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Posted: Jan 21st 2010 1:47PM Assmar said

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How did game devs know that tits are two of my favoritest things ever!?
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Posted: Jan 21st 2010 1:51PM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said

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Because you play too many games to have seen a real pair perhaps?
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Posted: Jan 21st 2010 1:55PM Assmar said

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I've always wanted a portmanteau of "touche" and "douche" but it just doesn't work, so I'll stick with the latter:

Douche!
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Posted: Jan 21st 2010 1:57PM chdude3 said

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Captain Planet, I fail to see how the two are mutually exclusive. I'm married (with a kid no less); my wife's boobs are great - but I can certainly appreciate the funbags of another woman (digital or not LOL). Look, but don't touch!
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Posted: Jan 21st 2010 2:01PM StormEagle said

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Viridium, it's ok. I want to introduce you to a friend of mine: Joe King.
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Posted: Jan 21st 2010 2:02PM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said

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It's not my fault people set me up for these things! That's like putting a cake in front of a fat kid and expecting him to not molest the hell out of it.
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Posted: Jan 21st 2010 2:04PM Assmar said

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Oh I see:Captain Planet is racist against fat people!
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Posted: Jan 21st 2010 2:07PM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said

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Fat people are a race now?
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Posted: Jan 21st 2010 2:08PM Morisato13 said

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Since when was being fat a race?
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Posted: Jan 21st 2010 2:17PM Rocketboy said

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"Because you play too many games to have seen a real pair perhaps?"

Well, I have seen the top of the mountain, and it was good.
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Posted: Jan 21st 2010 2:28PM MystileArmor said

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Now we're talking about MY favorite things. Food and tits.
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Posted: Jan 21st 2010 2:29PM I AM IRONHIDE said

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Captain Planet:

You should know, you save them every day.
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Posted: Jan 21st 2010 2:30PM I AM IRONHIDE said

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Pairs of tits are like snowflakes: no 2 are alike.
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Posted: Jan 21st 2010 2:45PM PedoJokerBear said

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not in my case.....wait.
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Posted: Jan 21st 2010 2:59PM Assmar said

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I think you're missing the planeteer who had the sense of humor ring.
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Posted: Jan 21st 2010 5:16PM robotoid said

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This first comment thread is SO full of blue! I almost wish Brad or tmac commented. You know, earth needs balance.
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Posted: Jan 21st 2010 6:55PM TheDarkWayne said

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if Saria the Cat is still here at all, or any woman really, I would like to apologize on behalf of mankind
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Posted: Jan 24th 2010 3:48PM JPeak said

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Don't worry! There are no girls on the internet
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Posted: Jan 21st 2010 1:48PM Uphillbothways said

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I'm not sure what the article's about, and I'm sure that I don't care.

CLEAVAGE.....
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Posted: Jan 21st 2010 1:50PM Jawmuncher said

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So that means 1 more character for RE5 unless they want to be lame and pull out another costume for someone.
I;m betting on Irving or Hunk
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Posted: Jan 21st 2010 1:53PM Nap said

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Hey man, nice shot
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Posted: Jan 21st 2010 5:16PM (Unverified) said

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If you ignore that leg near the zombie's head and you glance quickly at the photo, it looks like they're doing something awesome.

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Posted: Jan 21st 2010 1:55PM MICHAEL ATKINSON said

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well myself and steven conroy fought off a zombie apocolypse with l4d2 ahhhh those were good days.
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Posted: Jan 21st 2010 1:54PM Tre said

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Make "Ball and String in Zombie Town" for all three consoles and you have the most impossibly, mind-meltingly awesome game ever... perhaps.

I recommend Reggie Fils-Aime as a bonus COO character... the zombies would be scared of him.
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Posted: Jan 21st 2010 1:54PM Copland said

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She's damn sexy !!
My favorite character in BH5 :D
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Posted: Jan 21st 2010 1:56PM (Unverified) said

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Adding more characters doesn't make bad games any better. vOv
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Posted: Jan 21st 2010 2:25PM Jerk Face said

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You, sir, may be unpopular today, but you are absolutely fucking correct.
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Posted: Jan 21st 2010 2:28PM Diodax said

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Like the recent Sonic games?
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Posted: Jan 21st 2010 2:37PM (Unverified) said

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RE5's main problem: It's not RE4.
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Posted: Jan 21st 2010 2:41PM Granger said

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RE5's Main Problem: Dead Space rocked everyone's socks.

Still a good game, it's just a relic. Co-Op play is a must though, really well executed for the most part.
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Posted: Jan 21st 2010 3:30PM Copland said

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I personally loved this game.

But maybe its because I played the game throughly with a friend(multiplayer).
I really enjoyed it than the previous BH4.
I don't know about single player though, cause I've only played the multiplayer part.
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Posted: Jan 21st 2010 4:09PM StormEagle said

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Actually Bradward, RE5's main problem is that it was exactly like RE4.

Gameplay that was new and exciting to the genre in 2005 is not new and exciting to the same genre 4 years later.

Especially since Leon still can't seem to fucking multitask.
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Posted: Jan 21st 2010 1:59PM StormEagle said

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Sorry guys, I'm not gonna bite on this one. Yeah, she's damn sexy, but that's a little too hokey for my tastes.

I mean, I get it if you're trying to be overthetop like say Bayonetta, but Resident Evil tries to have a serious story line behind it with a full roster of serious characters.

What is she doing there and what is she wearing?
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Posted: Jan 21st 2010 3:41PM xGeneral DEATHxDEETH82 said

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"Serious" like Tofu?
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Posted: Jan 21st 2010 4:12PM StormEagle said

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Well, serious in terms of a video game about zombie and virus' can be.

But it's a cornerstone of videogame franchise history. It's been around for years, and like someone said above this post, adding extra characters in half naked outfits does not make a bad game better. Capcom is seriously clowning themselves with this one.
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Posted: Jan 21st 2010 11:58PM T for Troll said

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WTF are u talking about? In RE4 u could put Ashley in a Cowgirl Dress.
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Posted: Jan 21st 2010 2:02PM (Unverified) said

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Question: I played through about 20% of RE5; can I safely get this Gold edition and have the same single player experience? Or should I play normal RE5 to completion first?
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Posted: Jan 21st 2010 2:04PM (Unverified) said

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I would globally saturate her, if you know what I mean.
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Posted: Jan 21st 2010 3:43PM xGeneral DEATHxDEETH82 said

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA...


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...I don't get it.
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Posted: Jan 21st 2010 4:27PM (Unverified) said

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You lost me
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Posted: Jan 21st 2010 5:51PM Dr Perry Ulysses Cox said

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I'm assuming you mean sex, but that's more than meeting you halfway.
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Posted: Jan 21st 2010 6:14PM Xylon Uxkid said

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Complete global saturation!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: Jan 21st 2010 8:18PM Marco le Polo said

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He's referring to turning the saturation up on his television screen.

Duh.
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Posted: Jan 21st 2010 2:05PM 343 Guilty Fart said

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Ahem... LEEEOOONNN!! HEEEEEELLPPP!!
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Posted: Jan 21st 2010 2:10PM berzirk said

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Games like these prove that the rumble feature in controllers can be a bad thing.
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Posted: Jan 21st 2010 2:14PM Discotheque said

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I thought she was getting bummed there for a second and I was like "whaaaaaaaaa? They can put that shit in games now?"
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Posted: Jan 21st 2010 2:15PM (Unverified) said

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why is she showing that zombie her vag?
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Posted: Jan 21st 2010 2:33PM butaneko said

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From the picture I thought this was that new Zombie Gynecologist game.
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Posted: Jan 21st 2010 2:28PM Nate Addison said

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(Code Name: Purple Shirt): Purple shirt to base...purple shirt to base, come in, over...

(Base): We got you Purple Shirt, go ahead,over...

(Purple Shirt) Inform Air Traffic Control that I'm coming in for a landing,over...

(Base) Roger that Purple Shirt we have you in sight. Keep it steady and bring it in nice and easy, over...

(Purple Shirt) Roger that, will do, over...

*Moments later*

(Purple Shirt) O.k. Beginning my descent,over...

(Base) The panties are off and the hanger is wide open....welcome home Purple Shirt...

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Posted: Jan 21st 2010 2:30PM cbarrentos said

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lolwut
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