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Posted: Feb 8th 2010 2:31PM Alan Smithee said

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I'd like to see both the Mass Effect ible AND the Halo bible.
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Posted: Feb 8th 2010 2:37PM Cap Morgan said

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When do services start? There's a Mass I'd go to
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Posted: Feb 8th 2010 3:12PM Alan Smithee said

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Joystiq, you ban Tmac for tiny things, but you don't ban people who's sole intention is to troll other users?
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Posted: Feb 8th 2010 3:19PM Duke said

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You have absolutely no sense of humor. How many of your posts are crying to Joystiq to ban people for jokes? Relax and maybe people won't make fun of you all 100 times you post an hour.
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Posted: Feb 8th 2010 3:22PM Alan Smithee said

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I think it's total bull that Filthy and co ran unchecked for months with no ban, but now the contributing users are banned for small things while the trolls STILL remain unchecked.

No wonder everyone is leaving.
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Posted: Feb 8th 2010 3:32PM FredFredrickson said

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Hey come on now, give the guy a break - I'd love to see the Mass Effect bible too. It'd be really interesting to see how things developed, where the ideas came from, etc. There's a lot of great backstory to Mass Effect!
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Posted: Feb 8th 2010 4:41PM (Unverified) said

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I'll say it once and I'll say it (and get upvoted) again:

You're going to be a virgin forever.
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Posted: Feb 8th 2010 6:03PM Crimsic said

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Explain to me why his post was downvoted. Please, someone enlighten me.
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Posted: Feb 8th 2010 7:15PM (Unverified) said

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because he's bradworst
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Posted: Feb 8th 2010 8:43PM (Unverified) said

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Bradworst is saying people should be banned? Holy, shit. My hypocrisy senses are tingling.

You've been banned twice in 1 day! You set a whole new record for being banned.
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Posted: Feb 8th 2010 2:34PM BrianH said

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mass effect makes me feel bad for being born now and not 400 years from now when this will ACTUALLY BE HAPPENING
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Posted: Feb 8th 2010 2:38PM BrianH said

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hmm, i wonder if i write a note to my great great grandson right now telling him to come back for me....
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Posted: Feb 8th 2010 2:46PM BrianH said

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HOLY SHIT
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Posted: Feb 8th 2010 2:46PM BrianH said

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aww.... the picture was supposed to change =(.

failure
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Posted: Feb 8th 2010 2:57PM Alan Smithee said

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It changed...looks like you're wearing some kind of hat.
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Posted: Feb 8th 2010 3:02PM Meditron said

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I definitely felt like I wasn't doing enough with my life after I finished it.
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Posted: Feb 8th 2010 2:34PM (Unverified) said

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I'd like to see them produce an actual bible. Like a huge-ass leather-bound book with all the design docs inside.

And a pop-up section.
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Posted: Feb 8th 2010 2:39PM Cap Morgan said

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Only if they make it an Asari with one of those pull tabs to make her dance.

Creepy and awesome rolled into one!
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Posted: Feb 8th 2010 2:57PM (Unverified) said

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It would need the same voice actor from the codex.

They also need to put out an omni-tool version of the bible.
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Posted: Feb 8th 2010 5:04PM aughscreennames said

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And a Miranda boob mousepad.
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Posted: Feb 8th 2010 2:39PM (Unverified) said

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Mass Effect sucks it's all about RE5
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Posted: Feb 8th 2010 2:46PM Mmmmz said

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Keeping in line with random comparisons....


BOOBS!!!!
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Posted: Feb 8th 2010 5:44PM MrCheeks said

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@Ben

So...do you like Fishsticks?
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Posted: Feb 8th 2010 2:42PM Halgrimur said

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Id kill my rabbi with a pork chop for Mass Effect 3....
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Posted: Feb 8th 2010 2:49PM whylekat said

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Shouldn't it be a porkchop wrapped in delicious cheese?
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Posted: Feb 8th 2010 2:49PM BrianH said

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hahah i get it, jews dont eat pork
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Posted: Feb 8th 2010 3:01PM ployer said

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It would be far better if the porkchop was wrapped in bacon!
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Posted: Feb 8th 2010 2:47PM Alan Smithee said

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I think their games speak for themselves.

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Posted: Feb 8th 2010 2:49PM Halgrimur said

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BioWare cant defend themselves, they lost their army just like Tony Blair did....
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Posted: Feb 8th 2010 2:49PM Jawmuncher said

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So when are we seeing the female species of like

Every single Alien race in Mass Effect?
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Posted: Feb 8th 2010 2:50PM Alan Smithee said

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Asari don't count.
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Posted: Feb 8th 2010 2:53PM (Unverified) said

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We saw male quarians (which look bad-ass). I think there was female krogans on Tuchanka (I'm not too sure).

Which leaves female turians, salarians, hanar, elcor, volus, drell, and batarians. I don't think you would want to see a female Vorcha...
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Posted: Feb 8th 2010 2:53PM Halgrimur said

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Why would you want to? Krogan would probably use human children as dildos, Salarians are lizards, batarians are just plain weird.
Asari are all you need, wink wink.
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Posted: Feb 8th 2010 3:16PM Ballistic H said

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Female hanar
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Posted: Feb 8th 2010 3:34PM Ballistic H said

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Or female Volus
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Posted: Feb 8th 2010 3:41PM Johnny Locke said

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THE GELGAMEK VAGINA IS OVER 3 FEET WIDE AND FILLED WITH RAZOR SHARP TEETH, DO YOU HONESTLY EXPECT US TO HAVE SEX WITH THAT?
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Posted: Feb 8th 2010 2:49PM (Unverified) said

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You want Japanese?

http://kotaku.com/

Don't let Mass Effect's doors crush you on the way out...
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Posted: Feb 8th 2010 2:51PM (Unverified) said

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I love how the Jacob of the iPhone game looks NOTHING like the version in Mass Effect 2.....

Miranda looks close though.....
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Posted: Feb 8th 2010 3:00PM Alan Smithee said

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I prefer the in game look of Jacob over this one.
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Posted: Feb 8th 2010 3:01PM Halgrimur said

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Dude, Miranda looks like a Na'Vi in the picture above, in the game she is...different :P
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Posted: Feb 8th 2010 2:50PM (Unverified) said

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And on the second game, Shepard said "Let Seth Green make Joker funny," and Joker was funny.

Anyway, in a somewhat related note, I started a new game in ME2 as Ludwig Shepard. It's like Ludwig's space doppleganger. Although he's hooking up with Miranda Lawson at the moment, which I'm sure will upset the actual Ludwig if he ever reads these comments.
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Posted: Feb 8th 2010 2:55PM (Unverified) said

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Does he drop puns across the galaxy?

Batarians? More like BADtarians...

(I know. That was horrible)
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Posted: Feb 8th 2010 4:12PM Ludwig Kietzmann said

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Man I am SO upset right now. Tali's the sweet one!
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Posted: Feb 8th 2010 4:34PM (Unverified) said

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who the heck is Ludwig
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Posted: Feb 8th 2010 4:37PM (Unverified) said

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Right?! Jack, whines too much about her past; Miranda, whines too much about being GENETICALLY ENGINEERED TO BE PERFECT?! The only one who's not crazy is the germaphobe that can't leave her space suit. Space women. Can't live with 'em, can't save the galaxy without 'em.
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Posted: Feb 8th 2010 5:32PM TheDarkWayne said

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+1 Ludwig, Talimance 4 life!
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Posted: Feb 9th 2010 11:56AM Cutty17 said

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It's all about kelly. Least story to deal with, and well without spoiling, she's a one night stand.
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Posted: Feb 8th 2010 2:51PM (Unverified) said

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Well actually Square Enix did publish Modern Warfare 2.....

Oh wait you're talking about Mass Effect 2......
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Posted: Feb 8th 2010 2:51PM Cap Morgan said

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Wow, so reporting on a good series is biased against JRPG's?
Get a little thicker skin.
Even if it's not your cup of tea doesn't mean your point of view is universal.

I could think FF has sucked a bad since 7 (am willing to give it another shot) but you don't see me bitching about all the posts about it? Grow up and ignore it if you don't care.
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