| Mail |
You might also like: WoW Insider, Massively, and more

Reader Comments (63)

Posted: Feb 20th 2010 5:33PM I3artender41 said

  • 2 hearts
  • Report
Farmville sucks balls, farmtown all the way!!!

Posted: Feb 20th 2010 5:46PM Morisato13 said

  • 3 hearts
  • Report
Reply

Posted: Feb 20th 2010 5:53PM MGTrey said

  • 3 hearts
  • Report
DO WHAT YOU WANT 'CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE!
Reply

Posted: Feb 20th 2010 5:54PM MGTrey said

  • 2 hearts
  • Report
/ahem

I'm terribly sorry for that^, my god sirs and madams.
Reply

Posted: Feb 20th 2010 5:56PM Ghen said

  • 3 hearts
  • Report
No, no its ok. we all have a secret love for that video. :)
Reply

Posted: Feb 21st 2010 3:04PM 343 Guilty Fart said

  • 2 hearts
  • Report
That clip gave me plastic nightmares.
Reply

Posted: Feb 20th 2010 5:33PM Funkmaster General said

  • 3 hearts
  • Report
I'm sorry, but I cannot stand Farmville. I tired, I really did.

I let my girlfriend log onto my Farmville so she can just send herself gifts.

Posted: Feb 20th 2010 6:00PM Ghen said

  • 2 hearts
  • Report
Does she log on to your account and buy crap?
Reply

Posted: Feb 20th 2010 5:35PM Dr Acula said

  • 2 hearts
  • Report
So people bitch about playing FarmVille and how many people it has playing, and how stupid it is; but not WoW?

Posted: Feb 20th 2010 5:39PM Archerboy said

  • 3 hearts
  • Report
....WoW is a game.... Farmville isn't.

It's like comparing a novel and some piece of crap in Reader's Digest
Reply

Posted: Feb 20th 2010 5:40PM Dr Acula said

  • 3 hearts
  • Report
Hey man, don't talk shit about Reader's Digest.
Reply

Posted: Feb 20th 2010 6:01PM Ghen said

  • 3 hearts
  • Report
readers digest has some good clean jokes. For when you need to make people laugh at a funeral and don't want to offend and stand out.
Reply

Posted: Feb 20th 2010 6:06PM Otimus said

  • 2 hearts
  • Report
Both are fairly god awful, but at least Farmville is free.

So, which is worse...

A heaping pile of shit you pay for or a heaping pile of shit that's free?
Reply

Posted: Feb 20th 2010 6:09PM Dr Acula said

  • 2 hearts
  • Report
@Ghen
But making hilariously offensive jokes at a funeral is IRL trolling.
Dead-baby jokes are BY FAR the most hilarious to use at a funeral.
Reply

Posted: Feb 20th 2010 7:41PM pangit said

  • 2 hearts
  • Report
is animal crossing not a game either?
Reply

Posted: Feb 20th 2010 10:02PM mahouneko said

  • 2 hearts
  • Report
@Ghen:
I dunno, I've found the "You're Next" joke to be pretty amusing.

Basically, if you've never liked getting dragged to wedding banquets by your grandma and you also didn't like having her tell you that "you're next" at the banquet, then you'll probably enjoy turning that around on her at a funeral.

I guess that it _might_ be impolite to actually do that at a funeral, but the joke itself is pretty funny to me.
Reply

Posted: Feb 20th 2010 5:36PM (Unverified) said

  • 3 hearts
  • Report
LMFAO "lifeyacht"

Posted: Feb 20th 2010 5:36PM Jeffmoocow said

  • 2 hearts
  • Report
I cannot understand the popularity behind this game, almost everyone in my family is playing this game and they seem to be crazy about it. I tried it once for about 20 minutes and then after that I never played it again.

Posted: Feb 20th 2010 6:02PM Ghen said

  • 3 hearts
  • Report
Its like your first RPG or FPS... remember that? Its always "the best" in your mind and you played it forever. Farmville is their first "game". all the concepts are new and interesting where we would see them as excruciatingly rehashed and dumbed down.
Reply

Posted: Feb 20th 2010 5:37PM Archerboy said

  • 2 hearts
  • Report
If only I could build a time machine and tell my past self that Excel spreadsheets would be the future....

Posted: Feb 20th 2010 5:40PM (Unverified) said

  • 3 hearts
  • Report
I like you Griffin. "A lifeyacht, if you will." lmao

Posted: Feb 20th 2010 5:43PM MGTrey said

  • 2 hearts
  • Report
I love how Griffin /xzibited us at the end.

Posted: Feb 20th 2010 6:02PM OMGOMG said

  • 2 hearts
  • Report
Best avatar pic ever, btw.
Reply

Posted: Feb 20th 2010 5:47PM hardbread said

  • 2 hearts
  • Report
farmville?
sorry, im too busy playing the plethora of games coming out for the ps3 :]

Posted: Feb 20th 2010 6:00PM nickdog670 said

  • 1 heart
  • Report
Your mom is too busy playing the plethora of games coming out for the ps3 :]
Reply

Posted: Feb 20th 2010 6:03PM Morisato13 said

  • 3 hearts
  • Report
wow.... you're mom is cool...
Reply

Posted: Feb 20th 2010 6:19PM hardbread said

  • 2 hearts
  • Report
i wish, she doesnt play any games =/
Reply

Posted: Feb 20th 2010 6:55PM Foetoid said

  • 1 heart
  • Report
There is a plethora of games coming out for Ps3? You mean there is something worth buying besides FFXIII and God of War 3?
Reply

Posted: Feb 20th 2010 7:42PM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said

  • 3 hearts
  • Report
Oh, she plays games alright hardbread...grown up games...











...in my pants.
Reply

Posted: Feb 20th 2010 9:19PM hardbread said

  • 3 hearts
  • Report
is captain planet... my dad *_*

and i meant games coming out for consoles in general, the ps3 just happens to be the one i use, although i might play with my wii once metroid comes out =]
stupid little facebook games just seem irrelevant
Reply

Posted: Feb 20th 2010 9:52PM mikec89 said

  • 2 hearts
  • Report
I'll be playing with my wii too
Reply

Posted: Feb 20th 2010 6:01PM Coldplay619 said

  • 2.5 hearts
  • Report
WHAT A BLEAK HORRIBLE FUTURE WE LIVE IN!!

Posted: Feb 20th 2010 6:07PM gamepete64 said

  • 2 hearts
  • Report
Sad, just sad!

Posted: Feb 20th 2010 6:09PM gonintendo said

  • 2 hearts
  • Report
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Posted: Feb 21st 2010 7:30PM Namminamm said

  • 2.5 hearts
  • Report
Reply

Posted: Feb 20th 2010 6:26PM Daniel O said

  • 2 hearts
  • Report
you know, "insulting-griffin" should be a tag now.

Posted: Feb 20th 2010 6:17PM Jawmuncher said

  • 2 hearts
  • Report
I wonder how Castle Age is doing.

A lot of people are playing that facebook now.

Posted: Feb 20th 2010 6:21PM RageOverdose said

  • 2 hearts
  • Report
Man...

I mean, I don't get how this game does it. I guess the achievements and actually working towards something coupled with a REALLY easy game and the fact that it networks so well helps it. Plus it's a cute game.

But it's still so boring. I played for maybe 2 weeks, and died inside a little.

Why doesn't Natsume get a Harvest Moon on Facebook, huh?

Posted: Feb 20th 2010 6:24PM (Unverified) said

  • 2.5 hearts
  • Report
Jim Gordon: What about escalation?
Batman: Escalation?
Jim Gordon: We start getting 80 million Users, they make http://apps.facebook.com/farm-kill/

Posted: Feb 20th 2010 6:27PM (Unverified) said

  • 2 hearts
  • Report
In the words of Dr. Phil: get outta Farmville, start a garden for reeeaaalll!

Posted: Feb 20th 2010 6:28PM (Unverified) said

  • 2 hearts
  • Report

Posted: Feb 20th 2010 7:17PM Morisato13 said

  • 2 hearts
  • Report
Only if they use Ortega taco sauce.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ms5d9RN0WzY
Reply

Posted: Feb 20th 2010 6:33PM Spunky Monkey 190906 said

  • 2 hearts
  • Report
Farmville ftw :)

Now the sequel, Futureville.

Posted: Feb 20th 2010 6:43PM Morisato13 said

  • 2 hearts
  • Report
I think you're forgetting presentville. Some people use the acronym GPS for this game where you assume the role of a dot and visit present day locations while doing present day activities. It's a lot of fun but my dot doesnt seem to ever move.
Reply

Posted: Feb 20th 2010 6:51PM (Unverified) said

  • 2 hearts
  • Report
ostrich: haa.
Reply

Posted: Feb 20th 2010 6:50PM (Unverified) said

  • 2 hearts
  • Report
Biggest pyramid scheme ever. Bernie Madoff, eat your heart out.

Posted: Feb 20th 2010 6:55PM cmurph said

  • 2 hearts
  • Report
Awe man I want a lifeyacht.

Posted: Feb 20th 2010 7:53PM Karate Tortoise said

  • 3 hearts
  • Report
i can see the appeal. i mean is kind of like a World of Harvest Mooncraft

Posted: Feb 20th 2010 8:48PM Ross said

  • 2 hearts
  • Report
Yo dawg I herd you like yachts

Featured Stories

Engadget

Engadget

TUAW

TUAW

Massively

Massively

WoW

WoW