Let's all analyze this new Pokemon's silhouette
by Griffin McElroy 
on Feb 8th 2010 11:30AM
We apologize for any and all spelling or grammatical errors this post may contain. We're not at our usual razor-sharp level of literary acuity this morning, due to the fact that we stayed up all night to analyze the image you see above.
According to Siliconera, that silhouetted figure up there is the
first new fifth-generation Pokémon, and we
need to know what it is. We'll find out during the February 21 episode of
Pokémon Sunday -- but we both know that we can't be expected to wait that long.
So, let's just start riffing. It looks bipedal, right? That could indicate that it's a fighting-type -- then again, look at its
plumage. Kinda looks like the trappings of a fire-type, doesn't it? Then again, it could just as easily be a new evolution of Lucario! Or -- wait, you know what it actually resembles?
Our shame.
