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Posted: Feb 2nd 2010 3:56PM Shagittarius said

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That Atari 2600 pitfall in the picture looks awesome, but I prefered Pitfall 2.
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2010 4:07PM StormEagle said

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Which one? It's EVERYWHERE.
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2010 5:15PM PlatinumSkeet said

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If they resell us Ninja Turtles, Pac Man or any of the other XBLA games we already bought then this'll be an official rip...
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2010 4:02PM xCrunk said

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Good show Microsoft!

This will keep my 10 year old safe from the racist, homophobe, sexist XBOX Live community.

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Posted: Feb 2nd 2010 4:10PM sonicspike41 said

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I'll agree that anything they can do to make the console safer for parents and kids is good, but I think there are better ways of doing that.

For one they should focus on making these things optional rather than forcing them on everyone. It couldn't have been that hard to make the console's parental controls also apply to the Game Room could it?

That way teens and adults can still play the games made for them, and kids can still be limited to the games their parents feel safe with.
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2010 5:47PM PlatinumSkeet said

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If anyones 10 year old is on Xbox Live they've officially failed as a parent...
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2010 7:02PM RKN said

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I work as a substitute teacher for my school district and I had gone to a bad school with many kids with behavorial issues. I remember a 4th grader who wanted to go home and play COD4 on Xbox Live and I'm thinking, I'm never going to use that service. Yeah...
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2010 4:03PM StormEagle said

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You're killing me, Smalls....
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2010 4:03PM sonicspike41 said

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Game Room?

More like Game Wrong.
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2010 4:06PM StormEagle said

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We would have also accepted "Lame Room"
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2010 4:05PM (Unverified) said

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Bravo, Microsoft, Bravo. You've somehow made a CRAPPIER version of Home. I didn't think that was possible.
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2010 4:17PM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said

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Mii parade?
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2010 4:36PM Ghen said

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mii parade is mildly exciting when you're tripping balls.
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2010 6:48PM (Unverified) said

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It's even more exciting when you're tripping penises.
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2010 4:06PM TRTX said

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This would be such a cool idea if it was just the new hub for the existing Arcade. As it is now, it looks like something I will never have any reason to EVER go in and use.
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2010 4:09PM ProtesttheHiro said

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If I pay for a "virtual game room" I should be able to do whatever I want in it. For instance.....In my much cooler "game room" I would have midgets having sex every where. All of the game characters would be shooting up and snorting lines. If you lost at a game your avatar would explode into a gory mess and the only way to come back to life would be to play the "give Satan a blow job" mini game.

Oh and there would be teen and mature rated games.

ZING.
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2010 4:16PM sonicspike41 said

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Sounds like a mix of Duke Nukem and South Park.
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2010 4:09PM Joeybeast said

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Makes sense for the new and improved casual Xbox.
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2010 4:11PM Cap Morgan said

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I'm sure that Game Room has a market.

It just isn't me.
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2010 4:16PM Kamizar said

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I dont get this move, all the 12 year old are playing MW2 anyway.
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2010 4:22PM sonicspike41 said

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Well they have to do something to combat all those "sexbox" stories don't they?

No wait, limiting this to kid friendly games would probably just increase the number of pervs.

XxKillaxStudxX: "Hey, I'm 16. You wanna see a picture of my my ****?"
XORawrxGamerOX: "Dude, I was just going to ask you the same thing! Imagine that!"
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2010 5:15PM Brysonial the Bison said

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Two words about the xbox live game room:

EPIC FAIL
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2010 4:19PM Bryan T said

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I'm liking this Game Room less and less everyday. It's nice to know that as a 21-year old, Microsoft can tell me what arcade games I can and can't play in this game room.

Esp. the part where if you didn't buy a game, you could get credits using Microsoft points...
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2010 4:21PM WiNGSPANTT from TopTierTacticsco said

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I don't understand what the problem is, since the vast majority of the "classic" arcade games are all rated in this range. Hell, with the exception of something like Custer's Revenge, the games from that time period were too graphically crude to be offensive even if they tried.

Unless of course they were eventually planning to have early/mid 90's arcade games as well...?
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2010 4:24PM (Unverified) said

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Most games from that era weren't rated at all. But they'd also be excluding Mortal Kombat, Killer Instinct...
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2010 4:34PM KaBob799 said

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Why don't they just make seperate versions of the game room, one for E, one for T and one for M.
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2010 4:38PM Ghen said

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Because no one cares about one game room let alone three.
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2010 4:40PM Curtis17 said

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I think that route makes the most sense, that way they can have their secrecy and still release top notch games for all types of gamers. I don't see how this won't eventually happen.
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2010 4:54PM (Unverified) said

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People keep trying to turn this into a sex scandle!! like a pedophile thing http://gamegamepow.com/?p=85
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2010 5:20PM Chris DPSN AggieCEO XBLThe Aggi said

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Posted: Feb 2nd 2010 5:26PM SpikePoint said

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I'm stoked for Game Room, and this news does nothing to change that.

All of the games announced so far are golden oldies (some might go so far as to say 'moldy' oldies, even-) and it follows, I think, to expect that the "1,000's" of games that we are meant to see go live in the next two (was it two?) years will be of a similar vintage- the vast, vast majority of which would easily stand to be rated "E10+". Heck, even the previous XBLA release of Contra is E10+... it's not like we're just getting Barbie Horse Adventures (or the retro arcade equivalent of same) because of this.

I think reason also follows that, should the Game Room be financially successful and they reach the end of the reservoir of commercially viable "E10+"-rated games, they'll simply resubmit (as stated as a possibility above) for a "T" rating and start pumping that well. I was going to cross my fingers for a release of Fighting Street (ideally the arcade 6 button version,) if things do get to that point, but then I looked it up, and that was rated E10+ itself.

This whole ratings ceiling business is much ado about nothing, I think.
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2010 5:43PM ummhello said

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E10+ ratings or less? f$#! that! besides, isn't it enough that I can see people playing a game of Pitfall or PacMan on my friends list and just "jump in"? why do I need a virtual room?

and what's the point of a game room if they're just making arcade games that are really single-player only? I could load up frogger and join a party chat with my other friends playing frogger simultaneously.
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2010 6:46PM BigWeather said

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The only disappointing aspect of this is that it could hinder offerings that, while clearly E10+ or less, have not been rated. I had hoped to see some Odyssey2 offerings (Pick Axe Pete! K.C. Munchkin!) as well as some C-64 (Fort Apocalypse! Jumpman!).

Awww, well. Hopefully they'll still come at some point. Honestly, all they have to do is release Q*bert and my wife will be happier than heck -- and a happy wife is a happy me.
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2010 7:04PM RKN said

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I'm surprised MS will even release this for the PC, I see it even less successful than the 360 version.
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2010 7:40PM Skytwin said

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Game room. More like Kids room. (oh, wait this is xbl isn't it, I guess we'll see no different in behaviour then)
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2010 9:09PM (Unverified) said

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All the talk of the juvenile mentality of the average live player is whats pissing me off about the PSN lately. Ever since the price drop the network has been flooded with 3chitty converts that didn't leave the ignorance on live. Don't get me wrong you'd run into a neanderthal every now and again.Nowadays though it happens way more frequently. It's kind of funny that when this happens and I say "Take that Teabag crap back to Xbawx" the offenders usually stay silent the rest of the game. At least I'm not paying to game with those tools but still. I kind of like it better when the mouth breathers thought there was "no reason to own a PS3,there are no games and the HD-DVD was a godsend". lol
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Posted: Feb 3rd 2010 5:57AM onan said

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Wait, why is this getting submitted to the ESRB? It's an online-only menu system, not a retail product.

If they're going to do that, Then they need to go get the Zune Video Marketplace rated Teen, because every time I launch it, there's some really inappropriate swearing. I just don't feel comfortable having kids in the room whenever I click on a trailer and have to wait 10 seconds for the new frontend to load.

Think of the children, Microsoft.
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