God of War III Slurpee tastes like Kratos' fury; it's delicious
by Griffin McElroy 
on Jan 29th 2010 10:46AM
When playing the
God of War games, we've often wondered, "If Kratos' unflagging rage could be assigned a
flavor, what flavor would it be?" Finally, that question will be answered by Mountain Dew and 7-Eleven, which are collaborating on the next advancement in frozen sugar-drink technology:
The Kratos Fury Slurpee. We know that sounds like the kind of thing we'd make up for comedic effect, but we assure you, it's
berry real.
You can pick up a tall, refreshing cup of Fury (which includes nonconsumable codes for
DLC armor and other content) starting February 1, at which point you'll learn that Kratos' anger
actually tastes like a pleasant mix of blackberries and lime --
and the blood of a freshly-slain Gorgon. But, yeah, mostly just blackberries and lime.
