It would be cool enough to see a ten-minute-long video showing a man carving an intricate statue of BioShock 2's
Big Daddy out of a tree using a chainsaw. That coolness factor is multiplied by ten when the person doing the carving is dressed up like known overnight camp murderer, Jason Voorhees
. A video like that would finally prove that the prolific butcher has a sensitive side
, capable of creating lovely, intricate works of art with his manslaughter instruments.
Such a video exists
, dear friends, and is posted after the jump. You should check it out, because, man
, tree carving is surprisingly hypnotic.