PSA: Beware of StarCraft 2 beta scammers

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Good Day my beloved friend,


It is indeed my pleasure to write you this letter, which I believe will
be
a surprise to you as we have never met before, and I am deeply sorry if
I
have in any manner disturbed your privacy. Please forgive this unusual
manner of contacting you, but this particular letter is of exceptional
and
of good nature.

My name is Mr Pana Erico a merchant in Russian, I worked with Russian

of Mining and Resources for eight years as a contractor,I have been
diagnosed
with Esophageal cancer. It has defiled all forms of medical treatment,I
am very
worried as the doctors have informed me that its terminal. I don't know
how much
time I have left on earth, hence this mail to you.

I have not particularly lived my life well, as I never really cared for
anyone but my business. Though I am very rich, I was never generous, I
was
always hostile to people and only focused on my business as that was the
only thing I cared for. But now I regret all this as I now know that
there
is more to life than just wanting to have or make all the money in the
world. So far, I have distributed money to some charity organizations in
the U.A.E,Algeria and Malaysia. Now that my health has deteriorated so
badly, I cannot do this myself anymore. I once asked members of my
family
to close one of my accounts and distribute the money which I have there
to
charity organization in Bulgaria and Pakistan, they refused and kept the
money to themselves. Hence, I do not trust them anymore, as they seem
not
to be content with what I have left for them. The last of my money which
no one knows of is the huge cash deposit of $5,000,000,00
(Five million united state dollars) that I have with a finance/Security
Company
abroad. I will want you to help me collect this deposit and dispatch it
to charity
organizations.

I have set aside 35% for you and for your time.
Please for more information's and documentation of this funds contact me
urgently on my private email below.

**********@yahoo.cn

Regards,
Pana Erico

nerdydesi, this is your best post yet.

You totally had me at "he has a sum of 1 (ONE) Starcraft II beta keys in a local Bank in Switzerland" LOL xD

No, it's called Nigeria... NIIIIYYY-G-E-Reee-Ahhhhhh!!!