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Posted: Feb 5th 2010 6:33AM Slaziman said

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Those kids really need to upgrade.
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Posted: Feb 5th 2010 6:35AM MrAlex said

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There is no upgrade from an N64.

Goldeneye FTW
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Posted: Feb 5th 2010 7:12AM The Blank Mage Returns said

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"Sorry to jet, but I'm in a hurry!"
"You'll never defeat Androooossss!"
EXPLOSION
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Posted: Feb 5th 2010 7:35AM snl25 said

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Heh, no... those kids need parents that aren't cheap asses...
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Posted: Feb 5th 2010 7:43AM whylekat said

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Or they need to work after school at a comic shop then blow their entire paycheck on video games.... Not like I've ever done that or anything .... o_O
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Posted: Feb 5th 2010 9:35AM StormEagle said

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STOP PUTTING PROX MINES AT THE SPAWN POINTS!!!
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Posted: Feb 5th 2010 9:45AM CaptainProtonX said

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Do a barrel roll!
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Posted: Feb 5th 2010 10:35AM robotoid said

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ahhh... when Banjo Kazooie was fun.



also Jet Force Gemini FTW.
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Posted: Feb 5th 2010 10:27AM Musicman247 said

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I think there is a little bit of a flaw in the survey Joystiq is quoting.

" 80 percent of teenagers between the ages of 12 and 17 own a gaming console and that around 51 percent of those in the same age group own a portable gaming device"

I think what it actually means is that the PARENTS of those children own gaming consoles and portable gaming devices. There's no way a 12 year old could buy a $300 - $400 console on their own. They can't even legally work yet!
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Posted: Feb 5th 2010 11:42AM Accessgranted said

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@Musicman: Actually, even if the parents purchase the product when they gift it to their kids it legally becomes the kids property.
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Posted: Feb 5th 2010 12:02PM Metayoshi said

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@ Musicman247:

Well, if you were given something as a birthday present, would you call it yours? You didn't buy it. In fact, it was a friend or family member who bought it. So it's theirs by your logic, correct?

Same logic goes for video game consoles. I didn't buy my NES, SNES, N64, Gamecube, GB, GBC, or GBA. All of those were bought by my parents or some relative back in the day. Is it my aunt's SNES, GCN, and DS Phat that I'm playing with? I'm using my girlfriend's NES? My Dad's N64?

No that doesn't make sense. I own my NES, SNES, and Gamecube. It doesn't matter who bought it. They were given to me, and I am the rightful owner of them.
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Posted: Feb 5th 2010 12:32PM rowie4life said

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MrAlex
"There is no upgrade from an N64."

I beg to differ.
http://s3.amazonaws.com/adaptiveblue_img/video_games/nintendo_64_expansion_pak
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Posted: Feb 5th 2010 1:49PM MrAlex said

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You got me there Rowie.

Also I would kill to play jet star gemini one last time.
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Posted: Feb 5th 2010 1:51PM GreenElf said

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I do have to wonder how many of thes kids say they owna console, but it's really their parents?

If you ask my kids they would say, yeah, they own a PS3 but it's MY PS3! :-)
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Posted: Feb 5th 2010 2:08PM (Unverified) said

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@MrAlex

Uh, excuse me.. I believe you're referring to the system known as the ULTRA 64.
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Posted: Feb 6th 2010 12:14AM Esposch said

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@ Musicman,
I have to disagree. I turned 16 2 months ago and I bought my own PC, DS Phat , Wii, PSP Slim, DS Lite, and a PS3 Slim, and a collection of about 45 console (almost all really good ones like TWEWY and Twilight Princess and NSMBWii) and 30 Steam games, all without a part time job. And in Australia too. All I had to do was strech the few dollars (like REALLY stretch them to be worth about 5x a "normal" person's dollar) I got for pocket money and Christmas.

I mean, I bought the DS with my own money when I was 11, the Wii when I was 13, the DS Lite and PSP Slim when I was 13, and the PS3 a week ago. The PC has been constantly changing between that time. All ya gotta know how to do is stretch every buck you get.
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Posted: Feb 6th 2010 3:58AM Wesscoast said

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this in an old picture. a more recent one of this kid can be found at your local police station.
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Posted: Feb 5th 2010 7:01AM den69 said

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There's something sinister about that blonde kid..
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Posted: Feb 5th 2010 9:11AM Cap Morgan said

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Maybe his name is Jeremy. I hear he's speaking in class today.
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Posted: Feb 5th 2010 9:20AM Hooch said

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He looks like Macauley Culkin post Michael Jackson.
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Posted: Feb 5th 2010 2:09PM (Unverified) said

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You noticed as well, huh. He's probably a serial killer by now.
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Posted: Feb 5th 2010 7:07AM Rhamsey said

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Only 51% have a portable gaming device? Then who the hell is buying thousands of ds each month?
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Posted: Feb 5th 2010 7:26AM blahblah55 said

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Responsible adults that f*cking LOVE Cooking Mama. The Achievements in it are pretty amazing.
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Posted: Feb 5th 2010 11:15AM CaramelZappa said

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I miss my DS now. Cooking Mama is awesome.
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Posted: Feb 5th 2010 7:10AM The Blank Mage Returns said

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Of those 12-17 year olds, 96% are playing Halo 3. And 90% have mics.
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Posted: Feb 5th 2010 7:37AM Misfit Toy said

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Agreed. My kid played Halo 3, but I actually used the parental settings. He can only hear and/or talk to his friends on his friends list (which for a while I controlled who was added using my password). Hes a good kid and wouldn't use the language some of these pho-adults use online. But best keep his ears from getting used to that language being the norm.

Parents settings. He doesn't hear you. You don't hear him. If only all parents knew or care about this stuff!
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Posted: Feb 5th 2010 8:05AM I AM IRONHIDE said

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...and 100% of them are douchebags....
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Posted: Feb 5th 2010 9:21AM Korova Pamplona said

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70% of girls own consoles?! or do they live in households with consoles and never actually play them?
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Posted: Feb 5th 2010 9:23AM Co said

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Amen Blank-Mage. A. Men.
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Posted: Feb 5th 2010 7:13AM disguised said

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My kids don't own the gaming consoles. I DO!!
As a matter of fact, I play a lot more than them :D
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Posted: Feb 5th 2010 7:33AM Misfit Toy said

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How could I possibly know if my kids are playing games? Oh wait...I gave them a console. Or are on the internet? Oh wait...they're sitting at the computer. Parents just need to...ya know...observe.
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Posted: Feb 5th 2010 8:02AM xGeneral DEATHxDEETH82 said

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Studies like these make me feel like I'm from the future.

"Soon...your children will be using a social networking tool called Facebook!"

*Crowd gasps in amazement*
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Posted: Feb 5th 2010 9:40AM shadowj0 said

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where will all the college/post-grad people go now for their social networking?????

LinkedIn, here we come...
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Posted: Feb 5th 2010 8:02AM Cammie Dunaway Nintendo of Ameri said

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Pardon? Only "80 percent of teenagers (...) own a gaming console and (...) 51 percent (...) own a portable gaming device"? As far as we, at Nintendo, are concerned, we do find that far too little. Thus we are aiming for 100% teenagers and adults alike (preferably 200%, if 100 % own Wii and 100% own DS). ...and what if we take into account multiple iterations of DS: DSLite, DSi, DSi XL? The percentage may reach up to 400%. Well... I suppose I shall report to my superiors that we are due to make a plethora of money.
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Posted: Feb 5th 2010 8:08AM Cammie Dunaway Nintendo of Ameri said

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*corrected: Wii are due to make a plethora of money.
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Posted: Feb 5th 2010 8:04AM ikiryou said

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"Pew Internet & American Life Project "

Oh really? Pew Pew Pew.
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Posted: Feb 5th 2010 8:18AM Bobulous said

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In other new, teenagers like new fangled 'Rock n' Roll', 'roller blades' and 'making out'. We'll have more at eleven.
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Posted: Feb 5th 2010 9:43AM sonicspike41 said

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Depending on what circles you hang around. I'd say more of them like either rap or punk/pop punk/scene/emo bands, or just about any of the bands on the Warped Tour.
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Posted: Feb 5th 2010 11:33AM Bobulous said

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Yes, but I'm speaking from the 1950s.
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Posted: Feb 5th 2010 11:40AM (Unverified) said

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The joke just went right over your head, huh?
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Posted: Feb 5th 2010 11:52AM Bobulous said

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Huh? Whassat? Getoutta my yard, you punk.
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Posted: Feb 5th 2010 12:56PM Petebot330 said

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and sonicspike is speaking from the 1990s. lol
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Posted: Feb 6th 2010 12:46PM raginghamster said

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GET OFF MY LAWN
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Posted: Feb 5th 2010 8:19AM original fred said

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Posted: Feb 5th 2010 9:18AM inevercheckthis said

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oh my...that last sentence is a nice way to stay in touch with jail :|
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Posted: Feb 5th 2010 9:20AM tveye said

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Dern kids and their vidya games.
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Posted: Feb 5th 2010 10:16AM Istari Spartan said

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I have to laugh when a teen or younger says
"It was different back in your day!"

How old do they think I am? and what exactly
do they have now that I didn't have then?
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Posted: Feb 5th 2010 5:44PM den69 said

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Their virginity?
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Posted: Feb 5th 2010 10:17AM Pkunk said

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"Pew Internet & American Life Project"?

PEW PEW PEW!!!
http://battlechicken.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/azerz-pew-pew-pew.jpg
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Posted: Feb 5th 2010 11:22AM Misfit Toy said

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That picture is awesome.
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