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Posted: Feb 22nd 2010 9:01PM Ezio Auditore da Firenze said

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I'd hit it.
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Posted: Feb 22nd 2010 9:04PM Assmar said

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Yes, that's very nice, and even a woman made up of 0s and 1s will not boink you.
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Posted: Feb 22nd 2010 9:07PM MystileArmor said

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He said he'd hit it... as in, "he would". He didn't say he was going to hit it.
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Posted: Feb 22nd 2010 9:07PM Ezio Auditore da Firenze said

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.....why not? =/
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Posted: Feb 22nd 2010 9:08PM MystileArmor said

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Oh and surprise surprise, I'd hit it too!
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Posted: Feb 22nd 2010 9:46PM HighFiveJesus said

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have a seat.
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Posted: Feb 22nd 2010 9:52PM Bubbameister33 said

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But wouldn't it just be a quick time event?
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Posted: Feb 22nd 2010 9:58PM iamnotafish said

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Isn't it always a quick time event?

Press this! Do this! Rotate 180 degrees! Press it again! Press B repeatedly!

Wait what?
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Posted: Feb 22nd 2010 10:00PM MarkezJM said

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Sounds like the quick-time bangs in SR2.
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Posted: Feb 22nd 2010 10:03PM DevilSei said

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For all of you saying that you would hit that, yes, I'm very sure it will be a very fast Quick Time Event, one she'll barely even noticed had finished, much less started... =P
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Posted: Feb 23rd 2010 2:34AM death1217 said

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gow 1&2 had quicktime sex with lots of women and they were satisfied don't know why this would be different
i think i can quick time with a single chick and leave her satisfied
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Posted: Feb 22nd 2010 9:03PM Ahmedz said

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B-B-B-B-B-BULLSHIT!

A few friends of mine in the UAE already had the game for 3 days now.
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Posted: Feb 22nd 2010 11:04PM Foetoid said

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Epic Display Pic!
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Posted: Feb 23rd 2010 10:02AM LordMaim said

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Apparently these bans are usually only loosely enforced, for appearances sake I suppose. I don't know why they bother, aside from the (somewhat) sexual component perhaps.
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Posted: Feb 22nd 2010 9:04PM pika2000 said

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Oh really? LOL. Come on, this is hardly surprising.
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Posted: Feb 22nd 2010 11:44PM (Unverified) said

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It is a bit surprising considering the opulence and excuberance of the UAE. I mean, this is the same country that commisioned the creation of 7+ artificial islands just for the hell of it. Not even Americans are that bold.

UAE is full of contradictions. At times it's extremely worldly and then at others it's rigidly conservative.

But it's not out of the ordinary. Australia actually has more banned games.
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Posted: Feb 22nd 2010 9:06PM (Unverified) said

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Obviously titties + (probably) strong and smart female character not wearing a burkha would be a "negative" influence.for the UAE
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Posted: Feb 22nd 2010 9:07PM Ahmedz said

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It's not enough that Ninjas in malls scare the shit out of me, but blue ones?!!?

*shudders*
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Posted: Feb 22nd 2010 9:45PM (Unverified) said

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Also Kratos Girl no one wears burkhas in the Gulf. They wear abayas and hijabs and those are black. Look them up they're actually pretty nice.
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Posted: Feb 22nd 2010 9:49PM Sly C said

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not on hot women...
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Posted: Feb 22nd 2010 9:56PM (Unverified) said

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Dude they could be wearing bikinis and thongs in the street. The type of clothing does not matter as much as the fact that they are forced to wear it. Also the abayas are the full black ones that cover everything but the eyes. Those are not pretty things.
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Posted: Feb 22nd 2010 10:07PM Cheesus Crust said

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Dude the UAE has clubs and everything. Its probably due to something else, the Bukhras don't matter as much there as they do in Saudi Arabia. I should know, I've been there 5-6 times.
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Posted: Feb 22nd 2010 11:19PM Dustin F said

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The UAE provides the same basic legal rights for women as men, at least according to their constitution. It's far far far far from what I consider the ideal nation, but it's also a lot better than many nations in the stereotypical Arab world.

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Posted: Feb 23rd 2010 5:03AM Abdo said

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As soon as I saw the article, I was ready to read some ignorant comments. You don't seem to know a lot about actual Arab culture, and how it DIFFERS from country to country. Let's ignore Saudi Arabia for a moment, because there are a lot of things that they're doing wrong. You have to understand that this is a cultural thing, and has been a tradition for centuries.

But back on topic; this isn't really surprising. Since video games are traditionally believed to be specifically for children, the point of banning this game is to keep it out of their hands, which I think is more effective than "not selling to anyone under 18". An adult could easily obtain it from the internet, if they really want to play it, whereas a child can't.

No Emirati would even want to play this game anyway, if it involves anything so much as nudity, or worse.
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Posted: Feb 23rd 2010 6:21AM joeboosauce said

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Typical Western/American supremacy complex. You should really try to know what you are talking about before you run your mouth. You just reveal yourself to be ignorant and bigoted. Yet another "lets pick on anything Arab, Muzzzlim, or anything that looks like dem" idiot who jumps on this bandwagon of acceptable ethnocentrism. You have no ability to look outside your perspective. And you don't know what an abaya is so STFU.

And why is banning this game or any game newsworthy in a Muslim country? They ban all movies that show nudity. ALL movies. SO, hmmm... let me think, would it be out of the norm to ban a game with nudity? NO! Why report on the norm? Weak as reporting and gotta jump on the pick on this region because the US govt told us too. Yes, free people my arse. Oh yes, and enlightened of course!
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Posted: Feb 23rd 2010 9:29AM (Unverified) said

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I know all your hearts are simply bleeding over the injustice that women are 'forced' to wear something on their heads, but you do realize that women are 'forced' to wear clothing that covers their breasts right here in these enlightened, tolerant, so superior United States.
What's the difference?

If people can't run around naked whenever they want, then that's basically full-blown totalitarianism, right?
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Posted: Feb 23rd 2010 11:06AM (Unverified) said

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@RankHypocrisy

Nah, you are incorrect. But the World needs people like you, so it is ok.
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Posted: Feb 22nd 2010 9:08PM (Unverified) said

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Probably one of the best games this decade... shows exploitation of females from the woman's perspective for a change...one of most in-depth stories ever...unlike barely any game before it...banned?

wut
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Posted: Feb 22nd 2010 9:59PM MarkezJM said

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Best games of the decade... Most in-depth story ever... Orrrrrr, you mean the decade that just started less than two months ago?
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Posted: Feb 23rd 2010 10:00AM eat it said

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how bout you don't try to get into an argument and just take that statement as... one of the best games of the past 10 years?
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Posted: Feb 22nd 2010 9:08PM Brysonial the Bison said

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You know what, this just really pushes my buttons!
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Posted: Feb 23rd 2010 2:53AM Ender Fedaykin said

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this really bothers me. ...ok, i couldn't think of anything.
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Posted: Feb 23rd 2010 8:59AM xGeneral DEATHxDEETH82 said

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This really makes my stick do a quarter-turn...wut.
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Posted: Feb 23rd 2010 7:25PM (Unverified) said

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This really bugs my bunny.
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Posted: Feb 22nd 2010 9:10PM (Unverified) said

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Oh come on.
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Posted: Feb 22nd 2010 9:10PM CaramelZappa said

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The nice thing about the PS3 is the lack of region protection. So those in the UAE who want the game will still be able to play it without paying a ridiculous some of money for a console that can only play foreign games.
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Posted: Feb 22nd 2010 9:14PM TraceurRyuk Prepping for LBP2 said

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With the customs over there they would probably have to play the game in secrecy. Sad but true...
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Posted: Feb 22nd 2010 9:21PM MyAbsolution said

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If you live in the UAE you are rich. I dont think importing costs matter to those who can afford to wipe their bums with dollar bills.
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Posted: Feb 22nd 2010 9:45PM (Unverified) said

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Another stereotype no not everyone is rich in the UAE nor the Gulf.
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Posted: Feb 22nd 2010 9:49PM Sly C said

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only the people who matter :)
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Posted: Feb 22nd 2010 9:12PM shimrra74 said

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And the USA cares??????????
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Posted: Feb 22nd 2010 9:32PM sinergy said

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Along with the rest of the world....
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Posted: Feb 22nd 2010 9:35PM Roto13 said

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Because a lot of Americans are interested in things that happen outside of America because they're not completely self-centered.
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Posted: Feb 22nd 2010 9:36PM Look At This Suit said

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I think it's pretty much written in history that yes, when the rights of a people are being taken away, the United States does in fact care.
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Posted: Feb 22nd 2010 10:45PM HighFiveJesus said

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Most of the time anyway. Sometimes we'd rather shake the hands of those responsible.
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Posted: Feb 22nd 2010 9:22PM kentuckyfried said

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glad I don't live in the UAE....
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Posted: Feb 22nd 2010 9:24PM NIck PSN ID Rattlehead91 said

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We wouldn't want a thing like different cultures and customs to disrupt the perfect little world UAE has set up, now would we?
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Posted: Feb 22nd 2010 10:07PM Geo Holyhart said

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Censorship is getting old.
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Posted: Feb 22nd 2010 9:28PM Deone said

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I'd give her the ol' 68.

None of my local game stores are doing midnight releases.
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Posted: Feb 22nd 2010 9:38PM Miadaskate said

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On another forum, someone wrote that she looks like the lady from the Neti Pot commercial.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsZeILCedRw

I do not see the resemblance.
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