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Posted: Jan 26th 2010 9:33AM Joeybeast said

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Hey, I remember that warehouse.
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Posted: Jan 26th 2010 9:37AM shimrra74 said

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WOW

Just wow...who know they can make House of The Dead movie look like a masterpiece.

Raugh Out Roud
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Posted: Jan 26th 2010 10:41AM Psychoplasm said

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i really could have done without the engrish joke. :/
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Posted: Jan 26th 2010 9:46AM The Tim said

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No.

Just, no.
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Posted: Jan 26th 2010 9:49AM Dextro said

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They really managed to make zombie killing tedious! DAMN!
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Posted: Jan 26th 2010 9:49AM Jeremy White said

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Here's what I'm telling you right now: Dead Rising. Frank West played by George Clooney. He may not look identical but it's very close. He's just got that Clooney wit. Then supporting characters could be more famous stars: Zach Galifinakis, etc. Kind of like Ocean's Eleven without every single star being in the spotlight.
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Posted: Jan 26th 2010 10:10AM MystileArmor said

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I thought this trailer was crap and then I read your comment. I'm glad you don't work in the movie industry.
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Posted: Jan 26th 2010 3:25PM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said

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You just described what could be THE WORST POSSIBLE REMAKE OF THE BEST ZOMBIE MOVIE EVER...

Shaun of the Dead
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Posted: Jan 26th 2010 5:08PM Jeremy White said

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Haha, I'm going to guess your favorite movies.

The Shawshank Redemption
The Godfather I and II
Pulp Fiction
The Dark Knight
Star Wars
Fight Club
Lord of the Rings

aka IMDb Top 250.
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Posted: Jan 26th 2010 9:51AM Danthok said

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That wheel chair reminds me of The Running Man.
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Posted: Jan 26th 2010 11:19AM MrAlex said

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Yep me too, that film was awesome.
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Posted: Jan 26th 2010 9:54AM Petebot330 said

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If they don't heal themselves with orange juice, I'm not going to see it...
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Posted: Jan 26th 2010 10:00AM (Unverified) said

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Read the credits. :o It's fake; it's a commercial for Dead Rising 2.
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Posted: Jan 26th 2010 10:26AM TachiFoxy said

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I wonder where you read this.
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Posted: Jan 26th 2010 10:57AM (Unverified) said

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1:31 The credits are very short, too short for a feature length movie, more than likely listing some people involved in the making of the trailer. Plus, the movie title listed there is different than what's said earlier.
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Posted: Jan 26th 2010 10:01AM sonicspike41 said

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Okay, so if Splinter Cell Conviction is "Badass: The Game", then this is "Badass: The Movie"?

Seems interesting, but for some reason I have a hard time getting into movies with Asian people in places like China. Last one I saw that reeled me in was Push, and while I liked it, it seemed a little off-beat at times as far as characters and acting went.
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Posted: Jan 26th 2010 10:07AM wardob said

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I call racism on this comment!

Well either that, or you know... you just can't get into them.
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Posted: Jan 26th 2010 10:19AM sonicspike41 said

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But I liked Push! It's just that sometimes the acting doesn't quite click with me. I mean someone like Jackie Chan or Jet Li are absolutely fine. It's just when it's got some typical-looking character with all these odd dialog choices and strange camera angles...
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Posted: Jan 26th 2010 10:07AM Punkrawk Bbob said

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This raises a good question.

If a paraplegic is turned into a zombie, does he regain the use of his legs? Zombies are just reanimated flesh. Or would he be the mostly useless zombie of them all, like a venus fly trap of the undead?
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Posted: Jan 26th 2010 10:39AM shrimpsauce said

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Guess you haven't seen Dawn of the Dead (remake).. the legless zombie in that one could swoop down on you from the ceiling pipes, with incredible speed, mind you. Now how he managed to get up to the pipes with no legs, ergo lacking the ability to jump; but I assume he had incredible upper body strength.. with the not feeling any pain thing 'n all.
What were we talking about again?
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Posted: Jan 26th 2010 11:38AM BIGGEN said

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i think in terms of regaining the use of the legs, i would have to say no. but he would be a good crawler. one good rule of thumb that someone said once when it came to the argument of slow vs fast zombies is once you're dead, you're dead. things continue to decompose. becoming a zombie shouldn't make you super human. and i agree.
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Posted: Jan 26th 2010 10:11AM (Unverified) said

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Doesn't Dead Rising have a movie based on it already? Is it called Dawn of the Dead or something?
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Posted: Jan 26th 2010 11:14AM carbonize said

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I'm going to guess that was meant sarcasm?
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Posted: Jan 26th 2010 11:32AM BIGGEN said

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to answer your question...no
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Posted: Jan 26th 2010 10:16AM (Unverified) said

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I think this is the first time I fell asleep watching a trailer ... awful.
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Posted: Jan 26th 2010 3:22PM Jeremy White said

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You could be narcoleptic.
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Posted: Jan 26th 2010 11:12AM (Unverified) said

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This is something I expected from Michael Bay.






BUT WITH MORE EXPLOSIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: Jan 26th 2010 11:15AM robotoid said

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What?? At first I thought it was going to be one of those rip-off movies that copy some other movie and have almost the same title, you know, like Transmorphers, but wow Capcom is actually involved.
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Posted: Jan 26th 2010 11:23AM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said

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I WANT TO PUNCH A GOAT RIGHT NOW
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Posted: Jan 26th 2010 11:31AM BIGGEN said

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the japanese should just stick to zombie GAMES. cause they just don't know how to do a zombie movie justice. anyone see tokyo zombie? just awful.
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Posted: Jan 26th 2010 12:17PM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said

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I highly recommend you watch "Wild Zero".
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Posted: Jan 26th 2010 3:52PM Duke said

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Or Versus.
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Posted: Jan 26th 2010 11:40AM (Unverified) said

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I've seen worse.
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Posted: Jan 26th 2010 1:05PM wcarnation said

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I think the point of it is to be over the top ridiculous cheeseball gore, like 1970s horror movies, and exactly like Dead Rising. Cheap special effects, bad acting, tons of blood and improbably death devices.

It looks pretty much like the perfect film version of Dead Rising.

I'm not understanding the hate.
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Posted: Jan 26th 2010 1:38PM (Unverified) said

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Don't bother explaining it. Most of the commenters on Joystiq are dumb babies who can't comprehend anything. They don't 'get' Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff either, so there ya' go.
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Posted: Jan 26th 2010 3:23PM wcarnation said

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I don't know about that, but I am wondering why people expect a Dead Rising film to have some sort of Silent Hill (game) atmosphere, directed by Andrei Tarkovsky, George Lucas' group on special effects, with an all-star cast and script writers.

It's pretty contrary to the spirit of the game and it's source of inspiration.

Has nobody seen Evil Dead 2?
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Posted: Jan 26th 2010 3:18PM Jeremy White said

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Haha, I'm going to guess your favorite movies.

The Shawshank Redemption
The Godfather I and II
Pulp Fiction
The Dark Knight
Star Wars
Fight Club
Lord of the Rings

aka IMDb Top 250.
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Posted: Jan 26th 2010 3:26PM (Unverified) said

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Posted: Jan 26th 2010 3:39PM SpeeGold said

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Posted: Jan 26th 2010 3:52PM wcarnation said

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FRIED SHRIMP
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Posted: Jan 26th 2010 4:29PM cylet said

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what in the hell? i want my money back.
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