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Posted: Feb 1st 2010 4:41PM (Unverified) said

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That's why! Storm Eagle, you've got an apostrophe in your user name! It's not OUR fault, it's Joystiq's!
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Posted: Feb 1st 2010 4:41PM TheDarkWayne said

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it's because you have not one, but TWO apostrophes in your name storm eagle
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Posted: Feb 1st 2010 4:46PM StormEagle said

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Wait, what? Seriously? THAT'S why the replies are failing?

If so I'll get rid of them.
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Posted: Feb 1st 2010 4:48PM StormEagle said

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Can i get a test reply to my uprated post?
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Posted: Feb 1st 2010 4:51PM (Unverified) said

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No, because a name change doesn't change posts that have been made, only new ones.
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Posted: Feb 1st 2010 4:36PM Scuffles said

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Posted: Feb 1st 2010 4:45PM (Unverified) said

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The sad truth of this is, some poor kid is gonna get this for his birthday or xmas, because he really wanted a Wii, but his cheap Dad thought it would be the same thing, and "why would I pay more money for the same thing?".

You all know it's gonna happen.

Posted: Feb 1st 2010 6:29PM Railgun said

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I think you mean some lucky kid.
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Posted: Feb 1st 2010 4:47PM CaptainProtonX said

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F@cking prophetic:

http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2003/2/3/

Side note...are we not allowed to curse anymore????

Posted: Feb 1st 2010 4:51PM StormEagle said

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Someone reply to this.

Posted: Feb 1st 2010 4:55PM (Unverified) said

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It's good now.
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2010 12:14AM The Blank Mage Returns said

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I had the same problem a while back, but then I got lyrical magical and it's better now. True story.
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Posted: Feb 1st 2010 4:58PM wardob said

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Is it sad that I wish this was an official Sega console?

At least they would be back in the game... *sigh*

Posted: Feb 1st 2010 6:02PM anoffday said

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It says official sega licensed product on the box?
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Posted: Feb 1st 2010 6:48PM (Unverified) said

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A prelude to a dreamcast2?! One can only wish
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Posted: Feb 1st 2010 5:06PM therandomizer said

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Notice that the box states "32-bit graphics" on the right-hand side? And here I was thinking the Sega Genesis was 16-bit!

Posted: Feb 1st 2010 5:10PM JPeak said

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Needs standard action hero response:

"You'll never get away with it!"

And its villainous retaliation

"Try and stop me, Nintendo--from inside this pit/box/chamber of lava/snakes/horror!"

Posted: Feb 1st 2010 5:11PM armageddon said

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I swear I've seen this before just without the Sega part, oh and it was white not black.

Posted: Feb 1st 2010 5:54PM thricedude72 said

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I actually do own McDonald's Treasureland Adventure, and I do play it regularly. I can't wait to try it out in this brand new hardware!!!!

Posted: Feb 1st 2010 6:12PM CrabBattle said

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I cant really tell if you're stabbing that mcdonalds game, considering the text first paragraph.

Do you know its made by Treasure (*hint* gunstar heroes *hint*)? And that its an awesome game?

Posted: Feb 1st 2010 6:14PM set said

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This looks pretty cool, and would probably seem attractive to people who want a Wii but don't think they'd play enough to justify the price of it.

Posted: Feb 1st 2010 6:29PM RupeeClock said

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I'll be frank.
DO WANT.

Actually, do you think the 30 new games may even be technically compatible with the Genesis, and be playable on emulators if somehow ripped? That sure would be interesting.

Posted: Feb 1st 2010 6:31PM RupeeClock said

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Actually, after looking at the images, I retract that.
http://www.pocket-lint.com/news-gallery/31177/new-sega-console-hitting-summer/3#image

D...do not want.
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Posted: Feb 1st 2010 6:51PM (Unverified) said

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I can almost guarantee you this uses SOAC technology, and the emulation is piss-poor. And playing original games won't be very good either. Even Sega had issues with the Model 2 Genesis when they got rid of the original Z80.
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Posted: Feb 1st 2010 7:48PM Gun Barrier said

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no "two genesis duct taped together" jokes here?

I am disappointed.

Posted: Feb 1st 2010 8:09PM (Unverified) said

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Look it's Sega scrounging on the scraps of past victories by whoring out the same 25 or so games.

Posted: Feb 1st 2010 8:49PM melao said

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Just have a look at what we have in Brazil:

Sega Master System with 152 games:
http://www.casasbahia.com.br/detalharItemVenda.do?codMcr=5630177&tipMercConj=M&strVitrine=1559_Destaques_8_5630177&s_pfm=vitrine

Super Mega Drive 3 - 86 games
http://www.casasbahia.com.br/detalharItemVenda.do?codMcr=5630622&tipMercConj=M&s_pfm=busca%20por%20marca

These consoles are actually from Tec Toy, which has the license to produce Sega hardware in Brazil. For example, my Dreamcast is manufactured by this company.

Funny thing :)

Posted: Feb 1st 2010 9:37PM Breakdown said

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I'd buy this in a heartbeat.

Posted: Feb 2nd 2010 8:17AM Gnoll said

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So wait, this is an official Sega product? Man, great job at looking exactly like every single Chinese knock-off Wii on the market, Sega.

Posted: Feb 2nd 2010 8:39AM (Unverified) said

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They're brand new but their boxes look as beat up as a system you'd buy from a flea market??

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