Ellis: So, this one time, me and my buddy, Keith, we saw these infected Valentine cards on the internet. And Keith was like, "Hey, we could make some money selling those." So he got out his little sister's box of crayons and made a couple. Then, I was like, "Keith, we ain't gonna make no money selling five cards." So he spent a whole year drawing, like, a thousand cards or something. Then we saw new versions of those cards, like, to download the next year and ...
Rochelle: Ellis, sweetie. Not now.
Ellis: Okay.
[Thanks for the tip, Jesse!]
Source - Valve Valentine 2010 [PDF]
Reader Comments (18)
Posted: Feb 13th 2010 12:32PM (Unverified) said
Hey, I'm sure Scout's Mother would love these!
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Posted: Feb 13th 2010 12:21PM (Unverified) said
These are great, wish I would have seen them sooner so I could have given them out at work.
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Posted: Feb 13th 2010 12:31PM (Unverified) said
If anyone is having trouble with the page, go to: http://store.valvesoftware.com/
and look for the small banner saying "Click Here For Free Valentines!", right click that and go to "Save Link As", make sure you are saving as a PDF, and then it should work.
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and look for the small banner saying "Click Here For Free Valentines!", right click that and go to "Save Link As", make sure you are saving as a PDF, and then it should work.
Posted: Feb 13th 2010 12:52PM (Unverified) said
they have some nice clothes.. hmnn gotta get that headcrab hat one day. lol
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Posted: Feb 13th 2010 4:52PM BPMOmega XBL PSN Steam said
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Ellis has Internet access?!
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Ellis has Internet access?!
Posted: Feb 13th 2010 5:09PM TheDarkWayne said
I always hated when they told Ellis to be quiet. "We aint got time for this Ellis" bullshit, it's the zombie apocalypse, you literally have nothing else to do.
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Posted: Feb 15th 2010 11:06AM (Unverified) said
I wish this was posted like two days earlier.
Kudos, Just the Same!
p.s.
My Gf Would have been so pissed!
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Kudos, Just the Same!
p.s.
My Gf Would have been so pissed!
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