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Posted: Feb 9th 2010 11:49AM Acosta02 said

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As good as this may be, I worry about it ruining the term "Retro-Warriors." Now what will we call those who uphold the righteousness of our 8-bit history?!
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Posted: Feb 9th 2010 11:50AM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said

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So it's pretty much a "How to properly put on a condom" simulator? Does it have Natal support?
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Posted: Feb 9th 2010 11:51AM Chris DPSN AggieCEO XBLThe Aggi said

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no....but it does support the PS Dildo...
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Posted: Feb 9th 2010 11:53AM Killface was here said

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There's also a simulator in how to boil down your syringes so you can use them again on different people.
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Posted: Feb 9th 2010 11:58AM (Unverified) said

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I agree, this should totally be a Natal launch title
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Posted: Feb 9th 2010 11:59AM samfish said

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No, just WiiMotion+ support, since you already have to put a condom on the Wiimote to begin with.
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Posted: Feb 9th 2010 12:06PM eat it said

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it shows you how to sterilize syringes and how to pick out the cleanest hookers.
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Posted: Feb 9th 2010 12:07PM PlatinumSkeet said

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Well if they show images from STD awareness day then this game may be the scariest game ever made...
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Posted: Feb 9th 2010 12:18PM Chris DPSN AggieCEO XBLThe Aggi said

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I dunno about U guys...but I KNOW Natal can read mine....but uhhhhh someone's feeling will get hurt with a prompt that says "PENIS NOT FOUND, Switching to female avatar"
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Posted: Feb 9th 2010 11:53AM Chris DPSN AggieCEO XBLThe Aggi said

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uhhhh a game about HIV avoidance....so its basically going to be an ANIT-GTA game?

No fukin whores or hanging out with drug dealers....that should be interesting
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Posted: Feb 9th 2010 12:09PM PlatinumSkeet said

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They could go Silent Hill and have a infested cock chase your around all day....
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Posted: Feb 9th 2010 12:19PM Chris DPSN AggieCEO XBLThe Aggi said

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ROFLMAO!!
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Posted: Feb 9th 2010 12:25PM PlatinumSkeet said

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Set it in an abandoned prison and you have every mans worst nightmare...
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Posted: Feb 9th 2010 11:56AM samfish said

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They should use the Vitality Sensor and electrodes. The game has you pick you genre and attack increasingly sexy yet secretly diseased members of the opposite sex. Every time the Vitality Sensor notices your heart rate going up and increased blood-flow to your loins, you get an electric shock in the groin.

"Wha? I-I can't kill her! Look at her tits! Her...perfect...round, bouncing DD cu-"
*ZAAAAP* "ARGH!"
"Fine, fine, I'll kill her using the Sword of Hepatitis. "
. . .
"Uh oh! Here comes a gay guy!"

The best part is, it would be more controversial that Grand Theft Auto, Mortal Kombat and Night Trap combined, ensuring that it's message is spread by selling mil...no, BILLIONS!
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Posted: Feb 9th 2010 11:59AM (Unverified) said

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All hail Night Trap
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Posted: Feb 9th 2010 12:18PM whylekat said

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Night Trap = best game ever. Trapping Ninja-Vampires in a trick house while teenagers have a slumber party in the next room will be amazing forever.
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Posted: Feb 9th 2010 12:21PM Alan Smithee said

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Only if you were talking about the CD32X version, or the PC version. The original SegaCD version hit the 64 color limit hard.
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Posted: Feb 9th 2010 12:31PM whylekat said

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Geez Bradwart. It was the 90's. Get over it. That game is amazing no matter how many colors it could display! It's only Rival is DoubleSwitch starring Corey Haim!!
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Posted: Feb 9th 2010 12:00PM Rick James said

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what does 'ANIT-GTA' mean?
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Posted: Feb 9th 2010 12:01PM Rick James said

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damn it...reply fail to Chris D
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Posted: Feb 9th 2010 12:34PM Chris DPSN AggieCEO XBLThe Aggi said

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uhhhh the opposite of GTA
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Posted: Feb 9th 2010 12:58PM SoCoolCurt said

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Chris, he was trying to point out that you said "ANIT-GTA" instead of "ANTI-GTA".
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Posted: Feb 9th 2010 12:04PM McBrick said

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Game nerds pretty much already avoid AIDS since they don't get much sex. Just take the $4M and give them a Wii and NSMB.
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Posted: Feb 9th 2010 12:38PM Hooch said

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They certainly do have their priorities mixed up. Maybe they should include a dating sim to help those lonely little gamers repopulate the good ol' USA!
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Posted: Feb 9th 2010 12:05PM McBrick said

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I think this game will definitely be hardcore.
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Posted: Feb 9th 2010 2:11PM Nook said

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.....and AO....wait a minute!!!
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Posted: Feb 9th 2010 12:05PM Assmar said

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So it's just a year subscription for WoW, and a tub of lotion?
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Posted: Feb 9th 2010 12:41PM McBrick said

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It's one of those cheap Wiimote accessories, shaped like a "wii", and a copy No More Heroes. You see where I'm going with that...
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Posted: Feb 9th 2010 4:09PM Uphillbothways said

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The only reason I clicked through on this story was to make sure someone had made this joke.

Thanks, Jose.
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Posted: Feb 9th 2010 12:07PM PedoJokerBear said

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oh yeah...touch that....vein-like cord?
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Posted: Feb 9th 2010 12:09PM Uncle Jesse said

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I think Peter North would be a better for this job than Nolan North...
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Posted: Feb 9th 2010 12:13PM BrokenTriforce said

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It's a game of tag starring Magic Johnson as the villain?
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Posted: Feb 9th 2010 12:16PM Uncle Jesse said

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I wouldn't touch that with a sixty-foot pole.
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Posted: Feb 9th 2010 12:29PM whylekat said

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Don't you know... He's a Winner now.

Pre-HIV he was just an NBA star on the verge of washing out. Post-HIV however, he owns Starbucks, Fridays, and other huge franchises! He's my HIV Hero! If I ever get HIV, I wanna be just like him.
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Posted: Feb 9th 2010 12:31PM BrokenTriforce said

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Got HIV? Just sleep on a huge pile of money and you'll be fine.
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Posted: Feb 9th 2010 1:36PM Uncle Jesse said

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HIV Hero?

I smell franchise!
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Posted: Feb 9th 2010 12:13PM eat it said

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a friend of a friend of my uncle's cousin's sister-inlaw acquired an immune deficiency syndrome from mass effect 2.
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Posted: Feb 9th 2010 12:36PM whylekat said

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Ugh great dude, this gonna be quoted during tonights news broadcast on how sex with aliens in Mass Effect 2 is ruining children's lives! Way to go.
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Posted: Feb 9th 2010 1:00PM McBrick said

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Somewhere in the galaxy is an alien STD that kills AIDS - so maybe Mass Effect 2 is the answer.
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Posted: Feb 9th 2010 12:16PM whylekat said

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Here's the whole game for guys.

"Jerk off first, then think about it."

Done.

Unfortunately, I have no perspective for the female audience. If there's any ladies out there.. What do you do to avoid questionable hook-ups?
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Posted: Feb 9th 2010 12:25PM (Unverified) said

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Saying "jerk off" just sounds so dirty... I prefer the term "waxing the dolphin"
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Posted: Feb 9th 2010 12:33PM samfish said

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I prefer "giving the purple headed womb ferret a massage", myself.
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Posted: Feb 9th 2010 1:12PM PedoJokerBear said

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i prefer hand fellatio


what are we talking about again?
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Posted: Feb 9th 2010 2:03PM whylekat said

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Palmela and her 5 friends.
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Posted: Feb 9th 2010 12:16PM CtrlBurn said

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"$3.9 million over five years to develop a video game to teach “sex, drug and alcohol negotiation and refusal skills"".

What does alcohol have to do with HIV? Is that the only way they could get the $4M?
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Posted: Feb 9th 2010 12:27PM BrokenTriforce said

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Alcohol leads to questionable hook ups. I'm guilty of a couple... But I never caught teh HIV.


The D.A.R.E. program, which was mandatory in my elementary school, failed to keep a large percentage of kids I know away from drugs, alcohol, and gangs.

I fail to see how an optional video game can even begin to try. If nothing else, any kids who play this game will see drug abuse as glamorous.
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Posted: Feb 9th 2010 12:17PM (Unverified) said

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4 million dollars to develop an educational game that most kids won't bother to play?

Building a game to teach kids something that could easily be taught without software seems like a waste of resources.

The article also states
A press release about Dr. Fiellin’s $3.9-million grant put out by the Yale University Office of Public Affairs on Sept. 24, 2009 said that the children in the study will be “between 11 and 14 years old.”
"After they have played the game for four weeks, the children in the study will be periodically surveyed to see if they are refraining from activity—including “vaginal or anal intercourse”—that puts them at risk of HIV infection."

Seriously...these CHILDREN are going to be surveyed on if they are having Anal sex or not.....

am I the only one who finds that kind of insane to ask a child that?
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Posted: Feb 9th 2010 12:26PM (Unverified) said

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Serious comments are not allowed in this thread...
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Posted: Feb 9th 2010 12:29PM BrokenTriforce said

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I guess you haven't heard that 13 is the new 18.
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Posted: Feb 9th 2010 12:43PM whylekat said

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Honestly I personally know a handful of people that had vaginal sex at 12-14.. Dunno about anal....

Seriously tho kids start feeling sexual urges from age 12 on, sometimes younger. So why would you wait to teach your kids basic safety concepts? Thinking a child in today's society won't have sex until late teen years is nieve.
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