Did you read the news of Japan's Nier
release date with abject jealousy, wishing you had such a clear idea when you
'd get to play Cavia's cursing-at-a-book simulation
? Seethe no more -- Square Enix announced the North American release date, and it's April 27, only five days after the game arrives in Japan!
Of course, real Nier
fans are going to have to import Nier Replicant
to get the full story
, and that means learning Japanese is also a requirement. But it's a small price to pay to learn more about some shirtless guy who fights giant sinewy oil-monsters to rescue his daughter.