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Posted: Feb 2nd 2010 12:10AM CaptainProtonX said

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Nice, but I could never watch porn in front of this thing.
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2010 12:22AM VeHeMeNcE said

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Kratos watches while you fap! *shutters*
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2010 12:25AM pibs said

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Put a bag over its face
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2010 12:28AM The MARIO said

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Masturbating to Kratos is another option. if you say its gay he will slay you.
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2010 12:35AM (Unverified) said

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Worried it'll grin at you, like Vigo?
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2010 12:35AM (Unverified) said

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Like Ceiling Cat on a whole new level.
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2010 12:36AM (Unverified) said

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@ pibs

That would somehow make it even worse.
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2010 1:10AM (Unverified) said

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At least it's not full body. Just imagine what he would do to you.
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2010 8:42AM bamb0ostick said

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Every time you fap, a Chimera dies.
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2010 12:10AM (Unverified) said

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I WANT ONE!!!!!!
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2010 12:10AM RKN said

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He should make the eyes and red tattoos glow while overclocking! : D
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2010 12:31AM Whoppinberg said

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I wonder if his swords are removable...
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2010 12:34AM (Unverified) said

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I can't put my soda on that. No flat surfaces.

Also, I would feel weird knowing I'm using my furious God of War Machine to watch Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha.
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2010 2:11AM TheDarkWayne said

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I would feel weird knowing God of War isn't on the PC
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2010 10:12AM (Unverified) said

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I think you guys are missing the feel weird point.

You have a severed body, and a ripped one, at that... very angrily sitting next to you, armed to the teeth.

You wouldn't feel weird by its very presence?

You, good sirs, lack scope!
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2010 3:05PM rahmenxnoodles69 said

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That's less of a "case mod" than a "computer embedded into a statue"..
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Posted: Feb 9th 2010 12:24AM (Unverified) said

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[banned]
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2010 3:58AM Foetoid said

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Me too
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2010 10:25AM Uphillbothways said

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I have it on good authority that, in fact, everyone poops.

http://www.amazon.com/Everyone-Poops-My-Body-Science/dp/0916291456
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2010 1:11AM CaramelZappa said

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But you can't use it to play God of War.
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2010 1:20AM Freddie Mercury said

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Send the case and your PS3 to Ben Heck and you'll be able to
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2010 1:21AM RKN said

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At least you could play the first two games by PS2 emulation. : )
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2010 12:06PM liquidsoap89 said

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Emulation might not be the best idea with a killer sitting next to you...
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2010 3:03PM RKN said

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I seem to get downvoted when talking about emulation..........why?
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2010 1:37AM grimm18 said

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Let's the Wrath of the Gods fuel your processors!
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2010 1:39AM grimm18 said

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Also, I want this really really badly.
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2010 2:33AM Tab said

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That's pretty good. Got some talented mofos out there.
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2010 3:27AM Admiral White said

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I always knew that Kratos was some kind of cyborg. Only a God of War can let me emulate God of War 1 and play Starcraft at the same time.
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2010 4:24AM (Unverified) said

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But my computer loves me!
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2010 6:31AM (Unverified) said

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Ooh, could you upgrade your hardware with SOULS?
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2010 9:05AM Mabui said

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Tsh - all that work on the case - and they didn't make a custom keyboard and mouse!
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2010 9:50AM Shiaoran said

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"Solitaire". Right...
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2010 10:09AM shimrra74 said

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Is it me or just the thought of the guy casting the mold for this rubbing that Kratos body ....i feel dirty..
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2010 11:57AM Joeybeast said

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So, where's the exhaust vent?
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2010 5:46PM Sly C said

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the chest seems kinda... smallish... in proportion to the rest of the body. it's a lot less wide than kratos'. but very nice besides that. great detail.
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