Of all the characters we can imagine playing in the new Mercenaries Reunion mode in the upcoming Resident Evil 5: Gold Edition, Excella Gionne is probably at the bottom of the list. Well, Ashley -- Leon's little tag-along in Resident Evil 4 -- might rank lower. While the press release assures us that Excella's "mercilessness contrasts with her beauty" and that she has a "strong fighting instinct backed up by superior martial art skills," it seems just a little suspect. She's a CEO, not a warrior. Can you imagine Steve Ballmer and Howard Stringer teaming up to fight their way through the zombie apocalypse?
Actually, that sounds completely awesome. Why don't you check out some screens of Excella -- and some new screens of the "Desperate Escape" episode -- while Joystiq Publishing works up a development document for Ball and String in Zombie Town.
The Gold Edition DLC will be available February 17, followed by a retail release in March.
Reader Comments (66)
Posted: Jan 21st 2010 2:34PM Martin C said
I've seen that pose a time or two. Whaaaat uuup?
Posted: Jan 21st 2010 2:36PM (Unverified) said
RIDER KICK
Posted: Jan 21st 2010 2:41PM Zugare said
Why would anyone buy this garbage
Posted: Jan 21st 2010 2:44PM kentuckyfried said
Screenshot is Thursday morning win.
Posted: Jan 21st 2010 3:15PM ViciousBastard said
what is up with RE5 and there handguns being so big in game? seriously!? also ive always loved that bitch, Wesker is a monster he could of at least hit it b4 icing that hoe...a few more times...or better yet brain wash her and make her all super like jill with a really hot outfit
Posted: Jan 21st 2010 4:35PM (Unverified) said
w/e happened to Tofu!?
Posted: Jan 21st 2010 5:01PM rullers said
Hope latest version of havok is handling those puppies
Posted: Jan 21st 2010 6:23PM zero2dash said
Hopefully there's a way to impale downed foes with the high heels.
Posted: Jan 21st 2010 7:29PM Brunibrun said
OH HAY LET'S JUST RECYCLE MODELS, PASTE ON SOME ANIMATIONS, AND CALL THEM NEW PLAYABLE CHARACTERS, THAT WAY WE WON'T HAVE TO DO ANY WORK.
gg, Capcom.
gg, Capcom.
Posted: Jan 21st 2010 7:52PM (Unverified) said
I am.
Posted: Jan 21st 2010 8:23PM Marco le Polo said
This is EXCELLA(NT)!
Posted: Jan 22nd 2010 3:01AM I Dont Need To Eat said
The caption should say: Now you can kill zombies with Excella's menstruation head shot. *gah!*
Posted: Jan 22nd 2010 7:30AM ructus said
wow @ those bazookas!
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