Japanese hardware sales, Feb. 8 - Feb. 14: God Eater edition

The Japanese gaming hardware market didn't do too much movin' and shakin' this past week, though the software sales throne was usurped by a new PSP release from Namco Bandai: God Eater. Given the game's Monster Hunter-esque nature, we're not surprised at its success -- still, we find ourselves perplexed by that title. We did a little research and learned that, yes, gods can be eaten, if prepared properly.

First, you need to go to the "gods" aisle of your local Whole Foods, and pick the deity you'd like to feast upon. We'd suggest something from the "Ancient Greek" collection, as they possess a delightful Mediterranean zest that your guests will rave about, and have historically proven to be easily digestible. Wash your higher power thoroughly, then season to taste. Stuffing is optional, but cruelly humiliating for your soon-to-be-ingested supreme being. Bake at 350° for three hours. Serves eight.

- PSP: 39,293 3,870 (8.97%)
- Wii: 37,501 1,352 (3.74%)
- DSi LL: 27,586 494 (1.76%)
- PS3: 24,811 639 (2.51%)
- DSi: 18,082 1,034 (5.41%)
- DS Lite: 5,659 249 (4.60%)
- Xbox 360: 3,428 223 (6.11%)
- PS2: 1,869 178 (8.70%)
- PSP Go: 1,394 344 (19.79%)

[Source: Media Create]

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