When playing the God of War games, we've often wondered, "If Kratos' unflagging rage could be assigned a flavor, what flavor would it be?" Finally, that question will be answered by Mountain Dew and 7-Eleven, which are collaborating on the next advancement in frozen sugar-drink technology: The Kratos Fury Slurpee. We know that sounds like the kind of thing we'd make up for comedic effect, but we assure you, it's berry real.
You can pick up a tall, refreshing cup of Fury (which includes nonconsumable codes for DLC armor and other content) starting February 1, at which point you'll learn that Kratos' anger actually tastes like a pleasant mix of blackberries and lime -- and the blood of a freshly-slain Gorgon. But, yeah, mostly just blackberries and lime.
Reader Comments (60)
Posted: Jan 29th 2010 1:46PM Gaddes said
"Slurpee, ambrosia, nectar of the gods. King Graha-- er Kratos feels his strength returning to him."
Posted: Jan 29th 2010 2:18PM iaacp said
Oh wow, a new flavor of Slurpee!
*Takes a sip through the straw*
*Blade of Athena shoots up the straw, thorough my throat*
*Takes a sip through the straw*
*Blade of Athena shoots up the straw, thorough my throat*
Posted: Jan 29th 2010 2:24PM SolidSnakeEyes said
I love slurpees. I hope they have this in Canada, but I doubt it!
Posted: Jan 29th 2010 2:43PM hardbread said
Awesome, im definitely getting all of them.
Kratos will annihilate my Wolverine and G.I. Joe slurpee cups!
are they gonna have special straws too? =D
Kratos will annihilate my Wolverine and G.I. Joe slurpee cups!
are they gonna have special straws too? =D
Posted: Jan 29th 2010 3:13PM razgriz94 said
Hell yeah, this is how you advertise Sony! GOWIII + PS3 FTW!
I want one of these. Sure it's still only 19 degrees outside, but I want to slurp up some of Kratos' rage from these bad ass cups!
I want one of these. Sure it's still only 19 degrees outside, but I want to slurp up some of Kratos' rage from these bad ass cups!
Posted: Jan 29th 2010 3:40PM Chopper731 said
"May the power of the Slurpee fuel your blades Kratos!"
Posted: Jan 29th 2010 3:46PM PrimetimePragz said
i heard christain bale drank one these on the set of terminator salvation.
Posted: Jan 29th 2010 3:51PM Lord HowitHurtz said
Seriously....i can't believe no one has said "IT'S KRATOLICIOUS" yet?
But yea i love me some slurpees. i just wish i had kept all the cups i had back in the 70's. i would love to own one.
But yea i love me some slurpees. i just wish i had kept all the cups i had back in the 70's. i would love to own one.
Posted: Jan 29th 2010 11:40PM Vman said
This beats PowerThirst a whole bunch. Actually, I think I see a PowerThirst commercial for this coming soon.
Posted: Jan 30th 2010 7:22AM (Unverified) said
Thats great and all, but what about the ppl that dont have a 7-11 anywhere near them? I believe that closest 7-11 to me is 1h30m away. Im all about support our games becoming more mainstream but to do a promotion that limits the ppl that can support it is kinda a step back. In my opinion anyway.
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