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Posted: Jan 28th 2010 3:01PM shimrra74 said

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It would be easier to just see asian porn online than play this "game".
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Posted: Jan 28th 2010 3:03PM Cap Morgan said

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The soft part he's referring to is obviously their boobs.
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Posted: Jan 28th 2010 3:06PM copa said

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Step 1: Create Gears Of War Clone
Step 2: Change one of the characters from a macho, gun-porn dude to a "softer" macho, gun-porn woman.
Step 3: Add pink bow to hair
Step 4: Step back and wait for millions of girls to beat down the doors for the midnight launch of Quantum Theory. LINE FORMS RIGHT HERE, LADIES!
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Posted: Jan 28th 2010 3:19PM Morisato13 said

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An easier way would be to just create a peggle clone... amiright guys? Because no self respecting man would ever play such a girly game like peggle... with a unicorn as it's mascot, it's obviously appealing to that which drives every woman's mind. right? right???


















....sigh....
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Posted: Jan 28th 2010 3:38PM ytilanigiroon said

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I bought Peggle when it was the XBLA Deal of the Week.

I played it for about an hour and thought it was fun, then went back to NHL 10 for a game.

My fiancée saw the game in my recently played games list, then proceeded to play both Peggle and Peggle Nights in one straight sitting.

Goddamn unicorns...
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Posted: Jan 28th 2010 3:09PM CaptainProtonX said

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Women = Lesbians.

Tecmo has a way with words.
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Posted: Jan 28th 2010 3:09PM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said

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MAN BULGE PHYSICS CONFIRMED
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Posted: Jan 28th 2010 3:19PM StormEagle said

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goddammit! how is it that you always know the best thing to say..ALL THE TIME?!
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Posted: Jan 28th 2010 3:23PM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said

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Contrary to popular belief, there isn't a whole lot to do down here where I live.

You know, in the dirt.
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Posted: Jan 28th 2010 3:30PM RandomZero said

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He's Captain Planet. He's our powers, magnified. And ee's fighting on Joystiq's side.
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Posted: Jan 28th 2010 3:40PM ytilanigiroon said

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I thought he was all of our powers... COMBINED, HE IS CAPTAIN PLANET.
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Posted: Jan 28th 2010 3:56PM Uncle Jesse said

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So the male characters will all be wearing sweat pants?

Push 'X' to initiate elastic-waistband-boner-tuck.
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Posted: Jan 29th 2010 8:23PM (Unverified) said

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Captain Planet, he's the man
Leading the charge, Earth's number 1 fan!

Check him out, you're gonna see
He's the Mega-mac Daddy of ecology!

Cap's the hero with the gumption
Takes on the "overs," population and consumption

Yeah, he could use a better groomer
Some people say he's got a bad sense of humor

"I'm baaaaaack!"

But when Eco-Villains run amok
Plundering and pillaging, Yuck!

Cap's here to level the playing field
With a Ph. D in sustainable yield

But he's not the only hero for Earth
Gaia's wisdom gave the Planeteers birth

Wheeler's the Fire
Ma-ti's go Heart
Gi's got the power to make Waters part

Kwame's rockin' with element Earth
Linka uses Wind for all she's worth

But still Greedlys and Blights trash our planet
It's up to us to say, "We won't stand it!"

Raise your voice and challenge your peers
Say it's way cool to be Planeteers!

"The Power is Yours!"
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Posted: Jan 28th 2010 4:26PM ArchiGamer said

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With SIXAXIS capabilities I'd wager?
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Posted: Jan 28th 2010 10:51PM HardBoiled2009 said

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@ Stormeagle

Well He Is CAPTAIN F'N PLANET !!!! what more can you expect
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Posted: Jan 28th 2010 3:10PM Zoot Suit Jedi Grammar Hammer En said

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Persuing women?

As in a game where I can walk around and take photographs of scantily clad females in an effort to "collect 'em all", like Pokemon?!?

My user base is growing just thinking about it.
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Posted: Jan 28th 2010 5:00PM Morisato13 said

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After reading that, I immediately thought, what if instead of walking around, it was sneaking around in the MGS fashion...

That's perversion at it's best.
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2010 12:41PM Ghen said

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Jump on 'em and ride 'em like the jockey in L4D2
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Posted: Jan 28th 2010 3:17PM (Unverified) said

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Why not target the male gamer demographic and just make those bikinis magically disappear? I see a best seller of all time idea right there :)

Oh, and "forget" to tell the ERSB about it ;)
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Posted: Jan 28th 2010 3:27PM MastaQ said

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I also see opportunities in pursuing women all the time, except I have much more important duties to attend to, like browsing Joystiq all day.
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Posted: Jan 28th 2010 5:42PM RandomZero said

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Obligatory Bradwart joke.
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Posted: Jan 28th 2010 4:00PM Magic Whiskey said

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Oh, yeah.
Because all female gamers would love nothing more than to bewb battle.
That's why the Lifetime network does so well here in the 'States: between the heartfelt Meredith Baxer stories about women and lost babies and deadbeat husbands (or something), the station really mostly airs Jell-O wrestling and Girls Gone Wild marathons.
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Posted: Jan 28th 2010 4:17PM Lord Il Palazzo said

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I just hope that they don't make a Dead or Alive: Paradise game feturing ALL MALES....

*Shudder*

I, llpalzzo, would be very apalled!
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2010 11:29AM trendscenedental said

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Wow, way to fail at spelling your own name.
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Posted: Jan 28th 2010 4:46PM TheDarkWayne said

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I don't get it, to attract women to games, he wants to take out the big, handsome, impossibly muscular men.....and replace them with women? Wat?
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Posted: Jan 28th 2010 5:42PM RandomZero said

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Women LOVE scantily clad women. Right? Don't they?

Or maybe it's I love women who love scantily clad women.
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Posted: Jan 28th 2010 5:44PM Jakeybaby said

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Damn us and our "Logic"
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Posted: Jan 28th 2010 5:42PM Jakeybaby said

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Does anyone else look at all these plastic half naked Dead or Alive girls and think....
"Which one is supposed to be the attractive one?" ?

This is why I find that statement "we're good at female characters" extra hilarious. Not only do they not have character, but the thing they're supposed to have going for them, fails to impress as well....

Chloe Frazer on the other hand.... *melts*
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Posted: Jan 28th 2010 5:43PM RandomZero said

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They're more or less all the same, just different hair and bikinis.
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Posted: Jan 28th 2010 5:50PM Jakeybaby said

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Aren't you the observant one hahah XD *high fives*
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Posted: Jan 28th 2010 6:33PM icase81 said

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Once again, trying to make games for people that don't play games. This is SURELY the way to profitability. *sigh* Do these execs actually know their sales figures and demographics? If you make a good game, and market it properly, people will buy and you will make money on it. Make games for 5% of the market, and then shoot for 20% of that 5% and guess what? You just sold 15,000 copies of a game that cost you 2 million dollars to make. Not exactly rakin in the dough.
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Posted: Jan 28th 2010 9:51PM twocows said

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I think the quotes should have been around "expanding" rather than "opportunity."
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Posted: Jan 28th 2010 10:30PM kgrayman said

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guys guys some Americans wont like it but i bet japanese ppl would love it or maybe just some asian ppl who would like it
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Posted: Jan 29th 2010 1:42AM FHT said

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Well, I have to gave them the word about being good at female characters.

But, trying to get to a female audience? I see that very hard, specially for TECMO.
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