I AM IRONHIDE said
Pairs of tits are like snowflakes: no 2 are alike.
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Posted: Jan 21st 2010 6:55PM TheDarkWayne said
if Saria the Cat is still here at all, or any woman really, I would like to apologize on behalf of mankind
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Posted: Jan 21st 2010 1:48PM Uphillbothways said
I'm not sure what the article's about, and I'm sure that I don't care.
CLEAVAGE.....
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CLEAVAGE.....
Posted: Jan 21st 2010 1:50PM Jawmuncher said
So that means 1 more character for RE5 unless they want to be lame and pull out another costume for someone.
I;m betting on Irving or Hunk
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I;m betting on Irving or Hunk
Posted: Jan 21st 2010 5:16PM (Unverified) said
If you ignore that leg near the zombie's head and you glance quickly at the photo, it looks like they're doing something awesome.
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Posted: Jan 21st 2010 1:55PM MICHAEL ATKINSON said
well myself and steven conroy fought off a zombie apocolypse with l4d2 ahhhh those were good days.
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Posted: Jan 21st 2010 1:56PM (Unverified) said
Adding more characters doesn't make bad games any better. vOv
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Posted: Jan 21st 2010 4:09PM StormEagle said
Actually Bradward, RE5's main problem is that it was exactly like RE4.
Gameplay that was new and exciting to the genre in 2005 is not new and exciting to the same genre 4 years later.
Especially since Leon still can't seem to fucking multitask.
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Gameplay that was new and exciting to the genre in 2005 is not new and exciting to the same genre 4 years later.
Especially since Leon still can't seem to fucking multitask.
Posted: Jan 21st 2010 1:59PM StormEagle said
Sorry guys, I'm not gonna bite on this one. Yeah, she's damn sexy, but that's a little too hokey for my tastes.
I mean, I get it if you're trying to be overthetop like say Bayonetta, but Resident Evil tries to have a serious story line behind it with a full roster of serious characters.
What is she doing there and what is she wearing?
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I mean, I get it if you're trying to be overthetop like say Bayonetta, but Resident Evil tries to have a serious story line behind it with a full roster of serious characters.
What is she doing there and what is she wearing?
Posted: Jan 21st 2010 4:12PM StormEagle said
Well, serious in terms of a video game about zombie and virus' can be.
But it's a cornerstone of videogame franchise history. It's been around for years, and like someone said above this post, adding extra characters in half naked outfits does not make a bad game better. Capcom is seriously clowning themselves with this one.
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But it's a cornerstone of videogame franchise history. It's been around for years, and like someone said above this post, adding extra characters in half naked outfits does not make a bad game better. Capcom is seriously clowning themselves with this one.
Posted: Jan 21st 2010 11:58PM T for Troll said
WTF are u talking about? In RE4 u could put Ashley in a Cowgirl Dress.
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Posted: Jan 21st 2010 2:02PM (Unverified) said
Question: I played through about 20% of RE5; can I safely get this Gold edition and have the same single player experience? Or should I play normal RE5 to completion first?
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Posted: Jan 21st 2010 2:04PM (Unverified) said
I would globally saturate her, if you know what I mean.
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Posted: Jan 21st 2010 3:43PM xGeneral DEATHxDEETH82 said
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA...
...
...I don't get it.
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...
...I don't get it.
Posted: Jan 21st 2010 5:51PM Dr Perry Ulysses Cox said
I'm assuming you mean sex, but that's more than meeting you halfway.
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Posted: Jan 21st 2010 8:18PM Marco le Polo said
He's referring to turning the saturation up on his television screen.
Duh.
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Duh.
Posted: Jan 21st 2010 2:14PM Discotheque said
I thought she was getting bummed there for a second and I was like "whaaaaaaaaa? They can put that shit in games now?"
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Posted: Jan 21st 2010 2:28PM Nate Addison said
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(Base): We got you Purple Shirt, go ahead,over...
(Purple Shirt) Inform Air Traffic Control that I'm coming in for a landing,over...
(Base) Roger that Purple Shirt we have you in sight. Keep it steady and bring it in nice and easy, over...
(Purple Shirt) Roger that, will do, over...
*Moments later*
(Purple Shirt) O.k. Beginning my descent,over...
(Base) The panties are off and the hanger is wide open....welcome home Purple Shirt...
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(Base): We got you Purple Shirt, go ahead,over...
(Purple Shirt) Inform Air Traffic Control that I'm coming in for a landing,over...
(Base) Roger that Purple Shirt we have you in sight. Keep it steady and bring it in nice and easy, over...
(Purple Shirt) Roger that, will do, over...
*Moments later*
(Purple Shirt) O.k. Beginning my descent,over...
(Base) The panties are off and the hanger is wide open....welcome home Purple Shirt...
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