The real gameplay info buried within all the embarrassing jokery is that the in-game blacksmith enables players to upgrade their swords to (admittedly) Freudian proportions, allowing them to mow down enemies from a comfortable distance. While chuckling to themselves like Butt-head, of course.
The real gameplay info buried within all the embarrassing jokery is that the in-game blacksmith enables players to upgrade their swords to (admittedly) Freudian proportions, allowing them to mow down enemies from a comfortable distance. While chuckling to themselves like Butt-head, of course.
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Posted: Feb 3rd 2010 11:59PM JohnAHD said
@tiptup300
so you can brag and show off your brand new outta the blacksmith sword, which only took you 4 weeks to get those very valuable extra inches with only daily natural exercises and no pills*?
*Everythings relative. Optional -needed- 200 pills sets with 20% discount by entering Blacksmith store or requesting estimates through www.enlargeursword.com.
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so you can brag and show off your brand new outta the blacksmith sword, which only took you 4 weeks to get those very valuable extra inches with only daily natural exercises and no pills*?
*Everythings relative. Optional -needed- 200 pills sets with 20% discount by entering Blacksmith store or requesting estimates through www.enlargeursword.com.
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Posted: Feb 3rd 2010 8:27PM Sho Minamimoto said
Am I the only one that doesn't see the trailer?
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Posted: Feb 3rd 2010 8:30PM ShadowModder said
I can't see any trailer in there, so I found this... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXAuN-1gPyg
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Posted: Feb 3rd 2010 11:28PM (Unverified) said
Once you eat it, you don't have it anymore.
And Ive known a few people who prefer to freeze dry the cake they come across. I believe there is a special name for this in Japan. Or Kuwait.
Roughly translated it's cyrocakesis.
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And Ive known a few people who prefer to freeze dry the cake they come across. I believe there is a special name for this in Japan. Or Kuwait.
Roughly translated it's cyrocakesis.
Posted: Feb 4th 2010 12:11AM killdash9 said
We did not approve of your sensor ship. This is the kind that we like: http://www.hlj.com/product/YMT00127 :)
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Posted: Feb 3rd 2010 8:51PM Zoot Suit Jedi Grammar Hammer En said
I bet the missus enjoys the way he thrusts his naturally enhanced stabber*.
What?! His sword you sickos.
* I was talking about his penis.
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What?! His sword you sickos.
* I was talking about his penis.
Posted: Feb 3rd 2010 9:12PM (Unverified) said
I'm still curious. To the people who claim Dante's Inferno is a ripoff of God of War, what do you think about this game?
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Posted: Feb 3rd 2010 9:18PM SuzanoSho the drug dealer PSN Sm said
While that trailer is HILARIOUS, I still don't find the actual game that interesting...I'm trying, and I know they're just playing to the nostalgia of the long-time Zelda fans and alumni, but I guess I never really got into those games either (I remember playing A Link To The Past on my emulator a few years back...I don't think I got very far before forgetting about the game altogether)...the only interest I've ever had in games that looked like that were the traditional RPGs...oddly enough, I was kinda hoping that they'd put a bit more of a twist on the whole "block heroes" thing, rather than just a 3d upgrade...so far, I haven't seen them exploring the advantages of a 3d environment over the old flat one that much, and I guess I was expecting somewhat the same treatment given to Paper Mario, where the whole paper-thin gimmick was made fun of and empowered throughout the game...I'll still be trying this one out, tho...
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Posted: Feb 4th 2010 9:08AM SuzanoSho the drug dealer PSN Sm said
What'd I get downvoted for? :/...
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Posted: Feb 3rd 2010 9:28PM DBrim said
I'm a huge God of War and Zelda fan, but I'll be getting this and not Dante's Inferno.
There's a few reasons behind this.
1. I'm already going to be paying $60+ for a God of War game soon.
2. I own a PS3, but no Wii.
3. I have no problems with homages, but Dante's Inforno's setting doesn't particularly interest me.
Good enough?
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There's a few reasons behind this.
1. I'm already going to be paying $60+ for a God of War game soon.
2. I own a PS3, but no Wii.
3. I have no problems with homages, but Dante's Inforno's setting doesn't particularly interest me.
Good enough?
Posted: Feb 3rd 2010 10:14PM Levi said
no, not reply fail - I just tried to reply to him, and I think his reply button is broke. No joke. I clicked it multiple times, and it never said "replying to ... [undo]," but when I clicked reply to your comment, "Replying to DBrim [Undo]" showed up first try. This proves once and for all that Joystiq's comment system is definitely not perfect, and that it's not just user error every time you see a reply fail.
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Posted: Feb 4th 2010 12:04AM JohnAHD said
*sigh* guys, you're new to this town, havent seen ya 'round her! (RPG NPC in a new village that then asks you to rescue his missing child because hes busy at work and cant do it himself).
Anyways, as someone has clarified a couple of time already: Its because of the aposthrophe on his name.
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Anyways, as someone has clarified a couple of time already: Its because of the aposthrophe on his name.
Posted: Feb 3rd 2010 11:04PM Gate Stormer said
They'll probably also find some way to justify their reasoning for it being a God of War ripoff.
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Posted: Feb 3rd 2010 10:53PM Manifest37 said
Dante's Inferno = low-quality ripoff
3D Dot Heroes = HD flattery
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3D Dot Heroes = HD flattery
Posted: Feb 4th 2010 8:32AM (Unverified) said
nobody can answer this. thanks for proving you're all hypocritical morons.
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Posted: Feb 4th 2010 10:25AM Nerosephiroth2 said
I think it should read;
"The Blacksmith, your one stop shop for natural MAIL enhancement"
ZING
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"The Blacksmith, your one stop shop for natural MAIL enhancement"
ZING
Posted: Feb 4th 2010 2:46PM BananaBoat said
Reply fail...despite having hit the reply button....fml
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