A group of pupils at Yale University recently received a grant from the (deep breath) Eunice Kennedy Shriver National Institute of Child Health and Human Development, which will help fund development of a video game which teaches youngsters how to avoid contracting HIV. The game, Retro-Warriors, will be designed with a multicultural focus, so that it can be used to teach young people across the globe how to identify and eschew risky behaviors.
It's not the first time someone's proposed such a project -- however, considering the aforementioned grant was for $3.9 million, it might be the most well-funded educational game of all time. We're fully expecting top-of-the-line graphics, a score by Hans Zimmer and some measure of involvement from Nolan North. For more information on what the game will actually be like, check out this CNS News article.
[Via GamePolitics]
Reader Comments (63)
Posted: Feb 9th 2010 11:50AM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said
So it's pretty much a "How to properly put on a condom" simulator? Does it have Natal support?
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Posted: Feb 9th 2010 11:51AM Chris DPSN AggieCEO XBLThe Aggi said
no....but it does support the PS Dildo...
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Posted: Feb 9th 2010 11:53AM Killface was here said
There's also a simulator in how to boil down your syringes so you can use them again on different people.
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Posted: Feb 9th 2010 11:58AM (Unverified) said
I agree, this should totally be a Natal launch title
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Posted: Feb 9th 2010 12:07PM PlatinumSkeet said
Well if they show images from STD awareness day then this game may be the scariest game ever made...
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Posted: Feb 9th 2010 12:18PM Chris DPSN AggieCEO XBLThe Aggi said
I dunno about U guys...but I KNOW Natal can read mine....but uhhhhh someone's feeling will get hurt with a prompt that says "PENIS NOT FOUND, Switching to female avatar"
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Posted: Feb 9th 2010 11:53AM Chris DPSN AggieCEO XBLThe Aggi said
uhhhh a game about HIV avoidance....so its basically going to be an ANIT-GTA game?
No fukin whores or hanging out with drug dealers....that should be interesting
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No fukin whores or hanging out with drug dealers....that should be interesting
Posted: Feb 9th 2010 12:09PM PlatinumSkeet said
They could go Silent Hill and have a infested cock chase your around all day....
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Posted: Feb 9th 2010 12:25PM PlatinumSkeet said
Set it in an abandoned prison and you have every mans worst nightmare...
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Posted: Feb 9th 2010 11:56AM samfish said
They should use the Vitality Sensor and electrodes. The game has you pick you genre and attack increasingly sexy yet secretly diseased members of the opposite sex. Every time the Vitality Sensor notices your heart rate going up and increased blood-flow to your loins, you get an electric shock in the groin.
"Wha? I-I can't kill her! Look at her tits! Her...perfect...round, bouncing DD cu-"
*ZAAAAP* "ARGH!"
"Fine, fine, I'll kill her using the Sword of Hepatitis. "
. . .
"Uh oh! Here comes a gay guy!"
The best part is, it would be more controversial that Grand Theft Auto, Mortal Kombat and Night Trap combined, ensuring that it's message is spread by selling mil...no, BILLIONS!
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"Wha? I-I can't kill her! Look at her tits! Her...perfect...round, bouncing DD cu-"
*ZAAAAP* "ARGH!"
"Fine, fine, I'll kill her using the Sword of Hepatitis. "
. . .
"Uh oh! Here comes a gay guy!"
The best part is, it would be more controversial that Grand Theft Auto, Mortal Kombat and Night Trap combined, ensuring that it's message is spread by selling mil...no, BILLIONS!
Posted: Feb 9th 2010 12:21PM Alan Smithee said
Only if you were talking about the CD32X version, or the PC version. The original SegaCD version hit the 64 color limit hard.
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Posted: Feb 9th 2010 12:58PM SoCoolCurt said
Chris, he was trying to point out that you said "ANIT-GTA" instead of "ANTI-GTA".
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Posted: Feb 9th 2010 4:09PM Uphillbothways said
The only reason I clicked through on this story was to make sure someone had made this joke.
Thanks, Jose.
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Thanks, Jose.
Posted: Feb 9th 2010 12:09PM Uncle Jesse said
I think Peter North would be a better for this job than Nolan North...
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Posted: Feb 9th 2010 12:13PM BrokenTriforce said
It's a game of tag starring Magic Johnson as the villain?
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Posted: Feb 9th 2010 12:31PM BrokenTriforce said
Got HIV? Just sleep on a huge pile of money and you'll be fine.
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Posted: Feb 9th 2010 12:25PM (Unverified) said
Saying "jerk off" just sounds so dirty... I prefer the term "waxing the dolphin"
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Posted: Feb 9th 2010 1:12PM PedoJokerBear said
i prefer hand fellatio
what are we talking about again?
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what are we talking about again?
Posted: Feb 9th 2010 12:27PM BrokenTriforce said
Alcohol leads to questionable hook ups. I'm guilty of a couple... But I never caught teh HIV.
The D.A.R.E. program, which was mandatory in my elementary school, failed to keep a large percentage of kids I know away from drugs, alcohol, and gangs.
I fail to see how an optional video game can even begin to try. If nothing else, any kids who play this game will see drug abuse as glamorous.
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The D.A.R.E. program, which was mandatory in my elementary school, failed to keep a large percentage of kids I know away from drugs, alcohol, and gangs.
I fail to see how an optional video game can even begin to try. If nothing else, any kids who play this game will see drug abuse as glamorous.
Posted: Feb 9th 2010 12:17PM (Unverified) said
4 million dollars to develop an educational game that most kids won't bother to play?
Building a game to teach kids something that could easily be taught without software seems like a waste of resources.
The article also states
A press release about Dr. Fiellin’s $3.9-million grant put out by the Yale University Office of Public Affairs on Sept. 24, 2009 said that the children in the study will be “between 11 and 14 years old.”
"After they have played the game for four weeks, the children in the study will be periodically surveyed to see if they are refraining from activity—including “vaginal or anal intercourse”—that puts them at risk of HIV infection."
Seriously...these CHILDREN are going to be surveyed on if they are having Anal sex or not.....
am I the only one who finds that kind of insane to ask a child that?
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Building a game to teach kids something that could easily be taught without software seems like a waste of resources.
The article also states
A press release about Dr. Fiellin’s $3.9-million grant put out by the Yale University Office of Public Affairs on Sept. 24, 2009 said that the children in the study will be “between 11 and 14 years old.”
"After they have played the game for four weeks, the children in the study will be periodically surveyed to see if they are refraining from activity—including “vaginal or anal intercourse”—that puts them at risk of HIV infection."
Seriously...these CHILDREN are going to be surveyed on if they are having Anal sex or not.....
am I the only one who finds that kind of insane to ask a child that?
Posted: Feb 9th 2010 12:26PM (Unverified) said
Serious comments are not allowed in this thread...
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Posted: Feb 9th 2010 12:29PM BrokenTriforce said
I guess you haven't heard that 13 is the new 18.
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Posted: Feb 9th 2010 12:43PM whylekat said
Honestly I personally know a handful of people that had vaginal sex at 12-14.. Dunno about anal....
Seriously tho kids start feeling sexual urges from age 12 on, sometimes younger. So why would you wait to teach your kids basic safety concepts? Thinking a child in today's society won't have sex until late teen years is nieve.
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Seriously tho kids start feeling sexual urges from age 12 on, sometimes younger. So why would you wait to teach your kids basic safety concepts? Thinking a child in today's society won't have sex until late teen years is nieve.
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