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Posted: Feb 24th 2010 3:35PM Ahmedz said

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There. My head is all fixed agaOHMYG-

*Head explodes again*
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Posted: Feb 24th 2010 4:05PM Morisato13 said

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I like the music. It makes it sound epic.
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Posted: Feb 24th 2010 4:50PM JohnAHD said

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yup! looking good!.
Some closed levels reminded me a lot of Little Big Planet!
Id like a wii for a month or two!
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Posted: Feb 24th 2010 3:35PM Mr Khan said

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The one dragon looks a lot like the first boss from Super Paper Mario (whose name eludes me)

I wanted to see more of that mysterious horde of Shadow Marios from the E3 vid, though.
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Posted: Feb 24th 2010 3:53PM Bagels said

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*off top of head* I'm thinking... Hooktail?
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Posted: Feb 24th 2010 4:01PM Mr Khan said

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Yours has jogged my memory somewhat. Was it Fraktail?
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Posted: Feb 24th 2010 4:06PM dreganfyre said

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Hooktail is the first boss from Thousand Year Door... I just started it not too long ago. :)
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Posted: Feb 24th 2010 4:53PM Bagels said

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Guess getting those memory booster shots in my smoothies paid off!
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Posted: Feb 24th 2010 3:37PM Ezio Auditore da Firenze said

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Ahh, damnit.

Now I actually want to buy a Wii...

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Posted: Feb 24th 2010 3:38PM Rocketboy said

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Isn't that drill sound from Sonic?

Either way, consider my head exploded as well.
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Posted: Feb 24th 2010 3:40PM enbadesign said

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What makes my head explode is that there are 3 real Mario games released for a single home console generation for the first time since the NES.

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Posted: Feb 24th 2010 5:11PM nullset said

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So the Wii is this generation's NES after all...

(with three times the shovelware, that is)
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Posted: Feb 24th 2010 3:41PM Urmomlikesme said

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I'm so glad I finally got a Wii
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Posted: Feb 24th 2010 3:42PM deaftly said

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It looks so damn nice on that small video size and so damn shitty on a big tv. Damn you Nintendo for being jerks and not making the Wii HD.
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Posted: Feb 24th 2010 5:37PM ratchet92 said

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Nah. Watch the HD Video from IGN. That shows more of how the game looks on a larger screen, and it looks AMAZING!!!
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Posted: Feb 24th 2010 6:20PM Brysonial the Bison said

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No complaining about graphics on the wii! The wii is actually capable of making good graphics. But it all depends on the style the game has, sure the wii can't make "real" looking games like the 360 or PS3 but it can make cartoony games like super mario galaxy and de blob look completely good. It's not the wii's fault there are games with terrible graphics on it. Only one game needs to be said.... Guitar Hero 3 had the WORST graphics!
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Posted: Feb 24th 2010 7:20PM xxxsam said

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Um... I use my computer monitor (1920x1200) to play Wii games, via an upscaler from the component cables. The monitor is 24", but considering I sit computer-monitor-distance away from it and not TV-distance away, that probably makes it equivalent to at least a 50" HDTV. Mario Galaxy looks totally awesome on it.

Don't get me wrong it would look even more totally awesome if Wii had more graphical power and could render its graphics in 640p like the other current-gen consoles. But if something actually looks worse on your big TV than it does on a small TV (rather than just bigger and slightly soft, like DVDs), then your TV has a shit scaler. Not the game's fault.

May 23... that's still 3 months away! Argh.
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Posted: Feb 24th 2010 3:42PM MasterGouken said

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I am not gonna try to give my opinion, since its very clear that writing anything less than "my head exploded" will guarantee me a down vote from the fanboys.
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Posted: Feb 24th 2010 3:51PM Asok said

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Hello, I'm with the Joystiq Anti-Negativity Patrol. Your comment has been deemed "too negative" by our crack squad of investigators, and has been downvoted suitably. We apologize for the inconvenience.

(ps. watch the trailer, that took me from "meh" to "hey this looks pretty cool")
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Posted: Feb 24th 2010 3:51PM Mr Khan said

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Constructive criticism, or even skeptical criticism would be fine.

Assuming that we're all rancorous enough to down-vote anything but mindless praise, however, will earn you a downvote.

cheers ;)
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Posted: Feb 24th 2010 3:58PM MasterGouken said

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"(ps. watch the trailer, that took me from "meh" to "hey this looks pretty cool")"

I don't remember saying anything bad about the game, you guys assume too much.

Like I said, fanboys will downvote me.
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Posted: Feb 24th 2010 5:11PM Foetoid said

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As soon as you say "Fanboys will downvote" then it happens....oh shit i said it too now. THANKS A LOT!
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Posted: Feb 24th 2010 5:12PM MasterGouken said

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LOL... Welcome to Joystiq.
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Posted: Feb 24th 2010 5:15PM s ls said

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why do you care if you get down voted so much? just stating your opinion should be enough.
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Posted: Feb 24th 2010 5:17PM MasterGouken said

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Just to piss people off...
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Posted: Feb 24th 2010 3:43PM samfish said

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[banned. seriously inappropriate]
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Posted: Feb 24th 2010 4:04PM Johnnynumber5 is powered by cell said

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Is this for real? Did Samfish really get banned?
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Posted: Feb 24th 2010 4:07PM StormEagle said

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NNNNNNOOOOOO
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Posted: Feb 24th 2010 4:23PM Uncle Jesse said

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Samfish banned?!

Did you show the rest of that picture or something?
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Posted: Feb 24th 2010 4:39PM Mr Khan said

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And so another of the old guard falls.

But come on, joystiq, that wasn't that bad. It was typical samfish....
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Posted: Feb 24th 2010 4:43PM CaramelZappa said

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At least they gave a reason this time, however vague.
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Posted: Feb 24th 2010 4:53PM AirIntake said

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Don't be lame Joystiq. You can't ban someone for a comment that gets 3 stars.
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Posted: Feb 24th 2010 4:56PM Shagittarius said

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** Takes off hat **

** Starts playing the gambler in Rock Band **
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Posted: Feb 24th 2010 4:57PM Hyams said

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I will miss his display pic.

=(
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Posted: Feb 24th 2010 4:59PM Typicalgamer said

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what did he say???
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Posted: Feb 24th 2010 5:03PM Shagittarius said

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[banned. seriously inappropriate]
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Posted: Feb 24th 2010 5:08PM Typicalgamer said

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and another person is banned because i asked an innocent question. TAKE ME INSTEAD OF SHAGGITARIUS, JOYSTQ!!!!
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Posted: Feb 24th 2010 5:48PM daytripper said

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Samfish banned!?!, there is no hope for us mere mortals.
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Posted: Feb 24th 2010 6:14PM mikia said

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now i REALLY wanna know what he said.
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Posted: Feb 24th 2010 6:22PM Brysonial the Bison said

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You don't need to ban him joystiq..... sure the picture may be innapropriate to a point but if you think it's that bad then just let him come on here without a picture.
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Posted: Feb 24th 2010 6:28PM Brysonial the Bison said

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The only thing seriously innapropriate here is banning samfish! Joystig Must Be Overthrown! Captain Planet were gonna need you for saying funny things about them that make them feel stupid! We are going to need sony boy. He is willing to sacrifice himself if needed. And Mikia were gonna need you. You still don't know what samfish said. And Mr. Khan........ Oh you already know why we need you! Samfish, we shall evenge your death!
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Posted: Feb 24th 2010 6:47PM KirbyCommando said

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what did he say? you'll get banned if you tell me, but tell me what it was about, if you won't get banned for that.
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Posted: Feb 24th 2010 8:08PM (Unverified) said

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I was able to read Samfish's comment on his profile page. He said that Mario had physical relations with Princess Peach in order to end whispers about his orientation.
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Posted: Feb 24th 2010 8:15PM Ashitaka said

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[banned. seriously inappropriate]
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Posted: Feb 24th 2010 8:30PM QuePasa87 said

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I want to know what he said too. email is mrbrownnrpoud@yahoo.com
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Posted: Feb 24th 2010 8:38PM CaramelZappa said

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Wow after looking at his profile I gotta say, there is no reason to ban him for that. Are we in pre-school still? People say much worse on this site and get away with it fine. The inconsistancy in banning people is just ridicu [banned. seriously inappropriate]
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Posted: Feb 24th 2010 9:44PM Granger said

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Guys, that's NOT what he said. That was a different comment.

What he actually said was something along the lines of rubbing Mario juices over his nether regions, in infinitely more explicit detail.

I don't know why Joystiq jumped the gun here and banned him, when they usually resort to just post deletion for grossly inappropriate stuff. Samfish was a staple.
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Posted: Feb 24th 2010 9:48PM Ethan said

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This is what we call a vicious cycle of curiosity.

I don't think we can really judge their reasoning without seeing the comment, which would miss the point, so as it often does, it comes down to 'their website not yours etc.'
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Posted: Feb 24th 2010 3:48PM a cool vuvuzela guy said

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the logo doesnt spell out U R MR GAY anymore

now it says U R MI AY

nintendo stinks!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: Feb 24th 2010 3:50PM samfish said

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Mario probably finally scored with Peach so people would stop pointing at him and whispering, "He's a 'confirmed bachelor', ya know!"
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