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Posted: Jan 28th 2010 2:04PM A1 said

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By the way you should mention how this patch was made by SONY and not Sega or Platinum. Lazy sh*ts.
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Posted: Jan 28th 2010 2:44PM Copland said

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I didn't know about this. Thanks Sony.
Sega should go la la la !
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Posted: Jan 28th 2010 2:05PM (Unverified) said

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Dammit...

*goes to make a sandwich*
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Posted: Jan 28th 2010 2:12PM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said

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Can you make me one?

Whole wheat (toasted lightly)
Smoked turkey
Reduced fat Swiss cheese
Light mayo
Dijon mustard
Some green stuff
Pickles
2 (two) tomatoes (very important)

Aaaaaaaand go...
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Posted: Jan 28th 2010 2:23PM (Unverified) said

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No, I'm afraid of men in tights.

I did make me one though, a ham and pepperjack cheese grilled sandwich. Delicious.
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Posted: Jan 28th 2010 2:39PM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said

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Tights? That's my skin and the red parts are a ceremonial tattoo given to me during my Bar Mitzvah in which the day after my entire tribe was completely wiped out by tree lodgers leaving me to be the last of my kind. Feel good now? Asshole.

And yes, I'm Jewish. Now shut up and make me my damn sandwich.

AND GET ME SOME CHOCOLATE MILK.
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Posted: Jan 28th 2010 3:37PM CJLopez said

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dam you cap, i was hungry but now i'm starving to death!!!!!!!!!!

fraking A!!!! 2 more hours till i get out of wokr!!!!
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Posted: Jan 28th 2010 6:38PM Ballistic H said

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Don't know if this'll make you hungry or cut your appetite:

http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/
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Posted: Jan 28th 2010 2:06PM KungFuChaosNinja said

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Now release a patch to fix everything else wrong with the PS3 version, Sega.

Damn you.
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Posted: Jan 28th 2010 2:10PM doreo said

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From another article I read, it said that the patch also lessons the amount of screen tearing in the game; but it hasn't been confirmed.
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Posted: Jan 28th 2010 2:13PM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said

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How about a patch to release everything wrong with Sega?
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Posted: Jan 28th 2010 2:13PM acefondu said

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It doesn't. The patch only addresses the loading times.
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Posted: Jan 28th 2010 3:22PM KungFuChaosNinja said

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Now, now, now, not EVERYTHING that is developed and/or published by Sega sucks... just most of it.

Case in point, take a look at titles like Yakuza 3 or Valkyria Chronicles on the developer side. And then you have Empire: Total War, Bayonetta, MadWorld, HotD: Overkill, Alpha Protocol (which I'm crossing my fingers for), etc, on the publisher side.

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Posted: Jan 28th 2010 4:19PM Roto13 said

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The other problems with the PS3 version are barely problems at all. The frame rate is fine the vast majority of the time and you don't notice the slightly washed out colours unless you're watching a side-by-side comparison with the 360 version. The load times are the only real nuisance.

Really, anyone bitching about the PS3 version after this patch (assuming it works the way it should) is just a dumbass console warrior.
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Posted: Jan 28th 2010 2:09PM doreo said

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This is ridiculous, Sega had the nerve to release the game on ps3 while knowing of the problems it had. I swear, if it wasn't for Valkyria Chronicles I would swear them off completely. Thank Sony for making the patch themselves!
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Posted: Jan 28th 2010 2:23PM Dale P said

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I am reminded of the phrase "First it giveth then it taketh away."
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Posted: Jan 28th 2010 2:11PM (Unverified) said

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why didn't they just make it an exclusive they were going to make such a shitty port?
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Posted: Jan 28th 2010 2:16PM acefondu said

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Because then I would have to buy a 360 and Platinum games knew the wrath they would incur from me if they made me do that to play this game.
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Posted: Jan 28th 2010 2:27PM (Unverified) said

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sorry meant if they were going to make such a shitty port
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Posted: Jan 28th 2010 4:21PM Roto13 said

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Because even with its problems, it's still the best action game this generation. If not ever.
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Posted: Jan 28th 2010 6:40PM Ballistic H said

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'Cos they wouldn't make money in Japan where the PS3 version outsold the 360 version big time.
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Posted: Jan 28th 2010 2:12PM (Unverified) said

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I love the game... But honestly.. You even had to load the pause screen. Like, really Sega?
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Posted: Jan 28th 2010 2:17PM Nate Addison said

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Speaking of platinum games...how easy is this platinum game....to...uhh....platinum?
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Posted: Jan 28th 2010 2:23PM Jawmuncher said

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It's hard but not to hard for games of it's kind.
While DMC4 only had achievements its way harder to get 1000 in that than it is in this.Sorry i'm not much help
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Posted: Jan 28th 2010 4:23PM Roto13 said

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It's pretty tough if you don't cheat. It's not that hard if you do cheat.
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Posted: Jan 28th 2010 2:21PM Jawmuncher said

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But i already returned my PS3 version for the 360 version.
Oh well
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Posted: Jan 28th 2010 2:31PM reson8er said

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I'll be picking this up today. Have a 360 in my closet (really) and was waiting to see if the patch made it over here before Baoing my netta.
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Posted: Jan 28th 2010 3:24PM KungFuChaosNinja said

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Oh shiiit, it's Jaw!
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Posted: Jan 28th 2010 2:36PM Chris DPSN AggieCEO XBLThe Aggi said

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Already sent it back to Gamefly....but I may end up renting it again later to se what all it changed
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Posted: Jan 28th 2010 2:42PM reversecycology said

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The patch didn't do anything, the game is still horrible on the PS3. They should have kept this a 360 exclusive.
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Posted: Jan 28th 2010 2:49PM Copland said

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Thats wrong.

It improved loading times.
For example, I didn't get any "loading" when receiving an item.

So, "The patch didn't do anything" is wrong.
But I have confirmed that tearing still remains.

Personally, it was the loading times which prevented me from playing the game.
So I'm personally satisfied.
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Posted: Jan 28th 2010 8:32PM Roto13 said

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If you think Bayonetta looks horrible, I'm not surprised you don't know how to read.
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Posted: Jan 28th 2010 2:43PM lloyddobler said

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So are you still going to need the disc for start up or is this going to be "Borrow it from your buddy for a few minutes and get a free game"?
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Posted: Jan 28th 2010 2:52PM (Unverified) said

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Is this a serious question? NOONE is gonna make it NOT require the damn disc. People these days and the dumb questions..
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Posted: Jan 28th 2010 2:59PM lloyddobler said

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I would assume that there will be safeguards in place but it sounds like this patch is basically letting you rip the game to your hd. And yes, dumb questions do get asked, but occasionally dumber mistakes are made.
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Posted: Jan 28th 2010 3:18PM doreo said

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This patch has nothing to do with saving games onto the hard drive so that a disc won't be needed. This is just so that the system will have to read less from the disc, which will lower loading times. I believe you thought it would be something like how the 360 lets people save their games onto their HD, but it has nothing to do with that.
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Posted: Jan 28th 2010 2:55PM Shiaoran said

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Can I get a patch to make Sonic 06's loading times drop to 5 mins?
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Posted: Jan 28th 2010 5:02PM (Unverified) said

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how bout a patch to make that dreck of a game dissappear..........sonic has had a worse fall from grace than freaking Hulk Hogan.......
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Posted: Jan 28th 2010 2:58PM Support Arizona said

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Ohhh, I get it!

Some PS3 games have installations!

What a clever joke!
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Posted: Jan 28th 2010 2:58PM Ashitaka said

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"Of course, you've also been known to make sandwiches during installations, so ... well, they must be really delicious at this point."

Yeah... The loading times were really the only thing I hated about MGS4 :/
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