Australian Attorney General Michael Atkinson, also known as "that one guy responsible for preventing an R18+ rating from being adopted in the country," recently had some (unsurprisingly) inflammatory things to say about gaming enthusiasts during an interview with Good Game. "About two o' clock in the morning I got a threatening note from a gamer shoved under my door," Atkinson claimed. "I feel that my family and I are more at risk from gamers than we are from the outlaw motorcycle gangs who also hate me ... the outlaw motorcycle gangs haven't been hanging around my doorstep at 2 a.m.. A gamer has."
Well, yeah. We wish we could argue with that logic, but we just can't. It's rock solid. Except -- wait. Maybe the outlaw motorcycle gangs don't have the time to wait by your door at 2 a.m. because they're too busy perpetrating violent crimes and distributing meth? No, no -- that's just crazy talk.
[Via GoNintendo]
Reader Comments (79)
Posted: Feb 15th 2010 9:16PM SmokemeaKipper said
I am the Nightrider. I'm a fuel injected suicide machine. I am the rocker, I am the roller, I am the out-of-controller!
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Posted: Feb 15th 2010 8:21PM Stevetrop Man of Mystery said
I don't know you can be pretty spooky to criminals Batman.
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Posted: Feb 15th 2010 6:17PM (Unverified) said
Barabababababa...........
Braaahhhhbrbrbrbrbrbrbrah...........
Vrrr......brarahbahahahaha.........
That was my favorite episode of the season.
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Braaahhhhbrbrbrbrbrbrbrah...........
Vrrr......brarahbahahahaha.........
That was my favorite episode of the season.
Posted: Feb 15th 2010 5:43PM (Unverified) said
Atkinson has such a hateable face. But Dave is exactly right...
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Posted: Feb 15th 2010 5:43PM Chris DPSN AggieCEO XBLThe Aggi said
We are....
touch a bikers bike...he's gonna kick your ass...
touch a gamers weapon of choice, and he's gonna murder you....online...repeatedly....DESTROYING your KDR....and KDR is more important than PHYSICAL pain right?
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touch a bikers bike...he's gonna kick your ass...
touch a gamers weapon of choice, and he's gonna murder you....online...repeatedly....DESTROYING your KDR....and KDR is more important than PHYSICAL pain right?
Posted: Feb 15th 2010 6:05PM TheDarkWayne said
Absolutely. Countless times have I endured hands smashed against wood floors and controllers split with axes in the name of KDRs
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Posted: Feb 15th 2010 6:16PM (Unverified) said
You can be the South Side Splicers and I will be the North Side Nukems.
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Posted: Feb 15th 2010 5:47PM (Unverified) said
Yes bitch. Fear me. I have a hidden blade in my arm.
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Posted: Feb 15th 2010 5:55PM (Unverified) said
Don't forget, some of us have Danger Close Pro, Eye patches, and red ties that say DK.
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Posted: Feb 15th 2010 6:02PM Johnny Locke said
Our side has Solid Snake,Sam Fisher,Commander Shepard,Thane Krios,Grunt,Subject Delta.
Needless to say NOTHING can stand up to a gamer gang.
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Needless to say NOTHING can stand up to a gamer gang.
Posted: Feb 15th 2010 6:07PM The Aquacharger said
He's sold his soul to Satan. He can do what he pleases.
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Posted: Feb 15th 2010 6:13PM (Unverified) said
We also have Big Daddies, 493 Pokemon, Dragons, Dirk the Daring, Morrigan the Shape Shifter, not one, but a group of Assassins, fire breathing turtles, Samus Aran, Dracula, The Belmont Clan, Alucard, Werewolves, Jedi, Sith, Free Runners, Hordes and HORDES of Zombies, Bill, Louis, Zoey, Francis, Rochelle, Coach, Nick, Batman, Spiderman, Godzilla, Power Rangers, Hedgehogs, Plumbers, Princess', and Matt Hazard, to name a couple.
"One time, me and Keith were making this list, and he totally didn't put me in it!"
Shut up, Ellis.
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"One time, me and Keith were making this list, and he totally didn't put me in it!"
Shut up, Ellis.
Posted: Feb 15th 2010 6:39PM (Unverified) said
Yeah, I was gonna say the first and best 151 pokemon, but 400+ sounded menacing. I usually would go for first generation, maybe some of the second. But its gotten out of hand.
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Posted: Feb 15th 2010 8:41PM (Unverified) said
Kratos wasn't included because of personal issues.
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Posted: Feb 15th 2010 9:53PM F1 Basu Gasu Bakuhatsu said
Not to mention the next Gen coming out this year.
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Posted: Feb 15th 2010 5:52PM Uncle Jesse said
Two o' clock in the morning?
Everyone knows that's hardcore gaming prime time... LIAR!
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Everyone knows that's hardcore gaming prime time... LIAR!
Posted: Feb 15th 2010 6:03PM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said
I want to punch Michael Atkinson in the dick.
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Posted: Feb 15th 2010 6:06PM (Unverified) said
What dick? He has a pussy if he is more afraid of gamers then The Lost.
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Posted: Feb 15th 2010 6:05PM (Unverified) said
2:00 AM? I put that note at 3:30! Ehrm..... I mean.............. Um..........
I REGRET NOTHING!
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I REGRET NOTHING!
Posted: Feb 15th 2010 6:07PM TheDarkWayne said
Really? Gamers are more dangerous than bikers? Maybe if he'd thought this through, he'd realize that the gamer leaving the note is most likely scrawny and completely nonthreatening, but the biker gangs would probably just murder his house without prior notice
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Posted: Feb 15th 2010 6:15PM (Unverified) said
What was on the note?
"Sorry, I bumped into your car, here is my address, phone number, name, and insurance company. I hope you get to me as soon as possible, it was an accident, I was rushing home because I left my PSP's car charger. Sorry again!"
"THOSE BASTARDS!"
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"Sorry, I bumped into your car, here is my address, phone number, name, and insurance company. I hope you get to me as soon as possible, it was an accident, I was rushing home because I left my PSP's car charger. Sorry again!"
"THOSE BASTARDS!"
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